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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 11:01:45


At 5/30/06 10:48 AM, Littlewashu wrote: yay another member welcome my friend have fun protecting the portal

Thanks, and I know this is a little late, but congrats on the gold whistle.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 11:15:44


At 5/30/06 01:30 AM, LKnight wrote: Thanks, and done. =)

Muhahaha another member on NG Log >:) My masterplan will soon be completed! Muhahaha


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 11:27:20


At 5/30/06 11:15 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Muhahaha another member on NG Log >:) My masterplan will soon be completed! Muhahaha

I go there every day several times a day because I'm too lazy to track my own stats myself any more... ( 52 points till Lt General )


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 12:31:58


This was Stolen Form this flash.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 13:07:57


At 5/30/06 11:27 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I go there every day several times a day because I'm too lazy to track my own stats myself any more... ( 52 points till Lt General )

Yeah me too. Before NG Log I used to add my saves and blams and calculate stuff like that. But I'm the king of the lazy people so I made that (in a relatively unlazy period).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 13:31:51


At 5/30/06 01:07 PM, -Casualty- wrote: Yeah me too. Before NG Log I used to add my saves and blams and calculate stuff like that. But I'm the king of the lazy people so I made that (in a relatively unlazy period).

And lazy B/Pers world wide thank you for it.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 13:46:36


At 5/30/06 01:31 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: And lazy B/Pers world wide thank you for it.

So I have reached my purpose!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 14:05:55


At 5/30/06 01:46 PM, -Casualty- wrote: So I have reached my purpose!

It also helps to compare stats, log in under some one else's name ( no harm could possibly be made any way so why not ) and update the stats. I did that with Eagle for weeks.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 14:10:24


At 5/30/06 02:05 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: It also helps to compare stats, log in under some one else's name ( no harm could possibly be made any way so why not ) and update the stats. I did that with Eagle for weeks.

Yeah that is great about it, no need for passwords. In the beginning it had passwords, but gfoxcook came up with that idea. So this is where it got.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 15:02:45


I dont think there would be any need for a password unless there was very personal information on the account.

I've gained 16 b/p points so far today. Portal's kinda slow :/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 15:03:08


At 5/30/06 01:31 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: And lazy B/Pers world wide thank you for it.

Yeah, I never bothered to keep track of how much B/P I gain each day until -Casualty- emailed me about the NG Log and asked me to tested it out. :D

At 5/30/06 02:05 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: It also helps to compare stats, log in under some one else's name ( no harm could possibly be made any way so why not ) and update the stats. I did that with Eagle for weeks.

Although once I think someone logged into my stats and got out the stats during the day, which pissed me off. But then again, that might've been Andersson by accident since that was around when I swited my names with him.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 15:15:23


At 5/29/06 03:34 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
I also passed you in B/P :P

I expect many fellow soldiers here will pass me in B/P as I have limited internet access, and I cannot Blam/Protect normally due to lack of time, sir :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 16:20:00


Stolen from here.

Meh there have been a few stolen flashes lately...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 16:40:10


At 5/30/06 03:15 PM, KungFuCow wrote: I expect many fellow soldiers here will pass me in B/P as I have limited internet access, and I cannot Blam/Protect normally due to lack of time, sir :)

you are on vacation to your home country, chill a bit...I got it covered...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 17:06:23


Sorry I haven't been around! I had to go back to school today and I would like to welcome aboard our new member LKnight! Portal's kind of slow, and I'm surprised LF's animation didn't win any awards!


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 17:13:58


A long journey has been crossed, many ups and down. And yet I have passed another stone. a new rank awaits ( Story in a bunch of hours, too late to write ).


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 17:17:51


Hey Punisher! Looks like our suspicon was right after all! LINK
Guy was caught stealing all of his submissions, and this should mean we get a new daily fifth.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 17:28:21


Looks like Wade did some house cleaning today. Yeah, I e-mailed him yesterday with an extensive list of all his submissions and cross referenced links to the originals.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 17:38:49


“King of the hill?”by Ghost_Phantom

This should sound interesting to those who saw the movie,” The one “, but I made a good part of it up…it mentions B/P briefly though, more symbolic than physical.

Dan and Peter stand in a dark alley, pointing hand guns at each other.

Peter: I see you killed another one Dan, you realize the dangers of this don’t you?

Dan: with every one I kill I turn stronger, you know that just as well as any one…

Peter: They warned you of the perils of ranking up this way, why don’t you listen!

Dan: Perils my ass, you know very well this can only end up in one way.

Peter jumps and throws a gas grenade. Dan shoots blindly into the night air unsuccessfully; he tumbles and falls on the ground. 2 hours later he wakes up all tied down in the back of a van.

