At 12/10/09 01:28 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: Now that's an impressive invention!
Why thank you. They don't call me "Thomas Jefferson Jr." for nothing.
At 12/10/09 01:28 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: Now that's an impressive invention!
Why thank you. They don't call me "Thomas Jefferson Jr." for nothing.
At 12/1/09 07:29 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:At 12/1/09 06:54 PM, ClockWorkYellow wrote:i have a decent sized wiener so i sometimes fuck my belly button by simple bending over.At 12/1/09 06:51 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Bellybutton sex ftw.I came.
i dont even have to bend over.
Go put this on Uncyclopedia or some other place where they like unfunny shit
At 12/1/09 06:51 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Bellybutton sex ftw.
Not Navel. Nasal.
At 12/20/09 11:07 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Go put this on Uncyclopedia or some other place where they like unfunny shit
You win the "Nobody Gives a Fuck About What You Have to Say Award."
Congratulations!
Just give me the Pulitzer right now. The competition's over, close the entries, I'd like to thank everyone who lost
At 12/1/09 06:51 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Bellybutton sex ftw.
only the asians can accomplish it though.....
Zune Social ID : Daboyzofwexford/ AVA ID : Tehcamper
At 12/20/09 02:34 PM, LiliumDanceOfLies wrote: holy shit dude that was brilliant!
You're welcome. Have you tried it yet?
At 12/20/09 01:05 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote:At 12/20/09 11:07 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Go put this on Uncyclopedia or some other place where they like unfunny shitYou win the "Nobody Gives a Fuck About What You Have to Say Award."
Congratulations!
aw man why you say that i just wanted to be frends
At 12/20/09 10:03 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:At 12/20/09 01:05 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote:aw man why you say that i just wanted to be frendsAt 12/20/09 11:07 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Go put this on Uncyclopedia or some other place where they like unfunny shitYou win the "Nobody Gives a Fuck About What You Have to Say Award."
Congratulations!
Well then maybe you shouldn't have masturbated using my dead wife's hand.
But sir, I don't have the time to have regular sex, how am I going to be able to fit nasal sex within my tight schedule?
I'm still waiting for intestinal sex.
:I said, WHAT WHAT, IN THE GUT
Fuck you guys, leg sex ftw.
When you shove your dick under her leg... I'm too lazy to explain.
At 12/21/09 12:49 AM, Zyphonee wrote: But sir, I don't have the time to have regular sex, how am I going to be able to fit nasal sex within my tight schedule?
Wake up earlier.
At 12/21/09 11:00 AM, aSquared94 wrote: I guess you don't have to worry about STD's.
One of the best features!
Well finally I won't be a liar when I say, "I'm gonna fuck your brains out!"
Yeah someone proably already has tell that joke
At 12/21/09 02:18 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Why this sounds so fun
It most certainly is!
You can fuck your freinds, you can fuck your nose, but you cant fuck your freinds nose.
LOLZORZ!
Stay Awesome!
And the question remains.
Where... Can I find... PICS OF THIS?!
At 1/21/10 07:16 PM, steph2568 wrote: I'll stick to anal.
Have fun with the feces.
'Sup? ..........nasal sex
or F#*& knows?
or who the F#$% knows?
ever since Columbo died, I've been workin' over time
I should have apologized in advance.
I've not been well.
Off with tumblrculosis and suffering from post hypnotic rumours
At 12/1/09 06:51 PM, HighWay wrote: Bellybutton sex ftw.
Bellybuttons are the best ♥