At 8/30/10 12:18 AM, quagmire690 wrote:
why is the answer 42?
Well, you dumbfuck, the answer is 42 because 42 doesn't give 2-shits about any of the other numbers. He just jumps ahead and does whatever the hell he wants. All the other numbers are scared of him.
At 8/30/10 12:20 AM, quagmire690 wrote:
what compels a man and woman to have a child when they obviously cannot absolutely take care of it?
It's a known fact that a man usually loves to put his dick whever he can. Why? Because he doesn't think about the outcome. Everyone knows they should wrap their meat, if they have one. But poor ol' pussy pounder believed that his girl was on the pill. And poof! A baby is conceived. A month later, that sorry son of a bitch will get a phone call learning that he got her pregnant. Oh boy ... he ain't getting out of it. And the woman's just as much of fucking idiot as he is. But, hey, those two decided to have sex and they're living with the consequences. So, the answer is ... stupidity.
At 8/30/10 12:20 AM, Urban-Champion wrote:
Why are my pubes curly above my genitals but on my scrotum they are straight?
It's just the way things are, y'freak. Well, actually, I can't call you a freak, since it's the same way with me. Hair just grows there that way. May be a different story for other people. Not like I check out dudes dicks.
At 8/30/10 12:22 AM, Outlet wrote:
anyway, my question is the ultimate question: Esshole, What's the meaning of life? If you answer that the right way, I'll give you 90 fucking smackaroons (I mean dollars by that).
like you'll answer it right. no one knows the answer, but me.
Well, dipshit, that's a fairly easy question. The meaning of life varies from person to person. For some, it is the enjoy their own life. For others to work hard and become rich as balls. Some to worship a god to the day they die. The meaning of life is not identified in one whole group. That life chooses its own meaning. There you go, bitch.
At 8/30/10 12:23 AM, Ptero wrote:
Do you know the answer to this question?
Yes, because whatever I say is right.
At 8/30/10 12:27 AM, Neoncouch wrote:
What's the square root of cake?
The mixings.
At 8/30/10 12:27 AM, LIARD wrote:
why do i end every sentence with a smiley?
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Because that's your second signature and it's what you like.
No matter how gay it is.
At 8/30/10 12:27 AM, SomeGuyInSomePlace wrote:
At 8/30/10 12:17 AM, Esshole wrote:
Being an extreme asshole I know the ins and outs of everyday life.
Why am I the only one who sees what you did there?
Because you got a keen fucking eye.
At 8/30/10 12:28 AM, Skwurll wrote:
How can I learn to be as cool as you Esshole?
Maybe I'll right a fucking self-help guide and maybe, maybe just maybe you'll be as cool as me.
Not likely though.
