You're not even polite enough to give yourself a wrap around.
I Just Gave Myself Anal
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At 7/10/05 10:53 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote:
Shut the fuck up bitch. What are you gonna do about it? And half the people on here at this time are either drunk or stoned.
*Raises hand* :)
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At 7/10/05 11:06 PM, -X-Naut wrote:At 7/10/05 10:53 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote:*Raises hand* :)
Shut the fuck up bitch. What are you gonna do about it? And half the people on here at this time are either drunk or stoned.
*lowers X-Naut's hand*
Nice try. :D
At 7/10/05 11:13 PM, SlySniper wrote: lol, i do it every time i fap
Same, I just can't find anything to please my ass anymore.
Maybe a flashlight......
>:|
At 7/10/05 10:53 PM, arayofdarkness14 wrote: dude...you need a girlfriend or a boyfriend or something
At 7/10/05 10:48 PM, -Jose- wrote: Quit posting whilst you are high you fucking idiot.
the 2 of you really need to learn how to take a joke
At 7/10/05 11:20 PM, Silent_Jay wrote: the 2 of you really need to learn how to take a joke
Too bad -Jose- was replying to what someone else said.
:(
At 7/10/05 11:20 PM, Silent_Jay wrote:At 7/10/05 10:53 PM, arayofdarkness14 wrote: dude...you need a girlfriend or a boyfriend or somethingAt 7/10/05 10:48 PM, -Jose- wrote: Quit posting whilst you are high you fucking idiot.the 2 of you really need to learn how to take a joke
Way to read the whole topic.
At 7/10/05 11:27 PM, -Jose- wrote: Way to read the whole topic.
i did read the whole topic
At 7/10/05 10:45 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote: Hey! i can lick my own cock!
Hey, atleast im proud of it.
Being proud of being able to like your balls is nothing to be proud of.
I'm not impressed. (Hint: Search for "Goatse." That's why I'm not impressed)
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Well I am mortally disturbed. And your mother ws a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
OMG Monty Python quote alert.
You hit your prostate.
And when you hit that it means your penis is going to get the biggest rush in your entire life.
now you know the alure of being a prision bitch
my knowledge is rich and deep motherfucker
oh my goodness.....can that happen without realizing it?
Thats sick and disturbing! *goes in the bathroom and tries it* That doesnt feel good. *Goes back and tries it again* Whoo hoo!! 300th post!!!!!
It's like not even a cm thick, you must have putten it pretty darn deep to make it hurt like that!
At 7/10/05 10:41 PM, squadus2 wrote: Lol, I have always wanted to stick something in my ass but I never had the balls to do it. The irony.
oh snap.
Hrmm... the prostate can be stimulated via the ass, and is comparable to the female g-spot, and in fact developes from the same organ in development... kinda of a good argument against the whole "Men were designed by god to fit into women like pieces of a puzzle and that's why that works" theroy.
That was so disturbing. Now my ass hurts. Thanks.
Using q tips is actually bad. It can cause ear infections as ear wax is acidic and kills bacteria. Its ok to use them around the opening but not not in it. The more you know.
at least it wasnt 1 of thoes Qtips 1s that releases alcohol
Flak i find ur pic fucked up but strangly humors...did u make it?
At 7/10/05 11:01 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote:
LMFAO junkie cause i smoke pot HAHAHA. Junkies are drug addicts, you can't get addicted to pot. In other words you got no clue what your talking about. Junkies are crack and coke addicts and meth fiends not pot smokers.
Well....theres no physical addiction at least....but when i smoked weed all i could think of was smoking weed so in a way i was mentally addicted and im sure this could happen to anyone if they do too much.....btw you are a FAG purple haze and should be shot in the face......twice
I<3weed
why would you say thing man. Thats not right, enjoying anal from a toothpick. Marry it first man god damn, sex before marriage is bad.
At 7/11/05 01:16 AM, Flak- wrote: Priceless.
What the hell was the point of that picture?
