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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 15:09:40


At 6/22/04 03:06 PM, power_of_morgana wrote: i have a question why not use a pen?... it's much more durable...

i have no idea...... ILL USE A PEN THEN!!!!


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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 15:15:45


At 6/22/04 03:09 PM, -Kye- wrote:
At 6/22/04 03:06 PM, power_of_morgana wrote: i have a question why not use a pen?... it's much more durable...
i have no idea...... ILL USE A PEN THEN!!!!

Spring-loaded pens can't stab (trust me, I've tried many times) and there's a chance that you'll get ink on yourself. If you want to attack someone with office supplies, then I would recommend a letter opener (it's basically a knife used to cut open envelopes).


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& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 15:18:04


At 6/22/04 03:15 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
At 6/22/04 03:09 PM, -Kye- wrote:
At 6/22/04 03:06 PM, power_of_morgana wrote: i have a question why not use a pen?... it's much more durable...
i have no idea...... ILL USE A PEN THEN!!!!
Spring-loaded pens can't stab (trust me, I've tried many times) and there's a chance that you'll get ink on yourself. If you want to attack someone with office supplies, then I would recommend a letter opener (it's basically a knife used to cut open envelopes).

ILL USE A LETTER OPENER THEN!!!! ( 2 more minutes and someone will tell me to use someting else, watch)


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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 15:44:38


no use a stapler to bash them over their head (done it with friends) it f**kin herets! or a letter opener is good too... but a stapler is better!

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 15:50:45


HOW ABOUT MY BIG SCREEN TV!!!! *struggles to lift it up* Damnit it wont budge


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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 15:52:30


I think you guys are missing the symbolism of the pencil. Its an artist's tool. The letter opener... Not so much. It's also cool because the lead can break off into the body of the person you're stabbing. ^__^

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 15:54:25


true but if you use a pen then ink gets into the body and the lead that they use in pencils today arnt piosones unless there is a lot in the body... unless you buy your pencils in mexico

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 16:00:06


ILL GO TO MEXICO AND BUY A PENCIL THEN!!!!


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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 16:10:57


The pencil, although SDG was right on the mark about it's symbolism, is also a much more deadly a weapon in my hands, as I have a tendency to sharpen them to a needle fine point. Believe me, it hurts to get stabbed with a pencil then.
Also, I have nothing against Strauss, he just chose an innoportune moment to inquire as to the progress of the flash. If I really had something against him, I would have emasculated him with a staple remover.

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 17:20:36


At 6/22/04 03:01 PM, -Kye- wrote: man do you have something against Strauss.... CUZ IF YOU DO ILL HELP YOU STAB STRAUSS WITH A PENCIL TOO!!!!!

first of all she's just kidding....because if she wasn't, i wouldn't be very happy with her, and i don't like being unhappy with her. second of all, i don't know who let you in, but if it was me, it was under the supposition that you would not keep spamming and using all caps in the bbs (we have a private forum for that.) Finally, if you have something against me, tough shit, and if you EVER try and stab me with something, i'll knock your teeth out your gums and make you swallow them like chiclets.

MUAHAHAHA!!!

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 18:34:41


i said if she had something against you, id help her stab you. but she doesent, so i wont stab you


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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 18:35:31


At 6/22/04 04:10 PM, blinkybabe101 wrote: The pencil, although SDG was right on the mark about it's symbolism, is also a much more deadly a weapon in my hands, as I have a tendency to sharpen them to a needle fine point. Believe me, it hurts to get stabbed with a pencil then.

I still have a mark on the base of my left index finger where I accidentally stabbed myself with a very sharp pencil and broke off the tip. To add insult to injury, I had to sharpen it again right after stabbing myself in order to finish a homework assignment.


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& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 18:57:18


Just use something big their is nothing like getting hit by something big.

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 19:48:31


At 6/22/04 08:59 AM, Strauss69 wrote: by the way, blinky. how IS the flash coming along?

run strauss! she's gonna rip your balls out through your throat and hang them with them!!! ::cries:: she is so brutal!


Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 19:55:37


i have talked to the godfather and i am accepted

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 20:06:57


At 6/22/04 07:55 PM, skullmaster wrote: i have talked to the godfather and i am accepted

Ahhh the new members are swarming and i can't keep up with the Members list...altho i never even tryed...but still i can't keep up! lol


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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 20:09:45


At 6/22/04 08:06 PM, Rocketman21 wrote: Ahhh the new members are swarming and i can't keep up with the Members list...altho i never even tryed...but still i can't keep up! lol

i hear what youre saying. but if all the new members signed up in the private forums, then it would be really easy to keep a record of all the members. you all should put a link to the site in your sigs.

http://p221.ezboard.com/bthenewgroundsmafia

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 20:12:59


At 6/22/04 08:09 PM, Strauss69 wrote: you all should put a link to the site in your sigs.

Ahhh that i shall do


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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-22 20:47:43


At 6/22/04 07:55 PM, skullmaster wrote: i have talked to the godfather and i am accepted

yes, you have been accepted, welcome to our little familia. I can see i just might have a strong follower in you according to your sig.


Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 00:38:11


*bump* whoa, nobody is talking, O_O weird, well since i dare not ask how the flash is going i will ask, how are YOU doing?


XBL Gamertag: Dr Lipschitz /// Steam ID: Zippomatt /// League: Zippomatt

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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 02:04:18


Hey, ScaryDeadGirl, nice sig, I like it, lol.

Blah, boredom! ....I added my fav song to my website....go check it out if ya want.

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 02:48:33


At 6/23/04 02:04 AM, -StimulatedHigh- wrote: Hey, ScaryDeadGirl, nice sig, I like it, lol.

Blah, boredom! ....I added my fav song to my website....go check it out if ya want.

Siggy! Lol, I just made it...cause...I dunno, who cares!

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 03:32:17


o.o; So... um...being a girl.. if I had asked about the flash would I have gotten off easier? (Cause I WAS a bit curious about asking xD)

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 11:17:05


Good morning everyone, summer is great i must say lol. Sleeping in is great, and now i need food cuz im fuckin hungry. I hope people are taking care of the new member sitiuation...cuz like i said before, im totaly lost....half the people now i don't even know, and they seem to be welcoming theirselves in, so ill just be around...not doing much...on this sweet summer day :D Have a good one, ill be on later tonght. Later


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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 13:26:30


lol simulated that sig is halarious and its so true, probly 3/4 of the population of newgrounds is like that.

well good morning yall wats up

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 15:21:03


I am inviting all NG Mafia members to join the NG-Assassins in celebration of Basstard's accention as leader by democratic vote. Join in the par-teh!


Roleplaying is to the mind what masturbation is to the body - Shalashaska-1, 2008

Feel free to MSN me: warsmithdave@msn.com

Beware the NGSkeletonGimp! M:tG Klub.

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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 16:33:24


At 6/23/04 01:26 PM, Red_Violator wrote: lol simulated that sig is halarious and its so true, probly 3/4 of the population of newgrounds is like that.

well good morning yall wats up

My mallet... ::Clobbers Red_Violator >(:: So ya know, Sonic used to be in the AAH too, so he's just like the rest of us :P.

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 16:40:02


At 6/23/04 04:33 PM, Aasha wrote: My mallet... ::Clobbers Red_Violator >(:: So ya know, Sonic used to be in the AAH too, so he's just like the rest of us :P.

one of us.... one of us! haha that is a funny sig though you should show those light crew anti- freedom of speech people.


Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 16:50:17


At 6/23/04 04:40 PM, _Ghost_ wrote:
At 6/23/04 04:33 PM, Aasha wrote: My mallet... ::Clobbers Red_Violator >(:: So ya know, Sonic used to be in the AAH too, so he's just like the rest of us :P.
one of us.... one of us!

Well... I didn't wanna single you out ^_^;;;

Response to NG Mafia 2004-06-23 17:22:13


At 6/23/04 01:26 PM, Red_Violator wrote: lol simulated that sig is halarious and its so true, probly 3/4 of the population of newgrounds is like that.

well good morning yall wats up

Thank ya! ^_^

Lol, good afternoon, or morning to me. ^_^