I thought everyone had a penis, including girls.
I thought sex was peeing in people's butts (lmfao).
i thought marriage was when two people had sex for their first time.
I thought AIDS was a drink that gave you magical powers for 10 seconds.
when I first saw a vagina, I thought it was a second butt that girls pooped out of.
I thought a period was when a girl pooped out of their vagina.
I thought rape was when a black guy drank coffee at night (wtf?).
I thought teachers could read minds.
I thought swearing made your hair turn all red and black.
I thought I was a vampire.
I thought mentally retarded people were just looking for attention.
I thought Santa was the life embodiment of Satan ( crazy christian mother).
I thought that the more money you had, the whiter your skin was (lol)
I thought my birthday was an international holiday.
I thought kissing was illegal.
I didn't believe in death.
I thought I was invincible.
I thought I was the reincarnation of Jesus.
Basically, I was an idiot.