He is now 16 so that means I can expect to see him working at a gas pump in the future for minimum wage.
Just a heads up newgrounds, we can expect him making plenty of threads about his girl problems and blogs about depression, we can also expect him to start listening to Mastodon and thinking hes hardcore.
But we have to pay attention to him, otherwise he will turn SirTomicidal and Rig will get even MORE attention.
Jesus Christ I just wish all those Noob '07ers just got up and left, like seriously.
And he is a fan of Animu to boot! Like, OH MY GOD HE LIKES NARUTO BY DEFAULT!
He requested I make him a birthday thread ON HIS BIRTHDAY with links to 2 girls 1 cup.
But you know what? I'm such a rebel that i'm making his birthday thread an hour BEFORE his birthday ranting about how he is such a pain and an annoying user to have on the forums.
Like, if we keep making threads about how we don't like it maybe it will somehow go away! ...
Well look on the bright side, at least he is a year closer towards death.
Oh yeah, I don't have any 2 girls 1 cup for you cause Malachy told me next time I break the rules i'll get an even longer ban, so instead have some cake I stole off Google images.
I would post this tomorrow but I won't be on until very late tomorrow, please forgive + forget and wish him a early cocksuck day! :3
Make war, not love.
