Introducing tear duct sex just shove your penis between the eyeball and the tear duct and start.
"Crazy" Rob zombie.
"It stings!" Lindsy Lohan
"Fun" The Rapist in the ally behind your apartment building.
Call 1-800-666-6666 for your instruction booklet.
Stay Awesome!
At 12/2/09 08:39 PM, TheQuaker wrote: Introducing tear duct sex just shove your penis between the eyeball and the tear duct and start.
"Crazy" Rob zombie.
"It stings!" Lindsy Lohan
"Fun" The Rapist in the ally behind your apartment building.
Call 1-800-666-6666 for your instruction booklet.
Damn Quaker, you're a naughty slut.
I laugh at your sigs!
At 12/6/09 09:48 PM, ZagmenO wrote: Talk about the worst time to sneeze!
It only means she/he likes it
The guy below me is gay
At 12/6/09 10:27 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Fuck you for not providing a video for this thread.
QFT
Miracles happen.
At 12/6/09 10:27 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Fuck you for not providing a video for this thread.
Sorry, I'll try to next time.
At 12/1/09 06:55 PM, Yukin wrote:At 12/1/09 06:50 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote:If you order in the next...uh...7 minutes we'll also through in a guide book for the less recommended Optical Sex!What has the world cum to
in the nose my friend, in the nose.
You laughing at me? YOU LAUGHING AT THE BEST!
At 12/1/09 06:52 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: Ear sex as well.
Oh dear god.
MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
Hey, you forgot one of the most important critics to praise this.
"Hahaha, it tickles-- ow! Aww, now I can't do math."
~ Chris Griffin, son of a retard.
BLM | ANTIFA
Life's a performance, so give it your all like it's your last show.
At 12/7/09 04:57 PM, AdY886 wrote: what is next?
brain sex?
Great idea! I'll write that down.
At 12/7/09 05:02 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote:At 12/7/09 04:57 PM, AdY886 wrote: what is next?Great idea! I'll write that down.
brain sex?
I hope it will be fun for you and take care,to much brain sex = brain fuckness
At 12/8/09 08:06 AM, AdY886 wrote:At 12/7/09 05:02 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote:I hope it will be fun for you and take care,to much brain sex = brain fucknessAt 12/7/09 04:57 PM, AdY886 wrote: what is next?Great idea! I'll write that down.
brain sex?
Correction: Too much brain sex, too much fun!
Don't be STOOPID!
At 12/1/09 09:13 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Small penis and big nose required.
Use some logic.
This pleasure is exclusive to Jews.
At 12/1/09 07:15 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: Like I've said before, chin sex.
It only works on fat chicks though.
if the chick has a butt chin, is it still called anal sex?
At 12/1/09 06:51 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Bellybutton sex ftw.
lol wtf.
Fuck you.
Interestingly enough, I was just joking about being sexually violated in the nose by my doctor since he has a 9 inch machine thing up my nose.
HE COULD SEE EVERYTHING MAN! D:
