I wore a special coat

[Idiot-Finder]

I saw couple of protesters at "Lord and Taylor's"

I went to ask them what's going on and one of them said "They're selling fur!"

"So?"

"We shouldn't wear what belongs to animal, see that sign?"

He points to that sign with Olivia Munn naked.

"You guys are promoting hot porn?"

"NO! It means we should rather be in our own skin than wearing what belongs to animals!"

Then it opened my eyes...

"You opened my eyes, I get it now, thanks for enlightening me!" I said

Then he said "And they say that I'm wasting my time for nothing!"

So I ran home and grab my sword, knowing we humans shouldn't be wearing furs...we should wear our skins instead. With that, I tracked down a sleeper cell terrorist and yell "THIS IS FOR SOUTH PARK!" as I swung my sword on him.

Several hours later, I went to join the protest wearing a hand-made jacket made from human skin...needless to say...the protesters looked at me as if I'm wearing a fur. Right now I'm hearing sirens outside, I guess a bank robber just ran into my neighborhood and the cops are after him...

Wait a minute, why are they knocking my door? I'll go and check...

[Mans0n]

You sir are now in some deep shit.

Killing the sleeper cell is always the last resort!

[Manatee]

No!

Animals belong to US.

[Prinzy2]

Pamela Anderson will still sleep with you.

[ExplosionSauce58]

Epic win. Fuckin PETA!!!

[Idiot-Finder]

At 4/27/10 10:01 PM, EJR wrote: They're probably knocking to ask about where that damn robber went.

Actually they asked me about a homicidal maniac on the loose. After few questions they left.

[sixflab]

At 4/27/10 11:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 4/27/10 10:01 PM, EJR wrote: They're probably knocking to ask about where that damn robber went.

Actually they asked me about a homicidal maniac on the loose. After few questions they left.

Those silly rascals. Never properly investigating anything until you've finished the dirty deeds.

[Baranar]

... There are no words that cannot describe how entertaining that was.

Also; Therefore, unreality is realistic. :3

[Platypus]

At 4/27/10 10:01 PM, EJR wrote: They're probably knocking to ask about where that damn robber went.

stupid robber, wasting cops time

[BrainlessDan]

That sounds like a hell of a idea, where can i find one of these radical muslims?

[Idiot-Finder]

At 4/28/10 12:38 AM, sixflab wrote:

At 4/27/10 11:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 4/27/10 10:01 PM, EJR wrote: They're probably knocking to ask about where that damn robber went.

Actually they asked me about a homicidal maniac on the loose. After few questions they left.

Those silly rascals. Never properly investigating anything until you've finished the dirty deeds.

Next time to make a drum with human skin.

It'll be perfect for "Free Tibet" protest.

[smeagol1]

Your the next Ed Gein freind.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 4/28/10 11:49 AM, smeagol1 wrote: Your the next Ed Gein freind.

Who?

[ReverendMayhem]

At 4/27/10 10:03 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Pamela Anderson will still sleep with you.

He could be covered in Marilyn Manson's shite and she would still sleep with him.

I love Pamela Anderson

[NeverHundred]

At 4/27/10 10:02 PM, Manatee wrote: No!

Animals belong to US.

Wait do you mean "us" or "U.S."?

[Idiot-Finder]

At 4/28/10 04:56 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 4/27/10 10:02 PM, Manatee wrote: No!

Animals belong to US.

Wait do you mean "us" or "U.S."?

I believe he meant "us".

[ilikeblamingcrap]

what is this i dont even wtf is this shit.

Just don't do it again.

[RiverJordan]

At 4/27/10 10:00 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

Story
Wait a minute, why are they knocking my door? I'll go and check...

... I like you

[Idiot-Finder]

At 4/29/10 01:37 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:50 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 4/28/10 11:49 AM, smeagol1 wrote: Your the next Ed Gein freind.

Who?

Now would be a lulzy time for Gein to post.

I don't recall, is he the guy who installed Dish Network?

[acustic]

i had a bad experience with fur , now i ware the animal alive so people can't tell me anything

[assassin1337]

i guess they just like your coat! :D

[Idiot-Finder]

At 4/29/10 07:57 AM, assassin1337 wrote: i guess they just like your coat! :D

I guess so.

[Dromedary]

At 4/28/10 11:44 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:56 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 4/27/10 10:02 PM, Manatee wrote: No!

Animals belong to US.

Wait do you mean "us" or "U.S."?

I believe he meant "us".

Oh, "us."

[Makakaov]

I have bad news for you. Your stories aren't funny.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/6/10 03:47 PM, Makakaov wrote: I have bad news for you. Your stories aren't funny.

Why don't you like fun?

[Makakaov]

At 5/6/10 03:58 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 5/6/10 03:47 PM, Makakaov wrote: I have bad news for you. Your stories aren't funny.

Why don't you like fun?

Just because you think it's fun, it doesn't matter it realy is.
I decide what is fun, and what is not in my world, and i announce it's comedian weakness.

Similiar rule is with things i think are fun, but you not:

You may not find it funny, but it always will be.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/6/10 04:06 PM, Makakaov wrote:

You may not find it funny, but it always will be.

Thanks for contributing to the growth of this thread, I appreciated it.

[Makakaov]

At 5/6/10 04:09 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 5/6/10 04:06 PM, Makakaov wrote:

You may not find it funny, but it always will be.

Thanks for contributing to the growth of this thread, I appreciated it.

It's your backroute out of a situation. I don't care how big your topics are. Not at all.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/6/10 04:14 PM, Makakaov wrote:

It's your backroute out of a situation. I don't care how big your topics are. Not at all.

Not really, thing is that if you don't like it then why did you post?

[Makakaov]

At 5/6/10 04:21 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 5/6/10 04:14 PM, Makakaov wrote:

It's your backroute out of a situation. I don't care how big your topics are. Not at all.

Not really, thing is that if you don't like it then why did you post?

I didn't say i don't like them. I just don't find your stories funny. Dunno why, but wantted to inform you about that, to make you stop inventing them i guess. But this is turning into a falmewar, let's end it now.