I've made a survival plan for my gf at her college so that she can hold out for at least 2 weeks, a max of 4, that should be more than enough time to get her, if I can't rescue her before the outbreak comes to the Central United states.

At 11/7/06 05:54 PM, Snype wrote: Seriously, if you dont want a sig, dont fucking respond.

If you don't like critism, then don't even think about making another signiture.

Your signitures use the same old "smoke" effect which is widely overused and extremily over-rated. Let me guess, you were going to shove some smoke effect around pyramidhead and slam the name in the center. Try using a different style and different layout.

To everyone else, I never realised this was the advertising club where you can advertise your services. Including signiture making.

At 11/7/06 06:04 PM, Xtesh wrote: *Cough**cough*comments please*cough**cough*

that was really good man, this is the only chapter i hav caught, but i will definatly go over the previous ones. maybe i could do a chapter sometime.

At 11/8/06 02:28 AM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote: To everyone else, I never realised this was the advertising club where you can advertise your services. Including signiture making.

Or your assholery?

And that last chapter was really cool, I don't know if I commented on it or not, work was pretty hecktic, it being election night and all.

At 11/8/06 09:48 AM, NocturnalDaze wrote:

At 11/8/06 02:28 AM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote: To everyone else, I never realised this was the advertising club where you can advertise your services. Including signiture making.

Or your assholery?

I'm an asshole when assholes enter the club and start acting like assholes.

At 11/6/06 03:26 PM, Snype wrote:

At 11/6/06 02:50 PM, Countevil wrote: Hey I just saw this topic! Cool, ask anyone I know I'm zombie crazy!
I have my whole zobie invasion plan worked out. First I jump out the window onto the bathroom roof then I drop down onto the garden. I then jump on to my bike and head to my mates house wacking zombies along the way with an axe from the shed in my garden. Once at my mates house we arm ourselves with his gun, jump into a car drive off and round up all our mates. Then we escape the town to safety.

Needs ALOT more detail, dude. For example, food sources? Where will you get water? Weapons? Backup plan? Equipment? etc.

Yeah the thing is that thats not my complete plan. Sure I have backup plans. My main plan is way more deatailed it's just that I don't have time to write it all up. I have water in my room. As for weapons I explained I can get axes and stuff like that from my shed to use till I get to my mate's house where he has guns and stuff. I have basic equipment in my house. The town center is near so I can get stuff there. There's also a corner shop up the road. I can get food there.

At 11/8/06 02:28 AM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote:

At 11/7/06 05:54 PM, Snype wrote: Seriously, if you dont want a sig, dont fucking respond.

If you don't like critism, then don't even think about making another signiture.

Its not critsisim, you are just being some asshole.
Make a sig, if you think your "way better" and then we'll see who shouldnt make a sig. I never saw a single sig of yours on the NGSM. What, are you afraid that your sigs suck ass and you can't take some critisisim?

Your signitures use the same old "smoke" effect which is widely overused and extremily over-rated. Let me guess, you were going to shove some smoke effect around pyramidhead and slam the name in the center. Try using a different style and different layout.

What smoke effect? I have plenty of effects up my sleeve, and it would be better if I could get my brushes to work. So, if you can make a sig that is better then mine, go right ahead, and then go back to shoving pins up your ass.

To everyone else, I never realised this was the advertising club where you can advertise your services. Including signiture making.

Well, did I ever advertise some product, such as petroleum jelly? No, I merely expressed my will to make a sig for anyone here.

I am not trying to start a flamewar.

At 11/8/06 03:55 PM, Snype wrote:

At 11/8/06 02:28 AM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote:

At 11/7/06 05:54 PM, Snype wrote: Seriously, if you dont want a sig, dont fucking respond.

If you don't like critism, then don't even think about making another signiture.

Its not critsisim, you are just being some asshole.
Make a sig, if you think your "way better" and then we'll see who shouldnt make a sig. I never saw a single sig of yours on the NGSM. What, are you afraid that your sigs suck ass and you can't take some critisisim?

1. I don't use photoshop, I used Fireworks.
2. I never signed up at NGSM. I used to be a member at BSM however. Even though my signitures have improved since that time.
3. I am not afraid at all. I'm more lazy than afraid.

What smoke effect? I have plenty of effects up my sleeve, and it would be better if I could get my brushes to work. So, if you can make a sig that is better then mine, go right ahead, and then go back to shoving pins up your ass.

1. ND's signiture. I'd like to see you make a non-grunge one for once though.
2. Who said I shove pins up my ass?

Well, did I ever advertise some product, such as petroleum jelly? No, I merely expressed my will to make a sig for anyone here.

But it isn't just that. It's how you presented it and everyone jumped the little bandwagon you setted up.

I am not trying to start a flamewar.

Well, you failed at that.

The mall was filled with dead men rising.Ryan stood at the balcony and said "Mike,I'm going to go in there,with only 2 weapons:My fists and this magnum.This magnum.. has only 6 shots,but I promise you.By the end of today,every single one of those dead pendejos is gonna wish they were dead."He jumped into the mob of undead zombies with a look of pure anger on his face.

