At 6/13/13 01:19 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for things to always go the way I want it to.

Granted but you'll get bored.

I wish I could see into the future.

At 6/13/13 03:18 PM, infamoss wrote: I wish I was amazing.

Granted but people will get jealous and won't speak to you.

I wish NG ruled the world

At 6/13/13 04:18 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/13/13 03:18 PM, infamoss wrote: I wish I was amazing.

Granted but people will get jealous and won't speak to you.

I wish NG ruled the world

Granted, However you are banned (From Living) after you say something stupid at a party.

I wish that I could get raped by a large black man. (Hardmode ENGAGE.)

At 6/13/13 04:47 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: I wish that I could get raped by a large black man. (Hardmode ENGAGE.)

Granted but you get AIDS.

I wish I was a trashman

At 6/13/13 04:53 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 6/13/13 04:47 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: I wish that I could get raped by a large black man. (Hardmode ENGAGE.)

Granted but you get AIDS.

I wish I was a trashman

Granted, But you get stabbed by a hobo living in said trash.

I wish I did not have AIDS

At 6/13/13 04:53 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish I was a trashman

Granted, now you are part of a shitty garage band named "the trashmen" and everyone hates your music and you.

I wish I could jump and move around like the hunter in Left 4 dead

At 6/13/13 04:58 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: I wish I did not have AIDS

Granted but you get cancer instead.

I wish for immortality.

At 6/13/13 05:00 PM, ragnkinson wrote: Granted but you get cancer instead.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but you get to live in the Absolutely Safe Capsule. When you enter an Absolutely Safe Capsule, you can never get out.

I wish I would get some seeders on this torrent. It's been stuck at 43.4% for over a day.

At 6/13/13 05:06 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I would get some seeders on this torrent. It's been stuck at 43.4% for over a day.

Granted but you'll get arrested.

I wish I could never get arrested.

At 6/13/13 05:07 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish I could never get arrested.

Granted, you're in Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I was the Green Lantern.

At 6/13/13 06:44 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 6/13/13 05:07 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish I could never get arrested.

Granted, you're in Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I was the Green Lantern.

Granted! Ryan Reynolds plays you in the movie.

I Wish Obama was White

I wish i have the PlayStation 4.

At 6/14/13 01:45 AM, PlatinumHeart wrote: I wish i have the PlayStation 4.

Tough shit, play by the thread's rules.

At 6/13/13 06:52 PM, Smiler123 wrote:
I Wish Obama was White

Granted, but literally nothing else changes. All ignorant complaints about his race are diverted to whatever white descent he hailed from or just about any arbitrary, meaningless detail they can dig on the guy will still be beaten to death over the entire course of his presidency. Obama is the same, but with higher contrast on the TV.

I wish I was the Vice President of the United States of America.

At 6/14/13 04:21 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I was the Vice President of the United States of America.

Granted but you get fired the next day.

I wish I was a Super Saiyan.

At 6/14/13 04:21 AM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I was the Vice President of the United States of America.

Granted, but a crazed gunman attempts to assassinate you and leaves you a vegetable.

At 6/14/13 04:23 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish I was a Super Saiyan.

Granted, your genetic code and anatomy is reformatted to that of a Saiyan who has the potential to become strong enough to reach the ultimate level of fighting prowess.

Your metabolic intake DEMANDS a week's worth of food that you consume in one sitting. This is expensive.

You become addicted to pain so that you can transition from the weak and feeble human that you were into a Super Saiyan that can take a punch better...this puts you in the hospital multiple times...if this doesn't kill you, this is ALSO expensive.

Also you have a monkey tail, and before you can surgically remove it / have someone lop it off, you transform into an uncontrollable laser-breathing Ape Monster at least once. You are held responsible for the National Tragedy-scale of damage and death you cause, even though you blacked out and didn't remember it happening.

It takes years and years and years of pain and anguish as you train and train and train to become a Super Saiyan. In the late part of your life, on the brink of death, a glimmer of green in your eye and a spark of gold in your hair shimmers in your battered, bloodied body's last moments on earth against a foe you had no hope of defeating...maybe.....just maybe...you take them down with you in a gesture of noble sacrifice.

