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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:30 PM Reply

I wish to be king of NG.

people become so envious they blam the crap out of all your submissions.

i wish to be the most watched YouTuber evar


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:31 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:30 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
I wish to be king of NG.
people become so envious they blam the crap out of all your submissions.

i wish to be the most watched YouTuber evar

Granted but youtube is now worthless and never used

I wish for an Oreo cookie with milk

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:56 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:31 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for an Oreo cookie with milk

Granted, but Oreo was left in the milk for a while and cannot be taken out without some trouble.

I wish for a halo.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 09:03 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:31 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
At 3/31/13 08:30 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
I wish to be king of NG.
people become so envious they blam the crap out of all your submissions.

i wish to be the most watched YouTuber evar
Granted but youtube is now worthless and never used

I wish for an Oreo cookie with milk

The milk is now sour.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 09:14 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:56 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
Granted, but Oreo was left in the milk for a while and cannot be taken out without some trouble.

I wish for a halo.

Granted, but it will play Beyonce's Halo on loop non-stop for the rest of your life.

I wish I had telekinesis.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 10:02 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 09:14 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 3/31/13 08:56 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
Granted, but Oreo was left in the milk for a while and cannot be taken out without some trouble.

I wish for a halo.
Granted, but it will play Beyonce's Halo on loop non-stop for the rest of your life.

I wish I had telekinesis.

You get your telekinesis but it breaks and the police show up at your door beucase you stole it from the Toys R Us down the road.

I wish I could stop procrastinating

Corrupt a wish!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 10:02 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish I could stop procrastinating

Granted. Soon, you have everything done that comes your way within hours. With all the free time you have, you decide to go outside for some fresh air and relaxation.So you hop in your car and drive 50 miles away to a small town to relax. However, you pick the wrong day to take a vacation as Kim Jong Un. in an act of war, decides to shoot a nuclear missile at your area, killing you instantly.

I wish for a dish of a fish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 01:16 AM Reply

At 3/31/13 11:54 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/31/13 10:02 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish I could stop procrastinating
Granted. Soon, you have everything done that comes your way within hours. With all the free time you have, you decide to go outside for some fresh air and relaxation.So you hop in your car and drive 50 miles away to a small town to relax. However, you pick the wrong day to take a vacation as Kim Jong Un. in an act of war, decides to shoot a nuclear missile at your area, killing you instantly.

I wish for a dish of a fish.

Granted, except this is a satellite dish, filled with water. The fish are starving Piranhas. Have fun.

I wish I was in the same room as Liam Neeson.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 01:29 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 01:16 AM, Shade wrote: I wish I was in the same room as Liam Neeson.

Granted, but you are tied to a chair while Liam Neeson repeatedly punches you in the face while screaming at you to tll him where his daughter is/ (Taken reference).

I wish I didn't have to pee.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 01:33 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 01:29 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I didn't have to pee.

Wish granted, but you'll probably die of poison since your body isn't releasing any toxins through urine.

I wish for this thread to die


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 01:43 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 01:33 AM, juturnal wrote: I wish for this thread to die

Granted. This thread dies when Tom Fulp crashes his private jet into a mountain, killing himself and the rest of the staff, which causes Newgrounds to shut down.

I wish I didn't have to go back to COllege tomorrow (it's still Sunday here).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:18 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 01:43 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/1/13 01:33 AM, juturnal wrote: I wish for this thread to die
Granted. This thread dies when Tom Fulp crashes his private jet into a mountain, killing himself and the rest of the staff, which causes Newgrounds to shut down.

I wish I didn't have to go back to COllege tomorrow (it's still Sunday here).

Granted you got dropped for no reason from your classes.

I wish for a new episode of game of thrones..

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:31 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:18 AM, Ceratisa wrote:
I wish for a new episode of game of thrones..

Granted, but you won't be able to focus on it because your phone is blowin up, motherfuckers poppin' up outta nowhere interrupting you, and after you've dispatched everything and tended to more pressing engagements, the power goes out...only to have the spoiler that this particular episode was rather unremarkable and forgettable anyway, leading many to question the direction of the show as a whole.

Thus marking the beginning of the downward spiral, wasting hours more of your time trying to justify what was once a great show by clinging onto hope that the show will become great again...to no avail.

You waste time you will never regain.

I wish I could control time infinitely and effortlessly.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:39 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:31 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 4/1/13 02:18 AM, Ceratisa wrote:
I wish for a new episode of game of thrones..
Granted, but you won't be able to focus on it because your phone is blowin up, motherfuckers poppin' up outta nowhere interrupting you, and after you've dispatched everything and tended to more pressing engagements, the power goes out...only to have the spoiler that this particular episode was rather unremarkable and forgettable anyway, leading many to question the direction of the show as a whole.

Thus marking the beginning of the downward spiral, wasting hours more of your time trying to justify what was once a great show by clinging onto hope that the show will become great again...to no avail.

