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Whats the craziest shit you not only thought, but believed in when you where little.
Im not talking about santa or stupid shit everyone thought.

I used to think that if i tried hard enough, i could levitate or shoot fire balls.lmfao.

Used to close my eyes all the time and concentrate incredibly hard lol i was like in the 4th grade


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 00:55:31 Reply

I used to think that cartoons were real. Oh my sadness when I learned bugs bunny was fake.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 00:59:38 Reply

I assumed all babies were born via a process like cesarean section (though, of course I didn't know what that was at the time).

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 00:59:53 Reply

My dad told me that if I don't drink all my milk, The Boogeyman will rape me until my ass bleeds so much I die of blood loss.

I had a traumatic childhood. /wrist

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:01:03 Reply

I thought that fire couldn't hurt me because I was flame retardant. Long story short, I had to go to the hospital for 3rd degree burns. Not fun when you're 8.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:02:49 Reply

At 9/2/11 01:01 AM, Devin wrote: I thought that fire couldn't hurt me because I was flame retardant. Long story short, I had to go to the hospital for 3rd degree burns. Not fun when you're 8.

The obvious joke to make is that you were obviously the wrong type of retard.

I always thought I could be like a Jedi or something stupid like that.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:09:48 Reply

I used to moon the TV whenever David Copperfield was on because I thought since he was a magician he could see me through the tv.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:12:54 Reply

At 9/2/11 12:55 AM, adamflecko wrote: I used to think that cartoons were real. Oh my sadness when I learned bugs bunny was fake.

Although I always knew that cartoons weren't real, I believed that the voices were somehow being made through some kind of advanced interpretation technology processing the mouth movements of the characters or some shit like that because I thought the voices were too ridiculous to belong to a normal human.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:29:09 Reply

I thought adulthood was reached at 10 years old.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:31:34 Reply

my friend told me your penis would break off if you had sex with a woman when it was erect... he didn't say it in those words, but that's basically was what he thought,and I believed it for a good minute.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:33:49 Reply

I thought that if you were nice and really tried hard you could be what ever you wanted to be. I was wrong.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:34:30 Reply

At 9/2/11 01:31 AM, DrakeAndJosh wrote:
At 9/2/11 01:29 AM, dlxrevolution wrote: I thought adulthood was reached at 10 years old.
i also thought teenagers meant ten yearolds. pretty obvious why

My Dad once told me that once a car reaches over 100, brakes automatically give out, rendering you from slowing down.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:43:47 Reply

That it's okay to be gay.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:54:07 Reply

Thought girls didnt fart/shit

silly me

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 01:59:25 Reply

I thought when I grew older I would be successful and good things would happen to me.

Hahah! Childhood, you crack me up!

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:00:59 Reply

I thought that every one other then me was not capable of deep thought and all there actions where programmed, kinda like robots.

Strange to think that when i was growing up in an age where computers where only used my buisness people who i had no interaction with at the time...


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:01:28 Reply

At 9/2/11 12:55 AM, adamflecko wrote: I used to think that cartoons were real.

This was reinforced for me by watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:14:16 Reply

I thought man could fly to the moon


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:22:17 Reply

At 9/2/11 12:55 AM, adamflecko wrote: I used to think that cartoons were real. Oh my sadness when I learned bugs bunny was fake.

I too, friend.

I too.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:22:28 Reply

My aunt told me not to go to the deep end of the pool, it for people who can swim. I thought i was born to be a superhero and i can get through anything if i wished. turns out i was wrong and almost drowned if i wasn't saved. bummer.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:25:52 Reply

i thought i was super man i hit my grand ma in the tummy by flying into her


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:38:32 Reply

I thought everyone had a penis, including girls.
I thought sex was peeing in people's butts (lmfao).
i thought marriage was when two people had sex for their first time.
I thought AIDS was a drink that gave you magical powers for 10 seconds.
when I first saw a vagina, I thought it was a second butt that girls pooped out of.
I thought a period was when a girl pooped out of their vagina.
I thought rape was when a black guy drank coffee at night (wtf?).
I thought teachers could read minds.
I thought swearing made your hair turn all red and black.
I thought I was a vampire.
I thought mentally retarded people were just looking for attention.
I thought Santa was the life embodiment of Satan ( crazy christian mother).
I thought that the more money you had, the whiter your skin was (lol)
I thought my birthday was an international holiday.
I thought kissing was illegal.
I didn't believe in death.
I thought I was invincible.
I thought I was the reincarnation of Jesus.
Basically, I was an idiot.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:39:52 Reply

I once found a bunch of broken glass on the ground that I thought was diamonds.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:44:08 Reply

Once I snorted rocks. The doctors were all like "how the fuu- shi- he- heck"

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:45:39 Reply

At 9/2/11 02:38 AM, walkinator wrote: I thought sex was peeing in people's butts

what's so crazy about that


At 12/16/11 12:04 AM, Luis wrote:
: i like all the masturbation threads i know more about myself than i ever would if it wasnt for newgrounds.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:46:40 Reply

At 9/2/11 02:38 AM, walkinator wrote: I thought a period was when a girl pooped out of their vagina.

Ahahahahahahaha this one is great

Crazy shit you thought as a kid


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:47:06 Reply

At 9/2/11 02:45 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
At 9/2/11 02:38 AM, walkinator wrote: I thought sex was peeing in people's butts
what's so crazy about that

because its fucking gross and retarded, also, I thought that was the literal definition of sex.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 02:52:51 Reply

this is the best thread I have seen in a while.
One time I cried because a girl said she wouldn't marry me.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 03:01:41 Reply

At 9/2/11 02:47 AM, walkinator wrote:
At 9/2/11 02:45 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
At 9/2/11 02:38 AM, walkinator wrote: I thought sex was peeing in people's butts
what's so crazy about that
because its fucking gross and retarded

No no sweetie mommies and daddies everywhere do this regularly


At 12/16/11 12:04 AM, Luis wrote:
: i like all the masturbation threads i know more about myself than i ever would if it wasnt for newgrounds.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid 2011-09-02 03:15:33 Reply

At 9/2/11 02:52 AM, walkinator wrote: One time I cried because a girl said she wouldn't marry me.

you had it easy. In first grade i told some kid that i liked one of the girls in our class. less than a minute later everyone was making fun of me liking a girl. even the girl i liked was laughing at me


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