.......

...I wish I could live the rest of my life in a perpetual state of well-restedness without ever needing to sleep or tire.

At 6/14/13 05:31 AM, Phobotech wrote:

:: ...I wish I could live the rest of my life in a perpetual state of well-restedness without ever needing to sleep or tire.

Granted, Yet the ongoing days of your time slowly takes a toll on your brain and body slowly turning you into a living vegetable unable to walk or think, only to beat a hearts beat to stay alive, whether or not you could change that.

I wish for a coding interface hub that applies your ideals into practical cyber-actuality.

At 6/13/13 05:00 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: I wish I could jump and move around like the hunter in Left 4 dead

Granted, but you are killed.

At 6/14/13 05:48 AM, Tykwa wrote: I wish for a coding interface hub that applies your ideals into practical cyber-actuality.

Granted, but it's damn expensive.

I wish I owned NG.

At 6/14/13 12:00 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for nothing.

Granted. You have nothing. No house, no clothes, no food, no water, no money, no cellphone to call for help, no neighbors to come help you, nothing at all. You die.

I wish Justin Bieber would stop making music.

I wish Justin Bieber would stop making music.

He stopped, everyone rejoiced. He starter again and got even more famous (?)

I wish I was a dinosaur with a rocket booster and I was married to a famous female tennis star.

At 6/14/13 12:09 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish Justin Bieber would stop making music.

Granted, but he instead pursues his acting career.

I wish I were Tom Kenny

At 6/14/13 12:15 PM, Jacob wrote:

At 6/14/13 12:09 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish Justin Bieber would stop making music.

Granted, but he instead pursues his acting career.

I wish I were Tom Kenny

Sorry captain Kirk, was waaay before ya, now grant me my dinosaur wish!

At 6/14/13 12:15 PM, Jacob wrote:

At 6/14/13 12:09 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish Justin Bieber would stop making music.

Granted, but he instead pursues his acting career.

I wish I were Tom Kenny

Granted, your legal name has been changed to Tom Kenny, nothing else is different.

I wish a could cloak and decloak like the spy in TF2

I wish a could cloak and decloak like the spy in TF2

granted but you still die after uncloaking
i wish for a lump sum of money that would never run out that i did not steal, would not be taken by anything but a store

At 6/14/13 12:15 PM, SharkStein wrote:

I wish I was a dinosaur with a rocket booster and I was married to a famous female tennis star.

Granted. You are captured, your rocket booster is taken away and given to the military, and you are put into Jurassic Park. Your wife tries to break you out using her tennis skills, but she is shot during the breakout and you are recaptured. You spend the rest of your life sitting in a cage as an attraction.

At 6/14/13 12:48 PM, zuzing1 wrote:

i wish for a lump sum of money that would never run out that i did not steal, would not be taken by anything but a store

Granted. You have a lot of money, and will never run out of it. However, you realize that money cannot buy you what you truly want in life, and you become depressed. All the therapy and anti-depressants can't make you happy, so you buy a solid gold gun and shoot yourself.

I forgot to make a wish. God damnit.

I wish the movie script I wrote would sell and get made into a movie that everyone enjoyed.

At 6/14/13 02:08 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish the movie script I wrote would sell and get made into a movie that everyone enjoyed.

Granted. Someone else gets all the credit for it, though.

I wish I could control people's mind at will like a toggle.

At 6/14/13 04:19 PM, infamoss wrote:
I wish to be sexy.

Granted. The rape changes your life forever.

I wish I could toggle invisibility.

At 6/14/13 04:25 PM, infamoss wrote:

At 6/14/13 04:21 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish I could toggle invisibility.

Granted, but no one will appreciate you.

I wish to get revenge.

Granted but you still won't be happy

I wish for all the skills

At 6/14/13 04:29 PM, alternativesolution wrote:
I wish for all the skills

Granted, but you will not be good at any of them.

I wish for a city where no one dies.