You waste time you will never regain.

I wish I could control time infinitely and effortlessly.

-That stung pho bo bo-

Wish granted, but life loses meaning with such control and you fall into a maddening despair. In your insanity you lose control fly into the past and get eaten by an angry pack of Compsognathus.

I wish I could read and comprehend books fully by flipping through each page cover to cover.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 03:48 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:39 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I could read and comprehend books fully by flipping through each page cover to cover.

Granted. You comprehend every book so well that you never forget anything you read. This results in you touring the country and showing off your gift on tv and infomercials. Unfortunately, because you comprehend and remember everything so well, your brain can't hold all the information in and one day on live TV, you die of an aneurism, shitting yourself as you die in front of millions.

I wish someone would actually make a good April Fool's Day joke.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 03:50 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:39 AM, Ceratisa wrote:
I wish I could read and comprehend books fully by flipping through each page cover to cover.

Your wish is granted...but at a heavy cost to your own eyesight...with this uncanny ability, life, obligations get in the way from all of these books...you have to take breathers in between each so as not to overload from all the information. But you eventually retire...you find yourself in a prime condition to read all of the books you could ever want...

...yes...all the time in the world...... (please tell me you know where I'm going with this)

I wish I were a ghost.

Corrupt a wish!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 05:31 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 03:50 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I were a ghost.

Granted, but you aren't one of those cool ghosts you see in the movies. You turn out to be one of the ghosts no one can see or here, and wander the rest of eternity around the world searching for release.

And since I got skipped earlier, I still wish for someone to make a good April Fool's thread.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 05:38 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 05:31 AM, VJF wrote: And since I got skipped earlier, I still wish for someone to make a good April Fool's thread.

Granted but it turns out to be naked photo shopped pictures of you and your mother (but it being a good April Fools thread, everyone believes that they're real.)

I wish I had every medal on Newgrounds earned through hard work without any risk of getting my account deleted or any risk of me being unable to use my account afterwards, during, or before I get my medals.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 05:39 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 05:31 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/1/13 03:50 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I were a ghost.
Granted, but you aren't one of those cool ghosts you see in the movies. You turn out to be one of the ghosts no one can see or here, and wander the rest of eternity around the world searching for release.

And since I got skipped earlier, I still wish for someone to make a good April Fool's thread.

A mod (specifically Timmy) deletes the thread on accident just as it's posted and no one sees it.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 05:40 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 05:38 AM, CresIsis wrote: I wish I had every medal on Newgrounds earned through hard work without any risk of getting my account deleted or any risk of me being unable to use my account afterwards, during, or before I get my medals.

Granted but you get bored of the site and never return.

At 4/1/13 05:39 AM, Skaren wrote: I wish I had a cup of coffee.

^This is still my wish, had to use an alt such as not to skip a mang.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 09:08 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 05:39 AM, Skaren wrote: I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Granted, but I peed into it before.

I wish it wasn't April Fools today.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 12:38 PM Reply


I wish it wasn't April Fools today.

granted. it's April Fools EVERYDAY (except today)

I wish for yolo swag


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 01:00 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 12:38 PM, mechadude32 wrote:

I wish it wasn't April Fools today.
granted. it's April Fools EVERYDAY (except today)

I wish for yolo swag

Granted, but your parents die from a swag overload as well.
I wish I had unlimited wishes.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 01:04 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 01:00 PM, BravePanda wrote: I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Granted, but they all end up being corrupt. The first thing you wish for is that you could live forever, which you do, but you still age. The second thing you wish for is a million bucks, and suddenly you get crushed by a sta,pede of a million deer, but because you are immotrtal, you don't die, but you feel every hoof in your back.

I wish I had a new video game.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 01:11 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 01:04 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I had a new video game.

Granted. The game is so fun and addicting that you forget to eat and you die.

I wish I had a car.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 01:53 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 01:11 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 4/1/13 01:04 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I had a new video game.
Granted. The game is so fun and addicting that you forget to eat and you die.

I wish I had a car.

You get one, and on the first day you get into an accident and die.

I wish someone could tell me a good joke.


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At 4/1/13 01:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone could tell me a good joke.

Granted. You hear a joke so funny that you laugh so long and hard you asphixiate yourself to death.

I wish I knew a funny joke to tell NewgroundsMike.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:11 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 01:57 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/1/13 01:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone could tell me a good joke.
Granted. You hear a joke so funny that you laugh so long and hard you asphixiate yourself to death.

I wish I knew a funny joke to tell NewgroundsMike.

You do, but before you can even tell it, you laugh so hard yourself that you asphyxiate.

I wish for heavy metal.


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At 4/1/13 02:11 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for heavy metal.

Granted. You are walking down the street one day and someone drops a safe on your head.

I wish I had new shoes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 04:07 PM Reply

I wish I had new shoes.

granted, but when you get them they are filled with shit and always will be.

i wish for robots


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