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I was punched in the face.

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 14:11:04


Evade -> punch.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 14:11:07


Okay, kids. Which one of you bumbed this 2010 thread?

I can see posts from when I was 14 years old a few pages back and it's annoying me...


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 14:12:21


At 11/23/11 02:11 PM, Ergox wrote: Okay, kids. Which one of you bumbed this 2010 thread?

I can see posts from when I was 14 years old a few pages back and it's annoying me...

I'm gonna start reading that now.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 14:48:47


I find it funny how this thread always gets bumped after I begin posting again after a hiatus.

I guess people are drawn to stories of exploding "testicals".

Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 15:01:40


lol pwned. I never knew a nerd on ng was able to make nuts bleed!

Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 15:13:21


At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg.

Holy shit. Not only did I enjoy this story, I also cringed when I saw this. This is one of the best things I've seen all day.

Milestone, 1000'th post.

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 16:53:43


kool story bro



:trololol


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-28 22:01:32


So you stood up for yourself? Not bad.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-28 22:05:57


Oh my, I remember rolling at this the first time I saw it.

which one of you clicked my sig and bumped this shit?

Exploding genitalia

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-28 23:35:17


At 11/23/11 09:53 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: Did your attacker look anything like....THIS!

I'm a real Mozart.

Mozart made music.


This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-29 00:06:02


I stopped believing at the "bleeding nuts" part.

But, still, just punch him back in the nose, or punch him on the back of his neck.


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2012-01-29 00:29:01


Who the FUCK fights fair in a real fight? Almost nobody! You fucking fight to win! Sure, he might not be able to have children, but so what? HE started it.

As an afterthought, (ahem) Bro's befo' ho's.

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2012-01-29 01:35:45


@Stoptalking - You know.. I'd never need a body guard, even if I was cripple boy... But I want you as a body guard for everywhere I go. Even if it's unnecessary and random I want you just to say to everybody "I made a guy's nuts explode into a bloody mess once" and then I can just Obama face after the story every time.

But more on topic now... This guy must have had tiny nuts

Response to I was punched in the face. 2012-01-29 11:51:28


Good job for sticking up for yourself. There are no pussy moves in fighting. It's FIGHTING which means you use any means to damage the other person. He punched you while you were unware, he had it coming.


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2012-01-29 12:12:30


:I had no idea why maybe because he thought i was flirting with her or something but i didn't want this ass to get away with punching me in the fucking face!

:I raised my right leg high and kicked him right in the nuts. I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg (it was a pretty gruesome sight).

You, sir, are my hero.


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