Seems like you aimed and hit the Target !

Badda-Bing

I don't think it was a Pussy move. It was kinda dirty, but he did suckerpunch you, and the guy sounds like an ass, so he deserved it.
However, be ready, I don't think a guy like that will forgive what you did so.... just be ready, you know ;). And hope he doesn't believe in the Eye for an Eye thing

At 10/2/10 02:10 AM, Archile wrote: I don't think it was a Pussy move. It was kinda dirty, but he did suckerpunch you, and the guy sounds like an ass, so he deserved it.
However, be ready, I don't think a guy like that will forgive what you did so.... just be ready, you know ;). And hope he doesn't believe in the Eye for an Eye thing

In this situation it's a nut for a nut. He did kick the jerk in the nuts after all.

At 10/1/10 10:13 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: LIES!!! There is no such thing as a fair fight. It's a fucking FIGHT. He punched you and then you dropped his ass to the floor. Good for you.

Agreed. When the blows start flying, there's no such thing as a code of fucking conduct - you beat them down however the hell you can, and doing what you did was the right thing to do, especially since you had absolutely no experience and no idea how to defend yourself.

The best way to prepare is to actually learn how to fight - doesn't need to be anything too fancy, but enroll in for some basic classes of some basic fighting style or the like. Round Two comes, he's going to be guarding his balls and you want to know how to punch straight.

As for Target, don't worry about it - always other places for shopping.

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg

Jesus are you bionic?!

You are ryu's secret cousin

I lol'd. Hard.

But if this story isn't fake (or just exaggerated), great job man. You really showed that asshole.

You made his cock explode with one kick? You're my fucking hero!

go to Self-defence class

I still remember that nut kicking! I'm going to fucking kill you!!!

At 10/1/10 08:14 PM, FigishPig3000 wrote: No matter what happens, or how much his hit hurt... Hitting another guy in the nuts is a huge pussy move... Especially you, since you are another guy, you should know how much it hurts.

You also have to remember that the boyfriend sucker punched him. Motherfucker deserved his balls to a'splode.

I like how all the kids in here who have never been hit are saying "You never hit a guy in the bawls that just wrong fagg harharhar"

These people have never been attacked, ethics, honor, and all that other bruce lee shit go out the door when you get hit.

He needs to not be such a douche and maybe your ball kicking will make him learn not to fuck with you, but if he attacks you again just tackle him to the ground and grapple his ass.

he may be big but unless he does highschool wrestling you can beat his ass with some simple grapples and a good elbow to the nose

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote:

I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg.

This is the greatest thing I have ever read in my life.

That sucks. Good thing you gave that guy what was coming.

At 10/1/10 08:28 PM, FireReign wrote:

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg.

This is the best sentence on the BBS right now.

My penis has been hurting ever since I read that.

At 10/1/10 08:09 PM, Imaku wrote:

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg

Dude.

Is that dude a DUDE?!?! or a Dude......

There is no way a single kick in the nuts can cause a penis to explode and gush blood from his pants.

At 10/1/10 08:10 PM, Tetros wrote: Ch-Chuck Norris?

I just laughed my ass off, sir. Thank you.

But yeah, if you made his penis explode I think your set.

At 10/1/10 08:21 PM, lbenson1996 wrote: wow what a pussy you actually kicked him in the balls men DO NOT do that faggot.

only women do for protection against domestic abuse.

No, fuck that. I've never really been in a fight, but I tell you what, if I knew that this guy was stronger than me and could most likely kick my ass, I would go straight for the nuts. I may look like a bitch, but I'd look like a bitch walking away from a fight rather than one on the ground.

A win is a win.

here would be a couple of ways you can prepare for a fight, the first way is to punch a punching bag, shoot some targets, and shadowbox

Uum... That's kinda disturbing...

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: round two

It's always good to keep that in mind, especially if you're a snitch. Anyway, just watch some fighting videos, and take some martial arts lessons

At 10/24/10 10:32 PM, epiclinkfan101 wrote: Uum... That's kinda disturbing...

what, the penis explosion part? =P
oh btw, i kno ur new here, so if u want to reply to anything, or make a quote, just put one : on the left of the text u want in the quote box and one on the right

See? =D :

And if u already knew this just tell me so i can feel like an idiot : =D :

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg (it was a pretty gruesome site).

Damn.

Target will let you back in if you explain it was an act of self defense.

but who wants to shop at target???

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg (it was a pretty gruesome site).

Something like this?

WIN! though you should probably get some sort protection, wether it be a weapon or self defense classes. It never hurts to be prepared. especially when zombies attack.

WAit why does no one notice he was trying to buy soap? Stop being a pussy and bathe with out it

Well you are quite old, senior citizens should be punched because all they do is take up precious space, food, and water without ever contributing anything.

This story took a very odd turn.

I think you might be lying.