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I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:08 AM Reply

-I'm afraid I'm going to have to be more descriptive than I'd like to be in the following story. I'm sorry, what goes down isn't exactly pretty.-

Okay, so lately, I've been having a frequency of very painful dumps whenever I go number two. Not 'spicy', per se, but more on the side of feeling like something very uncomfortably large is moving through my butt (I'd imagine it's similar to how doing anal feels). Well, just a couple minutes ago, I was sitting on the toilet, taking a shit like all humans do. It was once again very painful when the poo-poo came out. But anyway, I finished my business, got up, and began to wipe. Suddenly I noticed something reddish on the toilet paper after I had wiped. I examined it and realized it was blood. Shocked, I took a fresh piece of toilet paper and wiped again, considering the possibility that the blood may have come from some place other than my ass. Sure enough, the toilet paper turned red again after wiping. I checked over my body to make sure I wasn't bleeding from anywhere else, and confirmed that the blood was certainly from somewhere relatively deep in my ass. I put my pants and undies back on (since the blood wasn't external, it wouldn't stain my clothes) and after a thorough hand-washing, decided that I'd ask you guys what to do, since it's two in the morning here and not the best time to arrange a doctor's appointment.

So what do I do, Newgrounds? I've never had this happen before and I'm hoping one of you might know what it is.

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:10 AM Reply

Get more Vitamin C.
Or go to the pharmacy and get some shit softener (you can by it OTC).

It has happened to me a few times, it's nothing to worry about.

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:12 AM Reply

Honestly, I would not worry too much about it. If the blood was dark ( You would know because the stool would be black ) , then it means the bleeding is internal and deep. The fact that you said its red means its most likely just on the inside of the hole. So...I would suggest taking a slightly smaller cock inside yourself next time so it does not rip so much.

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:13 AM Reply

You probably scratched your buttplug, go get some cream or something like that, or it'll heal itself after two weeks, but i'd go for the cream.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:13 AM Reply

Don't sit down.

Seriously, though, I think you'll be fine.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:16 AM Reply

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:18 AM Reply

This happened to me once, I made a thread about it. I doubt It's anything to worry about.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:18 AM Reply

Have you been eating beets?


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:19 AM Reply

ULCERATIVE COLITIS..... you may have it.. google it and change your diet.. you may need steroid to stop the inflamation

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:23 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 03:18 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Have you been eating beets?

No sir.

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 03:42 AM Reply

At 1/5/13 03:10 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Get more Vitamin C.
Or go to the pharmacy and get some shit softener (you can by it OTC).

It has happened to me a few times, it's nothing to worry about.

Come to think of it, I haven't gotten a lot of Vitamin C in my diet lately. Noted.

Some shit softener would be nice, but I'm afraid it'll make me go more often than I'd like.

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 04:21 AM Reply

I remember when i was a kid, seeing all this poop and blood in the toilet, knowing it was my mom's but not even realizing that it's not normal. She did it for like, a year straight or something

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 06:14 AM Reply

Probably could have cut your anal, or you are getting an hemorrhoid.
Trust me, I get them a bit because the prison guard fella's won't let me go to the toilet regularly enough so I get hard craps and stuff.

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 06:25 AM Reply

pics or it didn- wait nevermind

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:08 AM Reply

I had that happen to me once and it was a bit scary. It wasn't just a tiny amount it was at least a shot glass or two full of blood. Being the dumbass that I am I didn't even speak to a doctor out of embarrassment.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:13 AM Reply

Happened to me before. Just don't take another shit for 1 or 2 days, and you'll be fine.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 07:44 AM Reply

The same has happened to me several times when I've had an internal hemmorhoid, they can be surprisingly bloody. I'd say give it a few days and if it doesn't show any signs of clearing up, as in less blood/pain when you shit, then see a doctor about it. In the meantime, try to eat foods that will soften your shit or take a stool softener, as hard shits will most likely cause more irritation if it's a roid.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 10:31 AM Reply

It's a very natural and beautiful process all young women your age go through. Once you reach a certain age, blood will regularly come flowing out of your asshole. Ask your gynocervocology instructor or your mother for more info, they probably spilt more blood than WW1 & 2 combined

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:03 PM Reply

You should probably just wait in the morning and call the doctor. I imagine you probably wouldn't be dead by the next day and it's probably that time right now. I think blood in your stool means your intestine is bleeding, so you may have something stuck up there that causes it. Then again, it could be something else in your digestive tract. Hopefully, you're not having your period.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:52 PM Reply

At 1/5/13 12:03 PM, Ericho wrote: You should probably just wait in the morning and call the doctor.

Nah don't even bother the doctor. That 'uncomfortable' feeling when you pooped was your butthole tearing slightly, which is where the blood came from. If you had internal bleeding and you pooped the entire toilet bowl will turn red.

Just drink more water and eat more fiber or something.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:54 PM Reply

At 1/5/13 07:13 AM, Gimmick wrote: Happened to me before. Just don't take another shit for 1 or 2 days, and you'll be fine.

So he risks fecal impaction? Not the best idea.

Definitely get some stool softeners, and drink more water in your diet.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 12:59 PM Reply

DO NOT make the mistake i did . If bloods not in the feces your okay. if it's only on the toilet paper it just means a blood vessel burst inside you it happens sometimes.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:11 PM Reply

At 1/5/13 04:21 AM, Piemix wrote: I remember when i was a kid, seeing all this poop and blood in the toilet, knowing it was my mom's but not even realizing that it's not normal. She did it for like, a year straight or something

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:14 PM Reply

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:15 PM Reply

At 1/5/13 04:21 AM, Piemix wrote: I remember when i was a kid, seeing all this poop and blood in the toilet, knowing it was my mom's but not even realizing that it's not normal. She did it for like, a year straight or something

I know, right? There's nothing normal about leaving unflushed shit

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 01:27 PM Reply

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 02:28 PM Reply

At 1/5/13 10:31 AM, saqwert wrote: It's a very natural and beautiful process all young women your age go through.

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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 02:40 PM Reply

I almost died from gastro bleeding.... and let me tell you, you don't want to let that shit get out of control.

You might just have a sensitive asshole tho, prone to tears or something, and you could try using children's wipes at least until your asshole heals up some. (they are more gentle than normal toilet paper, and they get your asshole cleaner, too)

If, however you start noticing that the stool itself is bloody, or that you have red-dark red mucus in your stool, please do your self a favor and call a doctor.


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Response to I Just Shit Blood (seriously) Jan. 5th, 2013 @ 04:15 PM Reply

That isn't "shitting blood" that is having traces of blood in your stool. It happens often if your feces becomes too entrenched within your anus mostly from constipation and will happen more often if you feel the stool is sharp and you push hard, as then the sharpness will cut along the walls of the anus causing some blood to spill into the stool.

Bleeding from your anus as you would from a deep cut is a far more serious problem which must be taken seriously and taken to a hospital. But that is not what is happening to you, you simply have traces of blood which everyone gets when their stool causes minor injuries which are soon recovered.


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