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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-27 11:26:53


At 7/27/17 08:09 AM, byteslinger wrote: Sorry about being in stealth mode. Now, where the hell is everyone else?

In stealth mode. Remember the memo? Stealth ops week? The stealth ops week where no one's supposed to find out about stealth ops week or death and destruction could result???

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-27 13:20:15


At 7/27/17 11:26 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/27/17 08:09 AM, byteslinger wrote: Sorry about being in stealth mode. Now, where the hell is everyone else?
In stealth mode. Remember the memo? Stealth ops week? The stealth ops week where no one's supposed to find out about stealth ops week or death and destruction could result???

Oh, damn, my bad. Please disregard my last posts. I was never here, and this never happened.

But, I am all down for that death and destruction thing...sounds like fun!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-27 21:43:05


At 7/27/17 08:09 AM, byteslinger wrote: Sorry about being in stealth mode. Been working on a few projects IRL. I have been lurking here, keeping an eye on things, just haven't written much. Now, where the hell is everyone else?

I've been around, checking the thread for new applicants. Lately, I've been undertaking independent religious studies, specifically around Christianity. I may become a pastor or missionary at some point in the future. Beyond that I've been quietly modding. One of my works was frontpaged recently too -- quite a surprise. I never thought I was good enough. I may also start working religious themes into my work. Worship has become an integral and life-changing part of my daily experience. I can't seem to get enough of it.

How is everyone else doing?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-28 03:04:43


Well for shits and giggles, now there's 2 of me keeping an eye on things around here.

Here's the proof.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-28 05:17:18


At 7/26/17 10:39 PM, Jackho wrote: I've been alone in this thread for nearly five days now, where's my fellow guards at?

I've been around, I just haven't posted here in a week.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-28 05:26:15


At 7/28/17 03:04 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Well for shits and giggles, now there's 2 of me keeping an eye on things around here.

Here's the proof.

Oh boy, that's cute. How'd you score it?

also, I like your sneakers

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-28 06:02:49


At 7/28/17 05:26 AM, EDM364 wrote: Oh boy, that's cute. How'd you score it?

My daughter got it for me as a birthday present. It was very, very late.

also, I like your sneakers

Yeah I have quite the collection of kick ass sneakers.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-28 09:41:03


Shovelware game from NsrEscapeGames:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-28 09:51:24


At 7/28/17 09:41 AM, MchectorII wrote: Shovelware game from NsrEscapeGames:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/697066

It's shoveled now. Into the ground.

I know it's called being buried.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-28 12:26:04



It's shoveled now. Into the ground.
I know it's called being buried.

I see you gave it a proper PUN-ishment.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-28 22:46:01


Movie ripped from youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8hQJ_JAcdI

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-28 23:52:55


At 7/28/17 10:46 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/697099
Movie ripped from youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8hQJ_JAcdI

Removed. This guy doesn't know when to quit stealing stuff.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-29 16:41:52


At 7/27/17 09:43 PM, EDM364 wrote: I may also start working religious themes into my work.

That sounds neato, plus it's worked well for Chance and Kanye (the song Ultralight Beam is a masterpiece if you haven't heard it, and he has plenty of equally brilliant older stuff). And I guess it worked for Bach too if you want to be lame.

I recently found a band called Gregorian, who cover pop songs vaguely in the style of gregorian chants, as the name would imply. It's pretty cheesy but quite nice anyway. There's a weirdly high amount of christian metal bands too but I'm not into the genre enough to recommend any.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-31 09:01:19


Shovelware game from NsrEscapeGames:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-31 10:38:53


At 7/31/17 09:01 AM, MchectorII wrote: Shovelware game from NsrEscapeGames:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/697201

Removed, thanks for the report.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-31 11:06:47


At 7/31/17 10:38 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 7/31/17 09:01 AM, MchectorII wrote: Shovelware game from NsrEscapeGames:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/697201
Removed, thanks for the report.

Your welcome.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-01 11:11:33


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-01 11:17:55


At 8/1/17 11:11 AM, GUTHRIE wrote: What is this?

A gone thing. :3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-01 11:35:48


At 8/1/17 11:17 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 8/1/17 11:11 AM, GUTHRIE wrote: What is this?
A gone thing. :3

I still want to know what compelled them to post that video. It really was just an ad... I kept waiting for the punchline, but it never came. It never came!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-01 22:25:06


Barracks Roster as of August 1st, 2017:

Milestones::
Asandir - 44K total B/P
byteslinger - 121K saves, 137K total B/P
Guthrie - 14K saves, 17K total B/P
Jackho - 1K blams, 7K saves, 8K total B/P