At 11/8/06 04:53 PM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote: asshole stuff

You gotta shut the fuck up LC. For fucks sake, you're just flaming again, cut it out.

I don't care if you're drunk or not.

Snype did exactly what I told him to make for my sig and I am very satisfied. As for this place being a marketplace. . . It is, every member has their own talents, mine is making webpages for the crew and drawing little map ditties =P

Snypes is making sigs, WHICH HAVE ZOMBIES IN THEM so at least he is on topic.

If all you have to contribute is your assholery then take it elsewhere!

Well hello everyone

To start off:

Xtesh/Seth-
Story Chapter was awesome! It may have only taken placeo ver a few minutes, but i loved the Duane character and the plan he laid out! He was a true hero! Also, good job leading Matt to the police station for the next chapter or two! You have a great vocabulary and gave a very good mental picture, very discriptive! Perhaps you can write another chapter sometime?

Dej = next chapter = hoo- rah! Im wondering which part(s) of the story you will choose to continue?

SNYPE : Provide your man Awesome with an ill sig if you could, use your discretion on whatever you wish!

Daze and Zombie news - That stuff is absolutely crazy! I can't believe science these days. It really kind of scares me. To be a pessimist, I really think that our advances in technology, especially medical, will be the end of humanity. Its incredible how great advances can also mean disturbing ends, especially if put in the wrong hands.

A question that i am too lazy to search the pages for the anser for:

Where do you think the initial zombie outbreak will be? MY guess is eastern coast US, or possibly Japan. Dunno why, just a gut feeling.

At 11/8/06 11:23 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote: You gotta shut the fuck up LC. For fucks sake, you're just flaming again, cut it out.

As long as people carry on being dicks in general, I will contiue.

I don't care if you're drunk or not.

I'm not. It's more of a reaction.

Snype did exactly what I told him to make for my sig and I am very satisfied. As for this place being a marketplace. . . It is, every member has their own talents, mine is making webpages for the crew and drawing little map ditties =P

Did you tell him he could advertise his signiture making in this club? No? I rest my case.

Snypes is making sigs, WHICH HAVE ZOMBIES IN THEM so at least he is on topic.

If that is being on topic, then I'm being on topic due to a zombie picture I am about to post.

If all you have to contribute is your assholery then take it elsewhere!

I have a lot of contribute, I just act like an asshole when people start being assholes.

Oooo, look, I'm on topic because I can post a picture of a zombie.

At 11/8/06 09:21 PM, Xtesh wrote:

At 11/8/06 07:44 PM, Setoma wrote: stuff

You gotta post a survival plan to join.

You mean a dossier?

Name:Fark Hernandez
Age:15
Proffession:Guns Shop assistant
Hobbies:Practicing with my customized Magnum,Jaywalking,and pissing on Cop cars.
Bithdate:March 5th 1991
Birthplace:New York City
Heritage:160 lb.s of Pure Bred American

Abilities:Very athletic(Can jump across across ledges,scale fences/gates), and I am well-versed in quite a few weapons(mostly guns)
Weapon:Experimental (Recoil-free) Magnum,Machete,and some ammo cartridges(Handgun,shotgun,magnum)

Background:Was working in my dad's gun shop when the supernatural occured.My dad went out back to see what happened,never came back.When I went outside,I found him dead in front of a few ammo crates w/a shotgun and a few dead bodies lying around.

At 11/9/06 02:13 AM, Team-Awesome wrote: To start off:

SNYPE : Provide your man Awesome with an ill sig if you could, use your discretion on whatever you wish!

Ok, what would you like on it? PM me. I did send one to TAO like 4 days ago, and no response yet,

Where do you think the initial zombie outbreak will be? MY guess is eastern coast US, or possibly Japan. Dunno why, just a gut feeling.

Somehow, I need to agree. Maybe it's because these areas are very densely populated, at its a big gamble that an outbreak can start out there.

Synpe love the sig...well thats it thanks bro ill put it up when im not so lazy..could be a day or 2

At 11/7/06 08:33 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote:

At 11/7/06 05:50 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: The moment i hear about zombies, i would gather my freinds and go to a computer, post on the ZSC... and say "Fuck dudes zombies are here if you need help call.....and come to ( not telling you intill zombies..hehe...) if you wnat to live!"

I would gather the supplys in my basement..( by then theres ganna be...well alot )

And go father into the woods and lock down my bunker.

Do you have a bunker?

Its being made, as we speak

I have started to plant seeds of wheat corn and potatos,along with other stuff, and the forset is rich with animal life ( bears...wolfmen...zombie deer...ect) Make a trip out to my generator, and hope that it works.

Do you have all of these>?

Yes, my family is good at farming, well...my sister mostly...

If it does work then i will be made my automated defences

Automated Defences!? how are we supposed to get to you if your auto turrets mow us down!? And how do you plan on programming automated Defenses.

They would have operated off thermal energy, but zombies are dead, so they will be triggered by motin. And if you gave word to me you were comeing..i could turn them off...

watch russion porn.

