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The Women Hunting Thread

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The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:33:15


We're teh Womenhunters!!!

Name: Quicksmasher
> Optical Preferences: Blonde hair, blue eyes, nice tits reaching from C to D
> Charakter: First of all nice and chilly, not rushing, can talk 'bout anything
> Language: Will learn

Where shall I start hunting? For my optical preferences, where would I be most succesful?

I guess in towns rather no, rather in small villages ... if the beautiful young daughter from the woodcutter there is blonde and blue eyed, everyone is. Not so in towns.

But anyways, where shall I hunt! Give me a NUMBER!

And no I really don't want a woman from my country

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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:36:05


At 8/7/11 08:33 AM, Quicksmasher wrote:
And no I really don't want a woman from my country

I heard that austrian women are very lovely and beautiful.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:36:28


At 8/7/11 08:35 AM, ClockworkSpace wrote: There is something really, really wrong with you.

Why? Only the very northern countries have these pure-blonde-and-blue-eyed-women villages ...

Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:37:36


At 8/7/11 08:33 AM, Quicksmasher wrote:
And no I really don't want a woman from my country

I don't blame you bro.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:39:27


At 8/7/11 08:36 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/7/11 08:33 AM, Quicksmasher wrote:
And no I really don't want a woman from my country
I heard that austrian women are very lovely and beautiful.

You kidding. The outlanders (falsches Wort für Ausländer ANM) say were half jewish half Nazis and both are ugly.

Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:39:53


At 8/7/11 08:33 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: > Language: Will learn

Almost everyone in Denmark, Sweden, Norway and to a lesser extent Finland speak English anyway, so theres no real point in learning theirs unless youre moving there.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:40:37


At 8/7/11 08:39 AM, BumFodder wrote:
At 8/7/11 08:33 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: > Language: Will learn
Almost everyone in Denmark, Sweden, Norway and to a lesser extent Finland speak English anyway, so theres no real point in learning theirs unless youre moving there.

Moving there to FUCK THEM!!!

Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:40:39


At 8/7/11 08:39 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: You kidding. The outlanders (falsches Wort für Ausländer ANM) say were half jewish half Nazis and both are ugly.

But I really like austrian women. They are cute and nice :'(


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:41:29


Wait what?

Age/Gender: 25, Female
Location: newgrounds
Job: No Job Bro


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:42:03


At 8/7/11 08:40 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: Moving there to FUCK THEM!!!

Well I guess you dont need to learn their language to do that unless you dont mind the chance of being charged with rape.

So yeah, FUCK THEM!!!


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:43:55


At 8/7/11 08:41 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: Age/Gender: 25, Female
Location: newgrounds
Job: No Job Bro

Maybe she is lesbian. That is possible.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:44:41


Swedish girls are pretty cool. Stay away from Eastern Europe though, that's where the mafia come from.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:47:46


When you find one, make sure to fuck her right between her tits for old Kieran here.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 08:49:01


this thread is very middle school cafeteria

Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 09:06:15


At 8/7/11 09:05 AM, CashClock wrote: I prefer Puerto Ricans.

That is completely fine, everyone has different preferences.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 09:12:32


At 8/7/11 08:44 AM, Quinny wrote: Swedish girls are pretty cool. Stay away from Eastern Europe though, that's where the mafia come from.

They're looking like blue eyed Claymores!

Anyways Newgrounds, time to save and gather B4gle's pics of hot women and their tits in here before they delete his best images again.

Tere IS material, even if i'd like to know where he all got it from.

HAWD amirite?

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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 09:17:09


At 8/7/11 08:43 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/7/11 08:41 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: Age/Gender: 25, Female
Location: newgrounds
Job: No Job Bro
Maybe she is lesbian. That is possible.

It's a fairly recent change. I believe the profile used to say "15, Male", but I'm not sure.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 09:18:28


At 8/7/11 09:17 AM, Shadria wrote: It's a fairly recent change. I believe the profile used to say "15, Male", but I'm not sure.

You are right, I can confirm this.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 09:25:48


This is now from or it probably generally IS AyaDragonsheart (kinda left NG, sadly)

See what I'm talking 'bout? White hair blue eyes, like the Yugioh Dragon minus the pure stupidity of how to use it!

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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 09:28:28


At 8/7/11 09:26 AM, CashClock wrote:
At 8/7/11 09:25 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: This is now from or it probably generally IS AyaDragonsheart (kinda left NG, sadly)

See what I'm talking 'bout? White hair blue eyes, like the Yugioh Dragon minus the pure stupidity of how to use it!
Her hair is freakishly white.

Step 1 complete.

Now take a look at her eyes.

Deep ... deeper ...

Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 12:00:52


I'm a sexual tiger, and I feed on vagina

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bro at me come

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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 12:08:33


At 8/7/11 12:00 PM, Lagatag wrote: I'm a sexual tiger, and I feed on vagina

shut up and show me your genitals


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 12:10:55


At 8/7/11 08:36 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/7/11 08:33 AM, Quicksmasher wrote:
And no I really don't want a woman from my country
I heard that austrian women are very lovely and beautiful.

Listen to this guy, and go for the austrians instead. Leave our (my) sexy swedish ladies alone, you hunky american bastards!


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 12:13:54


This is the best girl to ever have man parts. She is transgendered.

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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 12:23:55


At 8/7/11 12:14 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 8/7/11 08:33 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: We're teh Womenhunters!!!
When I heard this I thought you were a woman hater and were going to kill them...........

That was my first thought too, thankfully the thread turned out to be great.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 12:27:35


At 8/7/11 09:12 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: They're looking like blue eyed Claymores!

Anyways Newgrounds, time to save and gather B4gle's pics of hot women and their tits in here before they delete his best images again.

Tere IS material, even if i'd like to know where he all got it from.

HAWD amirite?

She has very, very hairy arms.


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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 17:44:30


At 8/7/11 12:27 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 8/7/11 09:12 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: They're looking like blue eyed Claymores!

Anyways Newgrounds, time to save and gather B4gle's pics of hot women and their tits in here before they delete his best images again.

Tere IS material, even if i'd like to know where he all got it from.

HAWD amirite?
She has very, very hairy arms.

That was, HANDS DOWN, the dumbest post EVER.

No seriously, is that your real opinion that she's ulgy because of that?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN YOU FUCKING DONT aah ModernPatriot, a typical, overposting '11er

Now your turn. Post your ugly chinese and japanese women if you like the flat ones more.

Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-07 17:46:32


Ladies, let the children do what they will

When you're ready for some old fashioned Gobblemeister loving you just PM me your digits and we can get the party started on the real you know ;)

Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-09 09:19:20


At 8/7/11 05:46 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Ladies, let the children do what they will

When you're ready for some old fashioned Gobblemeister loving you just PM me your digits and we can get the party started on the real you know ;)

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Response to The Women Hunting Thread 2011-08-09 09:21:02


At 8/7/11 12:27 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: She has very, very hairy arms.

I didn't even notice that. I don't mind it.


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