At 6/9/13 12:21 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to pass my very last school test tomorrow.

Granted but it won't count much anyway.

I wish to pass all my oral exams.

At 6/9/13 12:33 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/9/13 12:21 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to pass my very last school test tomorrow.

Granted but it won't count much anyway.

I wish to pass all my oral exams.

Granted, but you'll fail all your written exams.

I wish I could get some sleep tonight.

At 6/9/13 12:59 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could get some sleep tonight.

You sleep while your house is on fire and die.

You wish you had a two story house (third time I've said this, I'm not going to do it again).

At 6/9/13 12:59 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could get some sleep tonight.

You sleep while your house is on fire and die.

You wish you had a two story house (third time I've said this, I'm not going to do it again).

At 6/9/13 02:28 PM, Ericho wrote:
You wish you had a two story house (third time I've said this, I'm not going to do it again).

Granted but the rent is too expensive.

I wish the rent was too expensive.

At 6/9/13 02:53 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/9/13 02:28 PM, Ericho wrote:
You wish you had a two story house (third time I've said this, I'm not going to do it again).

Granted but the rent is too expensive.

I wish the rent was too expensive.

Granted, but now you're broke and can't pay

I wish to control the weather

At 6/9/13 04:19 PM, alternativesolution wrote:
I wish to control the weather

Granted but you can only control the weather in the area you're in.

I wish I was a God

At 6/9/13 05:02 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish that I never have to worry about anything again.

Granted but then you're dead.

I wish for alcohol.

At 6/9/13 05:08 PM, VinnyXY wrote:
I wish for green tea. Love that stuff.

Granted but you get addicted.

I wish for coffee

At 6/9/13 06:42 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for the ability to make whatever food or drink I want appear out of thin air.

Granted but you'll be fat and have diabetes.

I wish I could never be fat.

At 6/9/13 07:00 PM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish I could never be fat

Granted but you die of starvation.

I wish I was taller.

At 6/9/13 07:01 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I was taller.

Granted but you'll reach space and die from that.

I wish I could eat all I wanted.

At 6/9/13 07:05 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/9/13 07:01 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I was taller.

Granted but you'll reach space and die from that.

I wish I could eat all I wanted.

Granted, but you'renow allergic to nuts, shellfish, meat, and dairy

I want to pet a kitten.

At 6/9/13 07:07 PM, alternativesolution wrote: I want to pet a kitten.

Granted, but it bites you and you get rabies.

I wish for a fish, a dish, and another wish.

At 6/9/13 07:07 PM, alternativesolution wrote:
I want to pet a kitten.

Granted but you get addicted.

I wish I didn't need glasses or lenses.

At 6/9/13 07:13 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/9/13 07:07 PM, alternativesolution wrote:
I want to pet a kitten.

Granted but you get addicted.

I wish I didn't need glasses or lenses.

Granted, but now you need a hearing aid

I wish to never be famous

At 6/9/13 07:59 PM, alternativesolution wrote:
I wish to never be famous

Granted, nobody remembers who you are or what you do. You become completely forgettable.

I wish I never made any mistakes for the rest of my life.

At 6/9/13 07:12 PM, VJF wrote:
I wish for a fish, a dish, and another wish.

Granted, but the fish contains a noticeable amount of mercury, the dish is too fragile to even handle, and the other wish gets even more corrupted than this one.

I wish I never made any mistakes for the rest of my life.

At 6/10/13 02:20 AM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I never made any mistakes for the rest of my life.

Granted but the rest of your life will be pretty boring.

I wish for being super smart.

At 6/10/13 05:15 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/10/13 02:20 AM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I never made any mistakes for the rest of my life.

Granted but the rest of your life will be pretty boring.

I wish for being super smart.

Granted, but you boast about it and then everyone hates you.

I wish for this day to be over. Then I'll officially have finished school.

At 6/10/13 07:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for this day to be over. Then I'll officially have finished school.

Granted but you won't be able to find a job.

I wish I had a dog.

At 6/10/13 07:40 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/10/13 07:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for this day to be over. Then I'll officially have finished school.

Granted but you won't be able to find a job.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, but then you accidentally take your dog to China, and even worse, into a restaurant...

I wish the NG Flash Portal wasn't flooded with crap.

At 6/10/13 07:58 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish the NG Flash Portal wasn't flooded with crap.

Granted but then there would be almost nothing.

I wish that there would be at least more good crap on NG.

At 6/10/13 08:04 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/10/13 07:58 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish the NG Flash Portal wasn't flooded with crap.

Granted but then there would be almost nothing.

I wish that there would be at least more good crap on NG.

Granted, but there will be no real good stuff any more.

I wish my blamming was more effective.

At 6/10/13 08:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish my blamming was more effective.

Granted but you accidently abuse it.

I wish I felt like doing revising to my exams.

At 6/10/13 08:15 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/10/13 08:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish my blamming was more effective.

Granted but you accidently abuse it.

Actually I am abusing it on purpose because there's so much crap around, but still it's no good.

I wish I felt like doing revising to my exams.

Granted, but you fail anyway.

I wish for METAL! \m/

At 6/10/13 12:48 PM, infamoss wrote: I wish for happiness.

Granted, I am now very happy, you're not.

I wish I could shout as they do in Skyrim.

At 6/10/13 12:53 PM, Mismo wrote:
I wish I could shout as they do in Skyrim.

Granted but you'll get arrested.

I wish to do magic

At 6/10/13 01:07 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/10/13 12:53 PM, Mismo wrote:
I wish I could shout as they do in Skyrim.

Granted but you'll get arrested.

I wish to do magic

Granted, but you don't know how and you accidentally burn yourself to cinders.

I wish to know how to do magic.

At 6/10/13 01:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to know how to do magic.

Granted but it's dark magic and you're actually Voldemort.

I wish I was better at drawing