Dan: So you resort to this? Human weapons, you’ve forgotten who you really are!

Peter: Shut up, now let me tell you what might happen if you kill this guy here.
1). the universe implodes due to in-order and we all die.
2). It explodes and destroys many other planets too.

Dan: You forget of #3.

Peter: 3). …you turn into god…

Dan: Close enough.

Dan breaks out of the chains, busts open the rear doors and jumps outside running as fast as 80 miles per hour.

Peter: Jesus. H .Christ!

He puts the van to a grinding halt as the rear bumper drops away and the engine developes an eerie grey smoke from the hood.

Peter: Damn! I liked this van…

He steps out flashing his badge to a near by car to stop.

Peter: bastard, didn’t even slow down… guess I have a long walk here.

40 miles away a man was gunned down by a twin like stranger. He disappeared with a white glow right afterwards, Police denied any existence of that man while some where out there, a demi-god was walking around free of guilt,

Dan: ” only 2 more kills left “.

To be continued.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 20:42:32


At 5/30/06 05:38 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: “King of the hill?”by Ghost_Phantom

LOL...not bad.

Okay, about the podcast... Peregrinus and Ghost_Phantom are both interested in doing the podcast. I'd like to know now if anyone else wants to take part. If I can't get these two together at once, I'll do the two segments with them seperately. Otherwise, I'd like to know who else can do it. I'd ideally like to do the podcast tomorrow past 6PM EST, so let me know if anyone else can do it.

If you do, remember I need AIM Triton installed on your computer. Also, you need a microphone (obviously), and headphones are recommended (to minimize feedback and echoes).

Thanks, everyone!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-30 20:51:00


Where can I download AIM Triton?

I've gotten 2 BLAM movies already today in a very short amount of time. sweet, but I wish I could get the save movie more.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-31 00:13:19


Daily Report For 5/30/06

Start: 10,815 Blams/5,619 Saves
End: 10,902 Blams/5,671 Saves
Total: 87 Blams/52 Saves (139 Total)

Next Rank: 927 Until Colonel

Congratulations to Ghost_Phantom for making Lieutenant General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-31 00:17:44


At 5/30/06 08:51 PM, LKnight wrote: Where can I download AIM Triton?

You can download it here.

I've gotten 2 BLAM movies already today in a very short amount of time. sweet, but I wish I could get the save movie more.

Heh, there are some days you can get a lot of saves and some (most) of which you can't ;P.

Today I got 156 ^_^, I think I should do well the whole summer if I keep this up.

Good luck to all as well.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-31 00:48:56


At 5/31/06 12:17 AM, FR0GMA wrote: You can download it here.

Thanks.

Today's report
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Blams: 1043
Saves: 522
Total B/P points: 1565
Total B/P points acquired today: 63
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Private (435 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 4.219
B/P Rank: #2515 (+50 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.998

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-31 04:55:46


Coop83 Update
It's not really in the right timescale for a report, so the update before normal service resumes:

Blams: 8,457
Saves: 3,763
Total: 12,220
Points to EG Captain: 280

The pursuit of my brother may have slowed due to my relative inactivity over the holiday weekend, but I'm going to get back on pace today.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-31 04:57:44


Daily report

Blams: 46
Saves: 23
Total B/P: 69

Ugh, another bad underdog flash. I can see this week won't have an underdog soon unless Wade hasn't got round to deleting any bad flashes. :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-31 05:52:09


At 5/30/06 05:49 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 5/30/06 Report - As of 0535 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #475 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3726 +8 from yesterday
Saves: 2167 unchanged from yesterday
Next Rank: 107 points until Master Sergeant

5/31/06 Report - As of 0530 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank 3475 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3729 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2169 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 102 points until Master Sergeant


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-31 05:57:18


Hey, guys! Take a look at "Full battle on". The first version of the entry was marked already. (Probably because of stolen) As a result, it is highly likely that the second version is stolen as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-31 10:22:04


At 5/31/06 05:52 AM, mr_trivia wrote: Blam/Protect Rank 3475 unchanged from yesterday
The fact you messed up, makes me think you don't just copy paste, but rather, type out the same god damn thing, ever day, if you do so, you're fucking saddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

How kind of you hey, anyway for the next two days b/p won't be that great but then I get home and will have all the time in the world. Shall be back soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-31 15:04:40


At 5/31/06 10:22 AM, WastedWizard wrote:
How kind of you hey, anyway for the next two days b/p won't be that great but then I get home and will have all the time in the world. Shall be back soon.

Uh, speaking of B/P, I'm really close to being Staff Sergeant, I'll keep you guys updated in about three days after this post about my where-abouts.