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Please pray like never before...

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Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:29:22


My two year old just fell into the pool.


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:31:07


And she couldn't been saved if you didn't post it on Newgrounds.
Tsk Tsk.


Why yes, that IS a large collection of 1998 "Smithy's Favourite Times" Licenced Cereal Pop Toys!

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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:32:15


So for us that aren't religious do you have any suggestions on how we can help get it out? i hope she's okay! remember were here for you buddy.


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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:32:38


I'll prey like I never have before

mmm 2yo

Why don't you just take a seat right there....

Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:32:49


Take your kid out of the pool instead of posting on Newgrounds.


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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:33:21


I was working on my chicken coop, when my son fell into the pool, now I am at the doctors waiting to see if he is ok.


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:33:53


If I've never prayed before, how would I know how to pray?


____________________________Bel-Air remixes! You must listen!____________________________

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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:38:05


At 12/19/09 02:33 AM, Rig wrote: If I've never prayed before, how would I know how to pray?

Shut up rig, hold me I'm scared.
WHAT DO WE DO?!


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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:39:54


I just learned my son is dead. The doctor came out and alerted me.

Remembering my Million Dollar Baby.

Please pray like never before...


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:40:11


At 12/19/09 02:33 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: I was working on my chicken coop, when my son fell into the pool, now I am at the doctors waiting to see if he is ok.

He wouldn't happen to be your..."Million Dollar Baby" now would he?

Oh and, where the hell did you find room for a pool on a farm?

Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:40:36


At 12/19/09 02:29 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: My two year old just fell into the pool.

Oh shit its been about 10 minutes or more. I would have to guess that she wouldnt be dead it you just man up a little and fucking get her out of the pool

Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:43:22


At 12/19/09 02:33 AM, Rig wrote: If I've never prayed before, how would I know how to pray?

When you get funny feelings in funny places.

Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:43:32


At 12/19/09 02:41 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the solution!

No no no! That hardly works in baywatch!


Funny/Myspace Sig credit to Tateos.

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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:45:48


At 12/19/09 02:44 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 12/19/09 02:29 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: My two year old just fell into the pool.
I can read the news, and make a thread where no one gets it

[ I win ]

Your just one of those SICK people that think me posting this on Newgrounds was wrong huh!!! HUH YOU FUCKING FREAK!


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:50:05


At 12/19/09 02:45 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote:
At 12/19/09 02:44 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 12/19/09 02:29 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: My two year old just fell into the pool.
I can read the news, and make a thread where no one gets it

[ I win ]
Your just one of those SICK people that think me posting this on Newgrounds was wrong huh!!! HUH YOU FUCKING FREAK!

Well...seeing as you live on a farm, you probably had to drive to the nearest library to use a computer. Then you probably logged in to find some Private messages. After reading them you probably the noticed that your favorite author had submitted a new movie. 3 minutes later or so you probably finally posted your thread, wasting several hours of time while your infant was drowning.

All in all, I think that you did all that you could.

Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 02:54:14


At 12/19/09 02:41 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the solution!

Thank god for you beautiful soul!

Please pray like never before...


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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 03:01:33


At 12/19/09 02:33 AM, Rig wrote: If I've never prayed before, how would I know how to pray?

You still owe Satan for your musical talent, so don't be prayin' to God now.


gorp

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Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 04:39:03


Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 04:40:36


Also, props to the OP for easily fooling NG'ers.

Response to Please pray like never before... 2009-12-19 04:43:15



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