So according to christans, the universe is like 6000, or 2000 years old, they don't seem to make up their mind. I found proof that the universe is over 10,000 years old! A minimum of 4000 years older than christans thought before. This mentions stuff from 10,000 years ago, a god can't exist if he only made the universe a maximum of 6000 years ago. I'll need my nobel prize mailed to me, I can't be bothered to leave the country anytime soon.
Where's the pickle?
Because the Christian God...
...Drumroll...
...is the only God.
Yes...because the universe being 6000 years old is a universal belief among all Christians.
At 8/25/12 10:37 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: a god can't exist if he only made the universe a maximum of 6000 years ago.
We haven't fully understood the divine force/life form which is called god,to be sure something like this is true.Sorry
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You're all idiots.
The universe was created on April 24th 1987.
The day I was born. Nothing else existed before me, and thus with my creation the universe was formed for me.
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At 8/25/12 10:59 AM, Gagsy wrote: You're all idiots.
The universe was created on April 24th 1987.
The day I was born. Nothing else existed before me, and thus with my creation the universe was formed for me.
Oh sorry let me fix my post
We haven't fully understood the divine force/life form which is called Gagsy,to be sure something like this is true.Sorry
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At 8/25/12 10:53 AM, tonypar16 wrote:At 8/25/12 10:37 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: a god can't exist if he only made the universe a maximum of 6000 years ago.We haven't fully understood the divine force/life form which is called god
Because he doesn't exist. It's been thousands of years. Don't you think we'd know more by now?
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At 8/25/12 11:01 AM, tonypar16 wrote:
We haven't fully understood the divine force/life form which is called Gagsy,to be sure something like this is true.Sorry
And that is why you fail.
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At 8/25/12 11:10 AM, Gagsy wrote:At 8/25/12 11:01 AM, tonypar16 wrote:We haven't fully understood the divine force/life form which is called Gagsy,to be sure something like this is true.SorryAnd that is why you fail.
the god of the brits has spoken
At 8/25/12 10:59 AM, Gagsy wrote: You're all idiots.
The universe was created on April 24th 1987.
The day I was born. Nothing else existed before me, and thus with my creation the universe was formed for me.
Technically that would only be your perception of the universe that didn't exist prior to 1987.
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At 8/25/12 10:59 AM, Gagsy wrote: You're all idiots.
The universe was created on April 24th 1987.
The day I was born. Nothing else existed before me, and thus with my creation the universe was formed for me.
I was born December 31st 1984.
Checkmate, atheists.
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At 8/25/12 10:37 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: So according to christans, the universe is like 6000, or 2000 years old,
Do you have a source for this? I encourage you to find one by a Biblical scholar who replaces "Earth" with "Universe".
I have never found any educated Christian (creationist) who claims that the universe is less than 10,000 years old. It has always been the apparent age of the Earth, based on a literal interpretation of Genesis, and an approximate countdown from the Flood via human generation. Moreover, this does not "debunk" God, merely a theory presented by your imaginary "young-universe" opponents.
While we're at it, the FIRST TWO verses of the Bible in fact do not specify the creation of the universe in relation to the actual creation time period. We do not reach the mainstream creation theory until verse three. It can be reasonably interpreted that the universe (and Earth) were around for an extended period of time prior to the days of creation. And, since the timeframe between these is not clarified, there is a great deal of room for your opponents to use with regard to the creation of the universe itself.
I understand that you are trying to be a smartass, but I advise you to do so with at least a hint of education on the subject.
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Great job OP, and it only took you a little longer than two thousand years!
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This thread is a great example of the daily stupidity that gets posted on r/atheism.
At 8/26/12 12:50 AM, Chdonga wrote: This thread is a great example of the daily stupidity that gets posted on r/atheism.
Isn't that reddit? Who in the hell cares about reddit?
Where's the pickle?
I don't think there is a single christian who thinks the universe is 2000 years old. ANd there are only a few that think it is around 6000-7000.
At 8/26/12 01:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:At 8/25/12 07:19 PM, CloseThyDoor wrote: Actually I believe in a God that has no attributes. It's called Brahman in sanskriherpaderpaNobody cares about this shitty fad religion that you keep trying to push.
it's not a fad religion, it's Hinduism.
At 8/26/12 01:55 AM, walkinator wrote: I don't think there is a single christian who thinks the universe is 2000 years old. ANd there are only a few that think it is around 6000-7000.
I used to have a friend who thought the world was 2000 years ago.
Used to.
Where's the pickle?
At 8/25/12 06:26 PM, The-universe wrote:At 8/25/12 10:59 AM, Gagsy wrote: You're all idiots.Technically that would only be your perception of the universe that didn't exist prior to 1987.
The universe was created on April 24th 1987.
The day I was born. Nothing else existed before me, and thus with my creation the universe was formed for me.
you fool, he only said this because his username is the universe.
At 8/26/12 01:57 AM, Jakehinojo wrote:At 8/26/12 01:55 AM, walkinator wrote: I don't think there is a single christian who thinks the universe is 2000 years old. ANd there are only a few that think it is around 6000-7000.I used to have a friend who thought the world was 2000 years ago.
Used to.
probably because your friend was an idiot and didn't know that the year 0 was the year of Jesus' birth and not the beginning of time.
At 8/26/12 02:01 AM, walkinator wrote: probably because your friend was an idiot and didn't know that the year 0 was the year of Jesus' birth and not the beginning of time.
There is no year 0,there was only 1 bc and 1 ad.
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Great, 10 internet points to you. Congratulations on proving millions people wrong.
Gee, I would have thought that the notion that we have found carbon dating disproves that the existance of the Earth is older than six thousand years, but I guess this works too. None of this disproves the existance of God, just disproves the literal truth of the Bible. Of course, no one here is religious anyway, except for me.
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At 8/26/12 01:53 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 8/26/12 01:50 PM, MrPercie wrote: Lucifer was created perfect in all his ways, but iniquity was found in him. It was not put there by God. Lucifer created it.But....
That means that god isn't all powerful, if he was, he could have stopped lucifer from ever becoming what he became
Well there ISN'T a god.
Where's the pickle?
At 8/26/12 03:36 PM, Xenomit wrote:The point I'm trying to prove
Well there ISN'T a god.
Point proven
Where's the pickle?
At 8/26/12 04:34 PM, Xenomit wrote: But my point still stands. If he's all knowing, and needs to test us to see what will happen, he's not all knowing, and not god, but rather a very powerful being
Maybe I'm wrong there but if he knew what would happen then our free willingness would be useless
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At 8/26/12 05:58 PM, Tramps wrote:At 8/26/12 05:57 PM, tonypar16 wrote: Maybe I'm wrong there but if he knew what would happen then our free willingness would be uselessFree will is an illusion, my dear boy. You were always going to do whatever you're about to do or ever will do.
You lie oracle.He told me everything
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Where's the pickle?
Does anyone else think that evil is subjective and even if there was evil in the world, it's there for a reason? I mean, if there was nothing but good in the world, we wouldn't need to learn anything or try and improve ourselves because life would be content. Evil gives us purpose and makes good all that more satisfying when we achieve it.
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