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Ke$ha is fucking metal.

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Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 04:40:48



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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 05:22:38


ewwww

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 05:27:23


Fake blood...

Can't see why you give a shit...

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 05:35:31


At 3/19/11 05:27 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Fake blood...

Can't see why you give a shit...

pop is fvcken br00tal these dayzzzz \m/

Also, metal is awesome and Ke$ha is awesome. What's not to like?


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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 05:57:49


She pissed herself in an elevator, before continuing to set her urine on fire. While engulfed in flames she ran through the window of her hotel on the top floor, used her parachute, pulled out Dual SMGs, killed the Cuban army, who were chasing her with jet packs, killed them, but one of the soldiers shot the parachute, before she went into free-fall, landed on an giraffe ripped out its heart, then went to preform, pulled out the giraffe's heart and proceeded to munch on it.

And that is why she drank blood from an artificial heart.

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 06:04:05


I saw the title. I saw the OP. I was very disappointed.


Talkers are doing something. Beauties are being something. Which isn't bad, I just I don't know what it is they're being. It's more fun to be with people who are doing things.

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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 06:24:31


Well, I was hoping to see some kind of mash-up, like the version of meshugga's "Bleed" but with lady gaga on it, which you can see here if you're curious.

Instead I was present with a soppy tart just doing another shitty stage gimmick.

Son, I am disappoint...

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 07:23:57


At 3/19/11 04:40 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Let's see those pussies in Metallica pull this off.

METALLICA ARE NOT PUSSIES YOU DUMB FUCK

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 07:29:51


By the way, I was expecting an article about her steel dildo

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 07:36:02


At 3/19/11 07:23 AM, MarutaAdrian wrote:
At 3/19/11 04:40 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Let's see those pussies in Metallica pull this off.
METALLICA ARE NOT PUSSIES YOU DUMB FUCK

Are you kidding? Metallica is weak as shit.


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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 07:39:18


Her new album is called Cannibal, so I guess in relation to it, she decided to drink red food colored water. Honestly, I wish it were AIDS blood from a cat so she can finally drop dead. >:C

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 07:46:59


At 3/19/11 07:39 AM, Spikrodd wrote: Her new album is called Cannibal, so I guess in relation to it, she decided to drink red food colored water. Honestly, I wish it were AIDS blood from a cat so she can finally drop dead. >:C

Those 'artists' don't last long, believe me.

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 07:49:53


At 3/19/11 07:39 AM, Spikrodd wrote: Her new album is called Cannibal, so I guess in relation to it, she decided to drink red food colored water.

kvlt as fvck \m/

At 3/19/11 07:46 AM, MaartenC wrote: Those 'artists' don't last long, believe me.

I'm sure someone once said the same thing about the Beatles.


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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 07:54:47


At 3/19/11 07:46 AM, MaartenC wrote: Those 'artists' don't last long, believe me.
I'm sure someone once said the same thing about the Beatles.

I'm afraid you have a point

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 07:57:35


Oh please not

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 08:24:11


I still wouldn't fuck her. Get a look at her bikini beach photos. She's mucho hideoso.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 08:38:39


How could you sit there for an hour and watch her drunkenly fuck a mic pole while she sing-talks anyway.

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 09:19:59


fucking attention whore.


Thanks to QuikFox for the sig.

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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 09:26:45


Seriously? That's kinda cool, though she looks completely like human trash.


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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 10:04:18


Trying. Too. Hard.


Your, you're.

There, their, they're.

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 10:06:15


At 3/19/11 09:30 AM, Yert wrote: I'd be legitimately surprised if she isn't doing hard drugs.

She's on a drug. A drug called "Charlie Sheen."


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.

Formerly Schizo-sephy.

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 10:13:12


At 3/19/11 07:39 AM, Yert wrote: Yes they are. They are a laughingly pathetic band, their only album worth my time is Kill 'Em All and Ride The Lightning was alright. Everything else by them is shit.

Profile pic: Slint - Spiderland album cover
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No further comments.


Your, you're.

There, their, they're.

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 10:19:07


At 3/19/11 10:15 AM, Yert wrote: You're trying to judge subjective opinions, and then you call me out on my age? Classy.

Hahaha, I'm just being an ass. I have nothing against Slint or your age. I'm just a bored fellow like the rest of these BBS users, and we have to poke fun at others in order to relieve our own dreadful boredom.

Seriously, though, Metallica's first four albums were gold. Say what you will about the band after Justice, but at least they came out with good material prior to the stagnant mainstream records.


Your, you're.

There, their, they're.

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 10:20:32


I LOVE OPENING NEW PAGES!!!!!!!!

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 10:31:04


At 3/19/11 10:26 AM, Yert wrote: Yea. I think Master of Puppets and Justice were alright, just not as good as Kill 'em All and Ride The Lightning.

Seeing as Master of Puppets and Paranoid were responsible for my fixation with heavy music (and, in a way, music in general), I will always have a soft spot for the two.


Your, you're.

There, their, they're.

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 16:57:50


At 3/19/11 08:38 AM, TheColourAwsome wrote: How could you sit there for an hour and watch her drunkenly fuck a mic pole while she sing-talks anyway.

Very easily.

At 3/19/11 09:30 AM, Yert wrote: I'd be legitimately surprised if she isn't doing hard drugs.

"I've gotten drunk before but never gotten a DUI. I don't go to clubs. I try not to let my vagina hang out. I don't do drugs, but I think I'm a walking good time and I talk kind of funny, so people think I'm messed up all the time. I'm not." (source)

Which is particularly amusing because she pulls off the hard drugs thing better than Salem, and they do all kinds of drugs. Also the rapper was a male prostitute.


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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 16:59:56


She obviously is on Team Edward....

Fuck Twilight

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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 17:08:16


At 3/19/11 07:39 AM, Spikrodd wrote: Her new album is called Cannibal, so I guess in relation to it, she decided to drink red food colored water. Honestly, I wish it were AIDS blood from a cat so she can finally drop dead. >:C

Somehow i knew you would be in this thread wishing death on ke$ha lolol

Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 17:27:29


I came into this thread hoping to start a flame war, sadly I cannot now.

But seriously, it's just a fucking publicity stunt. Fake as hell, horrible music, and ugly as shit without her 40 lbs. of makeup.


It tolls for thee.

Thanks to IncendiaryProduction for the sig!

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Response to Ke$ha is fucking metal. 2011-03-19 17:58:45


At 3/19/11 05:27 PM, JMCJoe wrote: But seriously, it's just a fucking publicity stunt. Fake as hell, horrible music, and ugly as shit without her 40 lbs. of makeup.

Ke$ha is pretty fucking subversive if you pay attention.


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