Promotions::
Jackho - Sgt. First Class

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 137,117 | 0,970 | 31.29 | B | -005.64 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 9 | C
02) 84,373 | 0,124 | 04.00 | D | +005.08 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 9 | C
03) 67,129 | 0,033 | 01.06 | D | -041.07 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 61,520 | 0,280 | 09.03 | C | +002.56 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 8 | C
05) 44,071 | 0,160 | 05.16 | C | +024.03 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 19 | B
06) 33,548 | 0,464 | 14.97 | C | +026.43 | DefTonesFan665 Sup. Commander | 6 | C
07) 27,785 | 0,034 | 01.10 | D | +126.67 | Decky Commander | 0 | F
08) 21,873 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Lizzardis Lt. General | 0 | F
09) 17,472 | 1,104 | 35.61 | B | +000.18 | Guthrie Major | 12 | C
10) 8,423 | 0,597 | 19.26 | C | +348.87 | Jackho Sgt. First Class +1 | 13 | C
11) 8,218 | 0,085 | 02.74 | D | +026.87 | ZJ Sgt. First Class -1 | 0 | F
12) 6,358 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
13) 5,550 | 0,026 | 00.84 | D | +013.04 | EDM364 Sergeant | 7 | C

Top 5 Gainers::
Guthrie - 1,104 (28.48% of total)
byteslinger - 970 (25.02% of total)
Jackho - 597 (15.40% of total)
DefTonesFan665 - 464 (11.97% of total)
Exedor - 280 (7.22% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 88.08% of B/P points (3,415 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (54)
DefTonesFan665 (44)
Exedor (6)
Jackho (2)
Guthrie (2)

Total gain for month: 3,877 (11 Active Members)

That's 125.06 per day, or 11.37 per day per active member.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-01 22:40:41 (edited 2017-08-01 22:41:58)


At 8/1/17 10:25 PM, byteslinger wrote: buncha bullshit

Hey man, I'm a Colonel now. An oversight of this magnitude is unacceptable. Report to the Barracks Court Martial at 0600 tomorrow for your hearing.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-02 00:03:43


At 8/1/17 10:40 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 8/1/17 10:25 PM, byteslinger wrote: buncha bullshit
Hey man, I'm a Colonel now. An oversight of this magnitude is unacceptable. Report to the Barracks Court Martial at 0600 tomorrow for your hearing.

Well, you weren't a Colonel when I ran the stat pulling program late last night. Generally run it at the end of the day of the last day of the month, then publish it some time on the 1st.

But, you are a Colonel now, so congrats on that - however I find your lack of faith disturbing; one does not trouble the High Courts for a court martial over a timing error in a report. Request denied. Now, get back to the front lines for night duty; you can turn in at 04:00.

As you were...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-02 18:03:40


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-02 22:15:27


Hey everyone, I want to introduce myself. I'm kinda newbie to this reporting thing, so I could have some questions I'll be asking about many things and doubts I could have. If I was wrong about the place to ask things like this, i mean, if this is not the right place to ask some doubts I have, please redirect me to the correct page.
Please excuse me if I make some question that can be stupid, obvious or that can be in some post I forgot or I miss to read, just trying to learn about this.

(Please notice I'm not english speaker, so there could be some words, phrases or ideas I didn't written well or explained with clarity... in that case, please excuse me and correct me if necessary)

I only have one small doubt: if someone says ''How a submission can be frontpaged if it's under judgement?'', is that person questioning the submission? I don't know if this violates some rule but I will try to find read about them the most possible.

Thank you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-02 22:28:09 (edited 2017-08-02 22:28:51)


At 8/2/17 10:15 PM, GiaanRG2000 wrote: I only have one small doubt: if someone says ''How a submission can be frontpaged if it's under judgement?'', is that person questioning the submission? I don't know if this violates some rule but I will try to find read about them the most possible.

Thank you.

You might want to ask a review mod like @NekoMika about this, but in general, one off comments like "this is too shitty to be frontpaged/pass judgement" or "how did this get FP/saved" will be deleted, yes. @Exedor also moderates reviews. Between him and Nekomika, they're the most active review mods I know of. You are right. The EGB is for reporting stolen games and movies, not abusive reviews. The abusive review thread had to be closed due to abuse.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-03 04:04:39


At 8/2/17 10:28 PM, ADR3-N wrote: The abusive review thread had to be closed due to abuse.

How ridiculously ironic.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-03 07:43:49 (edited 2017-08-03 07:47:51)


At 8/3/17 05:03 AM, NekoMika wrote:
At 8/3/17 04:04 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 8/2/17 10:28 PM, ADR3-N wrote: The abusive review thread had to be closed due to abuse.

To go along with @NekoMika.

That thread was becoming a pain to monitor for the forum and review mods due to the continuous +1 posting there. It was literally becoming a place to quickly get a post count and a lot of bitchy ness. Example

User 1: Oh, here is a review, flag this one
1 minute later
User 1: Oh, here is a review, flag this one.
1 minute later:
User 1: Oh, here is a review, flag this one
And so on, and so on.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/74264/1502
Here is a link of such behavior.

Also, Users would post a ton a links within a single post where it became impossible to keep track of what was done and what wasn't. Which is also in that same link

The thread had great intentions, however just became more of a burden over time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-04 02:42:50


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-04 02:46:30


At 8/4/17 02:42 AM, jonthomson wrote: New spam account to watch...

Any new content or accounts from NSRescapegames or whatever other name they try to go by, gets deleted.

Thanks for the report. Already reported the account to Tom.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-05 03:07:55


This one tried to redirect me :

Also it didn't worked for me, it gives me a weird "404" page instead.
Seems to be a geometry dash clone too. Idk for sure because I couldn't play it.


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