WOOT!

Sounds good if you can pull it offf by my house is already a fortress so count me out. So if you can make it to Kansas then that would be better!

a wood or brick house...oorrrrr a bunker filled with large amounts of ammo food supplys..and defences...hmmm...uhh...bunker. XD

At 11/9/06 04:33 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote:

At 11/7/06 08:33 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote:

At 11/7/06 05:50 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: The moment i hear about zombies, i would gather my freinds and go to a computer, post on the ZSC... and say "Fuck dudes zombies are here if you need help call.....and come to ( not telling you intill zombies..hehe...) if you wnat to live!"

I would gather the supplys in my basement..( by then theres ganna be...well alot )

And go father into the woods and lock down my bunker.

Do you have a bunker?

Its being made, as we speak

I have started to plant seeds of wheat corn and potatos,along with other stuff, and the forset is rich with animal life ( bears...wolfmen...zombie deer...ect) Make a trip out to my generator, and hope that it works.

Do you have all of these>?

Yes, my family is good at farming, well...my sister mostly...

If it does work then i will be made my automated defences

Automated Defences!? how are we supposed to get to you if your auto turrets mow us down!? And how do you plan on programming automated Defenses.

They would have operated off thermal energy, but zombies are dead, so they will be triggered by sight, camras, would relay the change of light through the lense, if a quick change they would zoom in onto the point, and fire, along with that, my brother is good with computers, and has no life. so yep.. And if you gave word to me you were comeing..i could turn them off...

watch russion porn.

WOOT!

Sounds good if you can pull it offf by my house is already a fortress so count me out. So if you can make it to Kansas then that would be better!

a wood or brick house...oorrrrr a bunker filled with large amounts of ammo food supplys..and defences...hmmm...uhh...bunker. XD

There...

At 11/9/06 03:51 PM, Dejanus wrote: LC: Quit being an asshole, I have something in store for you soon that should end this.

I stop being an asshole when assholes stop talking about signitures in this club >:(. PRIVATE MESSAGING.

Lc...your a asshole

At 11/9/06 04:39 PM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote: I stop being an asshole when assholes stop talking about signitures in this club >:(. PRIVATE MESSAGING.

How about you just cut out LC, seriously, you are the only one with a hair up your ass.

We don't want to hear you attempt to start flame wars. I'm being serious when I say, keep it to yourself, or keep it off our board, If you don't I'm going to start talking to the panal - and that is not an idle threat.

----DEJ---
You got this chapter of the story?

I'll be studying all weekend, and stratching due to allergies . . . i still don't know what I ate that caused me to break out in a rashy bout' of hives.

I say that because i won't be able to write this weekend. I'll be studying for History and Philosophy.

---Snype---
you just keep making your sigs, you are contributing to our crew by making things for the members, I'm not seeing a problem with it.

---TO THE NEW GUY---

did you mean a dossier?

Nope, we want you to make a REAL LIFE survival plan, what YOU would do in order to survive a zombie out break. DO NOT make up facts, use ONLY what you have and NO MORE!

We want it to be kinda detaily SO that mean we want: Where you go. What you do when you get there, How you get there, Who you take, What supplies you take, along with weapons, and all that awesomeness, and you have to include the ever popular backup plan. . .

As soon as you type all that stuff the panle members will review it and we will then decide if you can join.

Thanks and I look forward to reading your plan =)

Ok, Toast, is good and all but what if we butter it..

Lol anyway...looking for some easy online zombie games...( free ) anyone know some?

And agian. Lost chances, is inface, a asshole

Drop it.

Quit talking about Lc. You are just fuel to the fire. The meaner you are to him the meaner his is to you.

"Oooh yeah, baby, Fight it"
"I like it when you fight it, because I get to fight back"
---Walking Dead.

At 11/9/06 05:50 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote: Drop it.

Quit talking about Lc. You are just fuel to the fire. The meaner you are to him the meaner his is to you.

"Oooh yeah, baby, Fight it"
"I like it when you fight it, because I get to fight back"
---Walking Dead.

Sorry sir...he is mean to me first on pm ( starts crying )

Any way.

Hey I found a new site that has an ASS LOAD Of zombie what nots on it.

check it out!

ya know im so fucked I will never be back because of my fucking teachers! anyways im struggling but one day I shall return.

oh lost nice new name I like it.

Well im still waitng my response for some zombie games ( online ).....yep...STILL...WAITNG

Look at my sweet new sig, thanks snype!

At 11/9/06 09:05 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: Look at my sweet new sig, thanks snype!

That is not a neccissary post. You could tack that onto the end of a relavent post. I am not going to defend you from LC if you just go against the rules like that.

as for games go to google and type in zombie games.

At 11/9/06 09:05 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: Look at my sweet new sig, thanks snype!

no problem, glad you like it, and thanks for the credit. Now, back to zombies!

Would any of you ever want to experience being a zombie? I sure as hell wouldnt.

Lc takes it in the bumb he cant even put a offence up so im fine.

Anyway thanks snype-er-o