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I Just Gave Myself Anal

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Bluemidgetguy
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I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:32:24

So I was sitting on my toilet pooping as usual. Reading through a time magazine and also reading bits of the Dark Elf Trilogy. When it came time too wipe, I grabbed some toilet paper, but at the same time I grabbed a Q-tip too clean my ear. Without thinking I put the Q-tip in my ass and with sudden shock just realized I stuck a Q-tip in my ass. It went all the way in too. I felt a sharp pain my penis for some reason, but it went away quickly.

I reached in and pulled it out and got some poop on my knuckle and fingers. I then wiped with toilet paper and threw the Q-tip in the toilet.

It felt kinda good.

I Just Gave Myself Anal

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W35
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:37:38

....EW

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AngryBanana
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:38:06

fag.

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pyrochickenLH
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:38:52

ahhhh.....you just disturbed me

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Angry-Gorilla27
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:39:04

...your a smart one arent ya?

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CaptainPeepers
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:39:07

At 7/10/05 10:38 PM, noname300 wrote: fag.

dumbass.

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Demiguise12
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:39:56

lol i have never lughfed so hard in my life roflmao

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b3nnic3
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:41:26

*boing*

O_O

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squadus2
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:41:38

Lol, I have always wanted to stick something in my ass but I never had the balls to do it. The irony.

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Faille
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:42:30

u clean ure ear when ure on the toilet.....
WTF

Just here to pass the time :)

http://www.faille.deviantart.com

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UndeadMessenger
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:42:59

At 7/10/05 10:37 PM, WESMAN_00 wrote: ....EW

agreed.

I'm not changing my sig until 98 more people tell me to.

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ViceFullbuster
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:44:31

That is some pretty sick shit,i'd advise never make that mistake ever again.

NOW IS WHEN YOU RAM HAPPY WITH LIFE SAUCE. PSN Screenname - Mooglejoke Wii U Network ID - Mooglejoke - Nintendo 3DS Friend Code 4768-8871-1657

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killcripple
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:45:12

thanks for sharing...

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Jose
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:45:30

Did you lose the Q-tip?

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PurpleHaze
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:45:42

Hey! i can lick my own cock!

Hey, atleast im proud of it.

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ramza
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:46:38

Thats really gross...

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Jose
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:48:34

At 7/10/05 10:45 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote: Hey! I'm a faggot!

Quit posting whilst you are high you fucking idiot.

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Effsix
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:49:44

The question is, will you do it again?

アートは物質の生命であり、あなたが何を作成しようとも、それはアートです。

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Angry-Gorilla27
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:53:00

At 7/10/05 10:45 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote: Hey! i can lick my own cock!


Hey, atleast im proud of it.

dude...you need a girlfriend or a boyfriend or something

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PurpleHaze
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:53:20

At 7/10/05 10:48 PM, -Jose- wrote:
At 7/10/05 10:45 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote: Hey! I'm a faggot!
Quit posting whilst you are high you fucking idiot.

Shut the fuck up bitch. What are you gonna do about it? And half the people on here at this time are either drunk or stoned.

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Scribbler
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:55:55

This shit is WRONG. Although I laughed.

But now, I am hitting myself and will hate myself forever! Why did I laugh?

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Serphyas
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:57:07

You sick fuck.

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Jose
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:57:53

At 7/10/05 10:53 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote:
At 7/10/05 10:48 PM, -Jose- wrote:
At 7/10/05 10:45 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote: Hey! I'm a faggot!
Quit posting whilst you are high you fucking idiot.
Shut the fuck up bitch. What are you gonna do about it? And half the people on here at this time are either drunk or stoned.

Wow, insulted by a burnout. I am so hurt. And I would like to see where you got that statistic you fucking junkie.

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GRAFITTi
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 22:58:33

At 7/10/05 10:45 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote: Hey, atleast im proud of it.

You're almost proud of it though.

I've burnt food somewhat. What? I'm a good cook

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PurpleHaze
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 23:01:15

At 7/10/05 10:57 PM, -Jose- wrote: Wow, insulted by a burnout. I am so hurt. And I would like to see where you got that statistic you fucking junkie.

LMFAO junkie cause i smoke pot HAHAHA. Junkies are drug addicts, you can't get addicted to pot. In other words you got no clue what your talking about. Junkies are crack and coke addicts and meth fiends not pot smokers.

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NeoSoviet
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 23:01:20

You all hate it, but still you post a lot of replyes.

<3

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Xnight-wingX
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 23:02:26

hmm sounds like fun maybe i should try it

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AndersonCouncil
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 23:02:47

LMFAO!!!! great story. that'll be something to tell your grandkids

"What is a joke exactly?"

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b3nnic3
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 23:04:01

At 7/10/05 11:01 PM, Aioria wrote: You all hate it, but still you post a lot of replyes.

Who said I hated it?

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Jose
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Response to I Just Gave Myself Anal 2005-07-10 23:04:41

At 7/10/05 11:01 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote:
At 7/10/05 10:57 PM, -Jose- wrote: Wow, insulted by a burnout. I am so hurt. And I would like to see where you got that statistic you fucking junkie.
LMFAO junkie cause i smoke pot HAHAHA. Junkies are drug addicts, you can't get addicted to pot. In other words you got no clue what your talking about. Junkies are crack and coke addicts and meth fiends not pot smokers.

I'm glad you know what your talking about. Try telling that to your supplier after you steal his shipment. I'm sure he will just let it slide because it isn't addicting. And i'm sure you're going to try to tell me that alcohol and tobacco arn't addictive either.

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