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NG Mafia

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 16:53:00


At 5/31/06 03:47 PM. LKnight wrote:

sorry for the double post.
Ocelot got banned for bumping a thread.

Brilliant… and why the hell didn’t he tell me?

At 5/31/06 04:02 PM. Gamehippy wrote:

That is a really good plan.
I’m taking it *yoink*

Alright, you do that, and the next person who sees you will ask you one question: “dude, what happened to your teeth? They’re gone” read me?

At 5/31/06 04:21 PM, Fragment wrote: ROFL, I just tried to get in The Alliance and I just found out that I'm banned. Since when?

Why even bother go there?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 17:41:12


Alright, you do that, and the next person who sees you will ask you one question: “dude, what happened to your teeth? They’re gone” read me?

No, I'd just simply reply "I had no use for them and was worth the punch in the snotbox."

^o)


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 18:00:10


At 5/31/06 02:08 AM, LKnight wrote: --A Juicy Ending-
“Just having a little fun.” He kissed her and trailed kisses down her front as he tore her tie off and unbuttoned her shirt. She felt almost paralyzed under him, but tried to resist even if she felt tired out. Soon she felt the shivers run down her spine, and gave in to him. After a few moments, Ocelot had finished with her clothes and was now working on his own and turned the lights out.

WHY DO ALL YOUR STORIES END LIKE THAT!? Does there HAVE to be random secksings in ALL your chapters?


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 18:00:52


At 5/31/06 05:41 PM, Gamehippy wrote: No, I'd just simply reply "I had no use for them and was worth the punch in the snotbox."
^o)

Wise guy eh? Then how about I put you out of commission for good? eh... who am I kidding, who would pay a dime for an account...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 18:11:36


At 5/31/06 06:00 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: WHY DO ALL YOUR STORIES END LIKE THAT!? Does there HAVE to be random secksings in ALL your chapters?

Newgrounds was built on random secksings!!! You know that whole 18+ collection? yeah...


Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 18:17:57


At 5/31/06 06:00 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: WHY DO ALL YOUR STORIES END LIKE THAT!? Does there HAVE to be random secksings in ALL your chapters?

Are you saying that there's something wrong with that? If so, feel free to fight me.
No but let her make the stories the way she wants em'. There's nothing wrong with a little boom boom here n' there.

Thanks for all the reviews on my last story guys, it was the longest chapter l'v ever written so far. I love this series and l hope every one else does too. l'm trying to get every member in there, weather your part is big or small you will all have a part.


NG Mafia

I've evolved.

digi-digi

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 18:38:51


At 5/31/06 06:17 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:
At 5/31/06 06:00 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: WHY DO ALL YOUR STORIES END LIKE THAT!? Does there HAVE to be random secksings in ALL your chapters?
Are you saying that there's something wrong with that? If so, feel free to fight me.
No but let her make the stories the way she wants em'. There's nothing wrong with a little boom boom here n' there.

Oh, I'm not opposed to them, I'm simply bringing the issue of the sheer number of them. And I'm not going to fight you, you can keep your dignity...for now.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 19:09:12


Alright people we have some shit to go over...

So we have bans that were issued because of posts in this thread. Do you realize what that means? That means that this thread is now noticed just that much more, to the point where a mod looks through every post, every comment, all type on the page. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. We are to keep under the radar, those of you who were banned, learn your lesson now, you truly did deserve it. I warned you and you decided to ignore it.

The blame in no way falls on one person's shoulders, this falls on all of ours even me and Strauss(not so much Strauss). I gave permission for the mod to be contacted, I did not fore see the bans of our members. If i would have known that would have happened i would have ignored the spammers.

The alliance is in no way a problem of ours, I declare that there will be no discussion of them here. They're just a big of a prolem as us.

To the members who are bitching at other members, i suggest you stop. I like keeping the peace, even if it means kicking out some "respected members".

I don't like to be the ass around here, i hope you don't see me as one now.


Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 19:22:03


At 5/31/06 07:09 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: I don't like to be the ass around here, i hope you don't see me as one now.

You're the Don man. The amount of respect we have for you can never be touched by anyone. You will never be seen as the ass, what ever you do is for the good of this organization and we will back you up 100%.

As a Capo (never thought l'd say that) me and Phantom will do every thing we can to remind some of the forgetfull members everytime they litter the place with spam. This place getting locked is the last thing l, and everyone, wants to see.


NG Mafia

I've evolved.

digi-digi

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 19:28:23


At 5/31/06 07:22 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: This place getting locked is the last thing l, and everyone, wants to see.

If we stay focused on our goal of hitting one thousand pages with honor, we will prevail with ease. Let's do this guys i know we can as a group, as a family.


Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 19:29:16


At 5/31/06 04:21 PM, Fragment wrote: ROFL, I just tried to get in The Alliance and I just found out that I'm banned. Since when?

You're not banned from The Alliance.

At 5/31/06 07:09 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: The alliance is in no way a problem of ours, I declare that there will be no discussion of them here. They're just a big of a prolem as us.

What about us now?


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 19:34:20


At 5/31/06 07:28 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: If we stay focused on our goal of hitting one thousand pages with honor, we will prevail with ease. Let's do this guys i know we can as a group, as a family.

Amen.

We came this far, there is no reason we should ruin it by inviting the mods to lock this place. We're so close to those four digits that l can taste it.


NG Mafia

I've evolved.

digi-digi

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 19:35:28


At 5/31/06 07:29 PM, QuikFox wrote: What about us now?

Is there a problem of putting us on the same level as you guys? looked down upon by most members, we are not that different friend. You know i respect you Fox and most everybody in the alliance, there are no problems between our clubs, at all.


Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 19:42:36


At 5/31/06 07:35 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: You know i respect you Fox and most everybody in the alliance, there are no problems between our clubs, at all.

No, there isn't. Some of your capos are some higher, more important members of The Alliance. But see, we don't care what NG things about us, it kind of seems like you guys do a little but, not much of a difference, but it't still there. You're welcome to come back or join Ghost.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 19:45:26


At 5/29/06 07:09 PM, CharIotte wrote:
At 5/29/06 07:02 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: I couldn't be better actually, thank you
I'm not sure why but the way you post pisses me off a lot. Don't take it personally.

I totally understand. But you know something about how you look just pisses me off but please don't take it personally I really like that whole " I think I'm a mean bitch and I'll say whatever's on my mind oh yeah" and your sarcasm runs dry on me but hey again don't take it personally LOL. I like and I hate you. Everything you represent I hate whether that be my stepmother or my great aunt but i like you because you're cute and sassy and have a terrific personality yes you really do but once again don't take anything here offensive or begrudging because hey whay are friends for right? Love you.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 19:56:37


At 5/31/06 07:42 PM, QuikFox wrote: But see, we don't care what NG things about us, it kind of seems like you guys do a little.

we have to, we're still on NG. I made this club for NG members and so it still stands, as long as we stand here we must pay attention and care to the ongoings of NG.

You're welcome to come back or join Ghost.

We'll see, if time permits you may gain a member.


Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 21:11:06


At 5/31/06 07:42 PM, QuikFox wrote:
At 5/31/06 07:35 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: You know i respect you Fox and most everybody in the alliance, there are no problems between our clubs, at all.
No, there isn't. Some of your capos are some higher, more important members of The Alliance.

Really, like who?


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 21:55:43


At 5/31/06 07:09 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: I don't like to be the ass around here, i hope you don't see me as one now.

Good. I'm the ass around here, Don't you forget it. I'm not gonna go much farther than that, as I have nothing to do with the alliance (I've also never been banned)


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 22:43:15


At 5/31/06 06:00 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: WHY DO ALL YOUR STORIES END LIKE THAT!? Does there HAVE to be random secksings in ALL your chapters?

Maybe when the forum is open I'll do an X-rated chapter XP besides posting that kind of stuff here would get my ass in trouble and the mafia doesnt need THAT kind of attention.

Response to NG Mafia 2006-05-31 22:46:25


At 5/31/06 12:50 PM, _Ghost_ wrote:
At 5/31/06 01:34 AM, Regus_MK_IV wrote: Minion, are you a member?
yes he is, he joined a while back ago, just been inactive here for a little bit. But no worries, he is here now and that's all that matters in the end.

Im not a "member" here and i never have been :)


Monster Count: 2999 - Countdown to 3000

DO ANY OF YOU BOYS LIVE IN VIRGINIA?!

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 00:20:18


hey watsup everyone? new members, welcome. im the vehicle specialist (unless trivia auctioned it off after i announced my sebatical) so if you want a sweet ass ride, email me. i do anything from unicycles (of doom!) to spaceships (of even MORE doom!!)

I notice you guys are almost on page 960. damn. you'll be at a thousand b4 summers out. and i wont be here for it! /sad. (if anyone see's me online on that day of awesomness, IM me).

Phantom! how ya doin at flash? ive pretty much forgotten how to do everything i learned...no, actually i remember pretty well (but i cant remember that one chicks name...). dont suppose youve got running yet? damn you.

Story wise, im almost done with the long awaited (at least for me) end of "Betrayals". for all the new people, ill post all the previous chapters before hand.

One more thing before i go. Straus, do you still want that Mafia Timeline? once the school year starts up again, ill definately have time for it. right now im to busy vacationing at beaches, ski resorts and awesome Parkour places. (Atlanta PK Jam baby, oh ya!). plus, we dont do shit the first few weeks of school.

