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If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head
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"If you blow my brains out, overwhelming guilt and the police will be hunting you for the rest of your life. So, don't do it."
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool." -Stephen King
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
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you will be arrested because i am white and you are black
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At 8/21/11 08:51 PM, BAKEdLays wrote: I'll respawn and come back.
lol thanks for nostagic online halo memories.
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
I'd say, "Because you're going to want to save your bullets for that guy," and then point to the bloke who's been standing in the corner the whole time.
Pulling that trigger will result in an inexplicable chain reaction in which your genitalia are turned outside and slowly pulled apart, following by me returning to life with a pocket knife and screwdriver.
I fucking dare you!
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Because if I die then everyone you know dies. I've had my own private mercenary group implant bombs in there brain the trigger is if my heart stops beating. It was out random chance that it would be everyone you knew too. Honestly This was out of pure chance like I never thought I would have a chance to use it but thanks.
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
At 8/22/11 11:34 AM, roderickii wrote: Because if I die then everyone you know dies. I've had my own private mercenary group implant bombs in there brain the trigger is if my heart stops beating. It was out random chance that it would be everyone you knew too. Honestly This was out of pure chance like I never thought I would have a chance to use it but thanks.
or because you'll free a demon from it's human imprisonment and it's hungry in more ways than one
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
Okay, go on, pull the trigger already! I know you don't have what it takes to do it! Come at me bro!
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Because you won't be able to live with the feeling of guilt .
1- Why do you want to kill me? what have I ever done to you? or for that matter anybody?
2- Spare me and one day, I will save your life... or at least make you awesome music when I get better at it.
3- you put the bullet in the gun, it has your DNA on it. shoot me and the cops have your prints and the next thing you know - life in prison. Let me go and I'll pretend nothing happened
(me attempting to convince you otherwise)
"I have money." Would probably work if it was a mugging...
If it was vengence based, then
"You have the wrong guy, I WAS hunting him before you found me"
If it was real life then
*Sniffle* "Please, I will do anything". Then if I had the chance to leave I would, or if he left the gun somewhere, I would take it and hold it to him, and ask the same. Then shoot him in the foot and call the police.
I thought of another thing to say - "there is a nuke strapped to my chest - shoot me and we both die"
I guess I would say something like "I'm your realm dad"
:Or pull out my gun and shoot you first.
Formerly Known As J-Rex
I think I'd either have a massive crying panic attack or give your reasons to shoot me.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
Id say:
" So whats in killing me? Go on and do it....pull the trigger....know why?
Cause even if you kill me or not, the kinda person you are now is going
to become the man ( woman? ) that is going to DIE one day...alone...with
no one knowing your name. Thats right, im ready to die, ive made a name
of myself. ....Whats life compared to YOUR worthless gun? Nothing, and
everything. So pull the trigger......your not worth the time....."
....then id just start walking away.....
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At 8/22/11 05:28 AM, FurryDemon wrote: I'm an Australian, you wouldn't kill a fellow Aussie
It's true, I wouldn't...
Click the sig you bitch. Click it. CLICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
*Pulls off shirt, revealing TNT all over my torso*
Go ahead, shoot, but if you do, neither of us will leave alive. The bullets heat will ignite this TNT, and then we are all going to die!
Don't pull this trigger, and I will grant you one thing you desire most.
The choice is yours
Because you're not supposed to be here, Mr. Freeman, infact... you're not, so lets just forget this ever happened, until we meet again
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 8/22/11 10:58 PM, Suprememessage wrote: *Pulls off shirt, revealing TNT all over my torso*
Go ahead, shoot, but if you do, neither of us will leave alive. The bullets heat will ignite this TNT, and then we are all going to die!
Don't pull this trigger, and I will grant you one thing you desire most.
The choice is yours
Because you're not supposed to be here, Mr. Freeman, infact... you're not, so lets just forget this ever happened, until we meet again
Also, if you're about to say shooting me in the head will avoid the explosion, guess again... the heat can still ignite it, since the TNT is up to the top of my neck. Do you still wish to shoot?
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
NEVER FORGET
Because I'm the only thing holding the universe intact. Kill me and nothing will exist. Especially you.
"I still need more time to think of reasons why you shouldn't shoot me in the "If I had a gun pointed at your head" thread"
Larry...I'm a cop.
Wait...that'll get me shot
Because I have friends in the mafia.
I had sex with a pie.
