If I added you on MSN and explained it to you, you would still be confused! You have to sit down read and learn. Your not gonna be able to get this in one night and build your site the next. It takes years to learn about programming.
Set yourself a realistic goal, take baby steps. It will take you about a year to learn the basics. We will be able to help you learn. But to be honest you do not need our help. You have google for all your needs. Simply google basic tutorials if its too hard at first. If you have no clue what to look for then, instead of bumping this main.
Make a thread asking for advice and what topics you need to know about to make your site, people will help you. But you have to put in the effort. Its not gonna happen instantly, but if you put the time and effort in, you will repay yourself in the long run!