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Can I get up to sharpen my pencil?

No. Now sit the fuck down and stop fucking asking.

You can sharpen my pencil with your mouth.

You still have to sharpen your pencils? Pffft, primitive.

Biros FTW

At 8/23/10 12:37 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: No. Now sit the fuck down and stop fucking asking.

*hand Raise* Teacher can I use the restroom?

At 8/23/10 12:36 PM, GypsyMagic wrote: Can I get up to sharpen my pencil?

Well little Timmy, I've just finished grading your midterm and it isn't looking very good. It looks like you're gonna need some... extra credit.

*cues porno music*

At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:37 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: No. Now sit the fuck down and stop fucking asking.

*hand Raise* Teacher can I use the restroom?

I already fucking told you no. Did I fucking stutter?

At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:37 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: No. Now sit the fuck down and stop fucking asking.

*hand Raise* Teacher can I use the restroom?

I already fucking told you no. Did I fucking stutter?

DX but I can't hold it! It's an emergency!

At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: I already fucking told you no. Did I fucking stutter?

Teacher, why are you so mean?

You're in highschool, you should be using a freaken pen. Never interrupt my lecture again.
*throws pokeball"
CHARIZARD teach this chump a lesson

At 8/23/10 12:41 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:

*hand Raise* Teacher can I use the restroom?

I already fucking told you no. Did I fucking stutter?

DX but I can't hold it! It's an emergency!

Just shit in your pants!

Teacher, GypsyMagic just pissed all over the floor.

At 8/23/10 12:41 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:

DX but I can't hold it! It's an emergency!

I guess you'll have to fucking piss your pants then, won't you?

At 8/23/10 12:42 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: I already fucking told you no. Did I fucking stutter?

Teacher, why are you so mean?

It's part of the job you little fuck, now shut the fuck up.

How dare you come into my class without a sharpened pencil! You have detention!

Who the fuck asks anyway? You usually just get up and go for it.

at least that's what I do.

At 8/23/10 12:44 PM, VinnyXY wrote: How dare you come into my class without a sharpened pencil! You have detention!

Hey Vinny, why don't you shut the fuck up and let me teach my own fucking class?

At 8/23/10 12:45 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:44 PM, VinnyXY wrote: How dare you come into my class without a sharpened pencil! You have detention!

Hey Vinny, why don't you shut the fuck up and let me teach my own fucking class?

Teach, you can't curse. I'm going to have to report you to the school board.

At 8/23/10 12:43 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:41 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:

DX but I can't hold it! It's an emergency!

I guess you'll have to fucking piss your pants then, won't you?

T-t-teacher-? c-c-can I go change my panties?

At 8/23/10 12:45 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:44 PM, VinnyXY wrote: How dare you come into my class without a sharpened pencil! You have detention!

Hey Vinny, why don't you shut the fuck up and let me teach my own fucking class?

Vinny stop being the teacher's pet. Let Mr. Valjylmyr and shut up before I kcik your ass after class.

I don't know, CAN you?

Alright you little fucks, your teacher had to step out so I'll be substituting for him.

At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Teach, you can't curse. I'm going to have to report you to the school board.

Son, do I look like I give a fuck?

At 8/23/10 12:47 PM, Milagro wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:45 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

Hey Vinny, why don't you shut the fuck up and let me teach my own fucking class?

Vinny stop being the teacher's pet. Let Mr. Valjylmyr and shut up before I kcik your ass after class.

I thought teachers weren't allowed to curse.

At 8/23/10 12:48 PM, Pyramaze wrote: Alright you little fucks, your teacher had to step out so I'll be substituting for him.

At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Teach, you can't curse. I'm going to have to report you to the school board.

Son, do I look like I give a fuck?

Post limit alt account?

Fine, when you're disbarred from teaching, don't come crying to me you little faggot.

At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, GypsyMagic wrote: T-t-teacher-? c-c-can I go change my panties?

Hell fucking no, do you want another fucking detention?

At 8/23/10 12:48 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I thought teachers weren't allowed to curse.

Stop fucking sucking the principal's fucking dick.

At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Fine, when you're disbarred from teaching, don't come crying to me you little faggot.

Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up before I fucking slap you?

At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Fine, when you're disbarred from teaching, don't come crying to me you little faggot.

Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up before I fucking slap you?

You want to fight, teach?

I'll take you down, bro.

At 8/23/10 12:47 PM, Milagro wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:45 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:44 PM, VinnyXY wrote: How dare you come into my class without a sharpened pencil! You have detention!

Hey Vinny, why don't you shut the fuck up and let me teach my own fucking class?

Vinny stop being the teacher's pet. Let Mr. Valjylmyr and shut up before I kcik your ass after class.

Mr. Valjylmyr is sick today and won't be teaching. I will be substituting for him. Good morning, class. Today I will be your sub.

At 8/23/10 12:53 PM, Dubbi wrote: I'll take you down, bro.

Are you fucking challenging a teacher? I can have you fucking expelled.

At 8/23/10 12:52 PM, Pyramaze wrote:

At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Fine, when you're disbarred from teaching, don't come crying to me you little faggot.

Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up before I fucking slap you?

Nobody can slap Dubbi, he has magical powers. That is why on the eve of December 25th all the boys and girls of the world leave him cookies so he will be fueled to take down Satan. In celebration of his conquest, he leaves gifts under Pine trees.

So If he can do this all in one night, I would backoff

At 8/23/10 12:54 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Mr. Valjylmyr is sick today and won't be teaching. I will be substituting for him. Good morning, class. Today I will be your sub.

Mr. Valjylmyr fucking told me about you, the fucking cocksuck. I've already fucking said I'm the fucking substitute, so shut the fuck up and do your fucking work.

Alright fucks, I gotta leave. You'll have another substitute coming shortly.