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*raises Hand* Teacher??

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*raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:36:18


Can I get up to sharpen my pencil?


There's no "I" in "Team" but there is an "I" in "Win"

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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:37:05


No. Now sit the fuck down and stop fucking asking.

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:37:23


You can sharpen my pencil with your mouth.


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing

Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.

-- ee cummings

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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:37:51


You still have to sharpen your pencils? Pffft, primitive.

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:38:19


Biros FTW


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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:39:06


At 8/23/10 12:37 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: No. Now sit the fuck down and stop fucking asking.

*hand Raise* Teacher can I use the restroom?


There's no "I" in "Team" but there is an "I" in "Win"

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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:39:08


At 8/23/10 12:36 PM, GypsyMagic wrote: Can I get up to sharpen my pencil?

Well little Timmy, I've just finished grading your midterm and it isn't looking very good. It looks like you're gonna need some... extra credit.

*cues porno music*

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:39:46


At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:37 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: No. Now sit the fuck down and stop fucking asking.
*hand Raise* Teacher can I use the restroom?

I already fucking told you no. Did I fucking stutter?

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:41:40


At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:37 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: No. Now sit the fuck down and stop fucking asking.
*hand Raise* Teacher can I use the restroom?
I already fucking told you no. Did I fucking stutter?

DX but I can't hold it! It's an emergency!


There's no "I" in "Team" but there is an "I" in "Win"

This link contains porn

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:42:19


At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: I already fucking told you no. Did I fucking stutter?

Teacher, why are you so mean?


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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:42:21


You're in highschool, you should be using a freaken pen. Never interrupt my lecture again.
*throws pokeball"
CHARIZARD teach this chump a lesson

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:43:42


Teacher, GypsyMagic just pissed all over the floor.

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:43:49


At 8/23/10 12:41 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:
DX but I can't hold it! It's an emergency!

I guess you'll have to fucking piss your pants then, won't you?

At 8/23/10 12:42 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: I already fucking told you no. Did I fucking stutter?
Teacher, why are you so mean?

It's part of the job you little fuck, now shut the fuck up.

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:44:59


Who the fuck asks anyway? You usually just get up and go for it.

at least that's what I do.

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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:45:18


At 8/23/10 12:44 PM, VinnyXY wrote: How dare you come into my class without a sharpened pencil! You have detention!

Hey Vinny, why don't you shut the fuck up and let me teach my own fucking class?

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:46:45


At 8/23/10 12:45 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:44 PM, VinnyXY wrote: How dare you come into my class without a sharpened pencil! You have detention!
Hey Vinny, why don't you shut the fuck up and let me teach my own fucking class?

Teach, you can't curse. I'm going to have to report you to the school board.


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing

Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.

-- ee cummings

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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:46:54


At 8/23/10 12:43 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:41 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:39 PM, GypsyMagic wrote:
DX but I can't hold it! It's an emergency!
I guess you'll have to fucking piss your pants then, won't you?

T-t-teacher-? c-c-can I go change my panties?


There's no "I" in "Team" but there is an "I" in "Win"

This link contains porn

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:47:15


At 8/23/10 12:45 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:44 PM, VinnyXY wrote: How dare you come into my class without a sharpened pencil! You have detention!
Hey Vinny, why don't you shut the fuck up and let me teach my own fucking class?

Vinny stop being the teacher's pet. Let Mr. Valjylmyr and shut up before I kcik your ass after class.

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:47:50


I don't know, CAN you?


thanks for the sig Phobotech

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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:48:32


Alright you little fucks, your teacher had to step out so I'll be substituting for him.

At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Teach, you can't curse. I'm going to have to report you to the school board.

Son, do I look like I give a fuck?

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:50:38


At 8/23/10 12:48 PM, Pyramaze wrote: Alright you little fucks, your teacher had to step out so I'll be substituting for him.

At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Teach, you can't curse. I'm going to have to report you to the school board.
Son, do I look like I give a fuck?

Post limit alt account?

Fine, when you're disbarred from teaching, don't come crying to me you little faggot.


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing

Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.

-- ee cummings

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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:52:28


At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, GypsyMagic wrote: T-t-teacher-? c-c-can I go change my panties?

Hell fucking no, do you want another fucking detention?

At 8/23/10 12:48 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I thought teachers weren't allowed to curse.

Stop fucking sucking the principal's fucking dick.

At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Fine, when you're disbarred from teaching, don't come crying to me you little faggot.

Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up before I fucking slap you?

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:53:52



At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Fine, when you're disbarred from teaching, don't come crying to me you little faggot.
Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up before I fucking slap you?

You want to fight, teach?

I'll take you down, bro.


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing

Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.

-- ee cummings

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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:55:20


At 8/23/10 12:53 PM, Dubbi wrote: I'll take you down, bro.

Are you fucking challenging a teacher? I can have you fucking expelled.

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:55:54


At 8/23/10 12:52 PM, Pyramaze wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Fine, when you're disbarred from teaching, don't come crying to me you little faggot.
Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up before I fucking slap you?

Nobody can slap Dubbi, he has magical powers. That is why on the eve of December 25th all the boys and girls of the world leave him cookies so he will be fueled to take down Satan. In celebration of his conquest, he leaves gifts under Pine trees.

So If he can do this all in one night, I would backoff

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:56:48


At 8/23/10 12:54 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Mr. Valjylmyr is sick today and won't be teaching. I will be substituting for him. Good morning, class. Today I will be your sub.

Mr. Valjylmyr fucking told me about you, the fucking cocksuck. I've already fucking said I'm the fucking substitute, so shut the fuck up and do your fucking work.

Alright fucks, I gotta leave. You'll have another substitute coming shortly.

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:58:03


At 8/23/10 12:54 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Mr. Valjylmyr is sick today and won't be teaching. I will be substituting for him. Good morning, class. Today I will be your sub.

Here's a question: Can "I" sharpen my pencil?


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Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:58:34


At 8/23/10 12:55 PM, Pyramaze wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:53 PM, Dubbi wrote: I'll take you down, bro.
Are you fucking challenging a teacher? I can have you fucking expelled.

But you can challenge a student?

Teach, or you high?

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 12:59:05


At 8/23/10 12:58 PM, Chadinator wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:54 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Mr. Valjylmyr is sick today and won't be teaching. I will be substituting for him. Good morning, class. Today I will be your sub.
Here's a question: Can "I" sharpen my pencil?

Fucking no, stop fucking asking. Vinny isn't your fucking teacher, I am. I have fucking proof if you guys want it.

Response to *raises Hand* Teacher?? 2010-08-23 13:01:35


At 8/23/10 01:00 PM, VinnyXY wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:58 PM, Chadinator wrote:
At 8/23/10 12:54 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Mr. Valjylmyr is sick today and won't be teaching. I will be substituting for him. Good morning, class. Today I will be your sub.
Here's a question: Can "I" sharpen my pencil?
Of course you can. I know your current teacher Mr. Valjylmyr was a dick and all and wouldn't let you sharpen your pencil so I feel bad for you when he gets back.

Does the desk fucking say Mr. Vinny? Fucking no, it says Mr. Breeg so shut the fuck up before I give every fucking kid in this class work.