okay?... hahahah... ahem... that was just opain wrong to put that here but funny none the less why would you wipe your bung hole with a que tip?

I reached in and pulled it out and got some poop on my knuckle and fingers. I then wiped with toilet paper and threw the Q-tip in the toilet.

It felt kinda good.

Hahaha funniest thing I've read all day, despite being pretty gross.

Oh honey

WHy is there an angry face..... lol

That is one of the most disturbing things i have ever heard

At 7/11/05 02:46 AM, Tahnok wrote: That made me laugh out loud for some weird, twisted reason.

YEAH IT'S TANOK!!! Yeah that made me laugh too!

That Q-tip never knew what was coming...

just thank god you were cleaning your ears instead of trimming your nails

Did you use the Q-tip to clean your ear afterwards? thats some stand up comedy man

Hey friends and family.

I just got back from the drive-in! I made out with this girl in the backseat while her best friend was in the front. She gave me a handy through my pants and the best part was when I was fingering her I slide my finger down to her B-hole and back and fourth!

At 7/10/05 10:37 PM, WESMAN_00 wrote: ....EW

more than ew

At 7/10/05 10:32 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote: It felt kinda good.

I fall asleep for a few hours, and you guys have all the fun without me....

.........a man sticking a q-tip up his ass... now that's just weak.

How do you acsidentaly stick a Q-tin inn you ass??? wtf

At 7/11/05 03:48 AM, inflateabledummy wrote: How do you acsidentaly stick a Q-tin inn you ass??? wtf

Didn't he explain it enough, I thought so.

Anyway, what's with the pic.... is that you sticking one up your ass?

At 7/11/05 03:51 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote:

At 7/11/05 03:48 AM, inflateabledummy wrote: How do you acsidentaly stick a Q-tin inn you ass??? wtf

Didn't he explain it enough, I thought so.

Anyway, what's with the pic.... is that you sticking one up your ass?

no its a pic of someone saying daaaaaaaaaaaahh...............

dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

At 7/10/05 10:32 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote: I felt a sharp pain my penis for some reason, but it went away quickly.

if anyone can shed any light on this penis hurting thing i would be terribly interested to know.

once, a long time ago, I was...experimenting.... and i shoved a cigar tube up my ass... just to see if it felt good ... it diddnt... and i had that same pain in my penis...

years later i had a girlfriend who REALLY liked to put her finger in a guys ass when she was giving head, for some reason...since we all have to take one for the team now and then...... well..... anyway... there was that hurting penis thing...

now reading about it again, i am just really wondering... what the fuck is up with that?

im not into stuff being put in my ass to really explore this phenomena myself, so if anyone out there knows, let me know!

Maybe a good idea to spend some of your free time.

Seriously.

I wish I never read this topic.

Dark Elf Trilogy? Sounds hot

At 7/11/05 04:59 AM, lordkau wrote: I wish I never read this topic.

Why? you mean it didn't make you want to rub your nips?

I just need to buy some q-tips now >=)

At 7/11/05 02:55 AM, -Moloko- wrote: That Q-tip never knew what was coming...

This makes me uncomfy that a girl knows I have an anus and I poop.

At 7/10/05 10:32 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote: So I was sitting on my toilet pooping as usual. Reading through a time magazine and also reading bits of the Dark Elf Trilogy. When it came time too wipe, I grabbed some toilet paper, but at the same time I grabbed a Q-tip too clean my ear. Without thinking I put the Q-tip in my ass and with sudden shock just realized I stuck a Q-tip in my ass. It went all the way in too.

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YOU ARE GROSS.

At 7/11/05 05:12 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: ------------------------------------------
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YOU ARE GROSS.

You are Chinese!

ugh, gay!

</family guy>

i think the phenomana behind the thing about a chick putting a finger in a guys ass while giving head is that its supposedly either:
meant to make it more pleasurable
OR
make the deed go faster.
OR
meant to mean that she has a thing about sticking fingers in holes.
OR
shes thinking of someone else.

and i'm sure it could mean anything else.

Sometimes, it is just the simple things in life to brighten a day.

Oddly enough this was one of them. Thanks for that quick laugh. Honestly, I was laughing pretty hard.

This just caught me off guard the way the story went even though I saw the title.

Actually I enjoy giving rimjobs and sticking my finger in girls b-holes! I did tonight! and I'll do it today!

At 7/11/05 05:22 AM, bluemidgetguy wrote: Actually I enjoy giving rimjobs and sticking my finger in girls b-holes! I did tonight! and I'll do it today!

Yay.. midgets are great!

At 7/10/05 10:53 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote:
Shut the fuck up bitch. What are you gonna do about it? And half the people on here at this time are either drunk or stoned.

yup..

This thread is funny because I saw on another forum a Q-tip posting, saying "OMG!!!111!!ONE!!1! I HAD TEH BUTT-SECKS!1!!!OMGLOL