Oh ya, whatever became of our site/forum/storage-place/whatever? there were a few ideas floating around in the air about that. which ones fell and broke their necks, and which got pwned by Dick Cheney (that team killing fucktard)

Ill check back in a few days hopefully.
cya guys round.

Jorge Vladimir Deadly

MrDeadly


Oh Snype, you're such a fag.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 00:27:18


At 5/31/06 07:09 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: Alright people we have some shit to go over...

whoa whoa whoa....wait up. what the fuck? sorry for the double post, but i need some filling in. ive apparently missed quite a bit around here. We definitely dont wanna be noticed, especially since some of our past moderator experiences havent been too wonderful. (cept for MM). if they start researching our past and crap like that. we're screwed. i wouuld hate for this place to go down the drain. you guys are like a second...well, third...like another family to me.

I don't like to be the ass around here, i hope you don't see me as one now.

your ghost! anyone who thinks your an ass should die in a fire. or at least be used as a test subject for trivia, and the science department. (tires...with spikes. hell ya.)


Oh Snype, you're such a fag.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 00:35:20


heh, sorry. 3 posts. i was hoping for just one.

ive now designed a new type of tire tread. well, im still working on it. it uses nanotechnology to change the surface grip of the tire, when needed. this process, which consists of stimulating atoms to rise to the surface of a particle, changing the surface of the tire, can also be used for color changes. for example: say ive designed you a motorcycle, and your driving it around blah blah. something happens and you end up in the direct path of a car (note, its like midnight). the cars headlights stimulate the suit you are wearing (hopefully the one designed with this new technology) and certain areas will turn a neon green, or any color to be specified.

all vehicles need to be brought to my garage for a tune up, and installation of these new tires. free of charge, i just expect other free things in the future.


Oh Snype, you're such a fag.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 00:43:35


At 6/1/06 12:35 AM, MrDeadly wrote: ive now designed a new type of tire tread. well, im still working on it. it uses nanotechnology to change the surface grip of the tire, when needed. this process, which consists of stimulating atoms to rise to the surface of a particle, changing the surface of the tire, can also be used for color changes.

Sweet, I call my car first. *grabs keys and points at everyone* STAY AWAY! MINE!


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 00:43:53


At 5/31/06 10:46 PM, Minion777 wrote: Im not a "member" here and i never have been :)

After awhile, i just lose count of all the old members and non-members...*sigh*. It's like it's been so many years since i started this, only just a couple though.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 01:06:32


At 6/1/06 12:43 AM, _Ghost_ wrote: After awhile, i just lose count of all the old members and non-members...*sigh*. It's like it's been so many years since i started this, only just a couple though.

This place is a lot of work to keep together. Trying to keep track of members is usually the least of anyone's worries. With all the people that come in and out of here it is almost impossible to keep track with any level of accuracy. When it gets down to the end of the day, who matters are the people here to keep things alive. The people that post here when ever they can, and actually care about what happens. Those that come in here for a quick spam post of two can in my opinion go to hell. The rest of you can have a beer on me.


|NGSM|NGM|EGB|NGPD|DA|Sig by - CagedSilhouette

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 01:08:55


Oh, yes, and to all of you who are on summer vacation...I despise you. At least untill I can get out of that damn place they call "School". I also just realized something. Grade 11 is going to SUCK! OH NOES!


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 01:14:36


At 6/1/06 01:08 AM, PenitentTangent wrote: Oh, yes, and to all of you who are on summer vacation...I despise you. At least untill I can get out of that damn place they call "School". I also just realized something. Grade 11 is going to SUCK! OH NOES!

Yeah but I'll be in grade 12 XP Only one more year for me!

Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 02:07:38


At 6/1/06 01:14 AM, LKnight wrote:
At 6/1/06 01:08 AM, PenitentTangent wrote: Grade 11 is going to SUCK! OH NOES!
Yeah but I'll be in grade 12 XP Only one more year for me!

I'll be in 8th. I have a long way to go. Anyways, I got a new sig. Also, I'm glad to see everything has smoothed itself out and the spamming stopped. No worries about mods, this thread has a pretty good history and most of it wouldn't be considered spam.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-06-01 02:11:57


At 6/1/06 02:07 AM, Jim_God wrote:
I'll be in 8th. I have a long way to go. Anyways, I got a new sig. Also, I'm glad to see everything has smoothed itself out and the spamming stopped. No worries about mods, this thread has a pretty good history and most of it wouldn't be considered spam.

I'm glad things calmed down too I dont want to see a club I've just recently joined get locked =( Anyways, I'll work on a new chapter tomorrow.