-I'm afraid I'm going to have to be more descriptive than I'd like to be in the following story. I'm sorry, what goes down isn't exactly pretty.-
Okay, so lately, I've been having a frequency of very painful dumps whenever I go number two. Not 'spicy', per se, but more on the side of feeling like something very uncomfortably large is moving through my butt (I'd imagine it's similar to how doing anal feels). Well, just a couple minutes ago, I was sitting on the toilet, taking a shit like all humans do. It was once again very painful when the poo-poo came out. But anyway, I finished my business, got up, and began to wipe. Suddenly I noticed something reddish on the toilet paper after I had wiped. I examined it and realized it was blood. Shocked, I took a fresh piece of toilet paper and wiped again, considering the possibility that the blood may have come from some place other than my ass. Sure enough, the toilet paper turned red again after wiping. I checked over my body to make sure I wasn't bleeding from anywhere else, and confirmed that the blood was certainly from somewhere relatively deep in my ass. I put my pants and undies back on (since the blood wasn't external, it wouldn't stain my clothes) and after a thorough hand-washing, decided that I'd ask you guys what to do, since it's two in the morning here and not the best time to arrange a doctor's appointment.
So what do I do, Newgrounds? I've never had this happen before and I'm hoping one of you might know what it is.