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Fapping in Public!

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Sawke
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Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:51:04

Oh dear god...i don't know whether to laugh or cry. I was sitting on the train when a big fat man got on...he leaned against the doors right across from me and i saw him holding something and...moving it...fast...i thought "no way...he's not...it's just his hand...he's fidgeting with his hand..." i looked again then quickly looked away. Not his hand.

I looked at two other guys sitting in the seat where the show can be seen...seeing as how the man had partially covered himself. I made eye contact with one guy...he looked nervous and i bit my lip and smiled he didn't smile he just looked freaked.

So i looked away i was getting angrier and embarrassed by this fat sick fuck. I looked at the masturbatees face and he was kinda roaming. Then the thought occured "oh shit...what if he's looking at me??!?!" so on the next stop i ran off the train and went in to the next cart! sorry but i wasn't sticking around to see the grande finale end up on the floor.

Anyway...it's kinda funny now that i think about it...it's hilarious...who was he trying to fool!

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RedCoin
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:52:34

Haha, wow. I'd pose for him.

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Chumbawamba
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:52:53

At 12/10/08 02:52 PM, RedCoin wrote: Haha, wow. I'd pose for him.

Psh, skank.

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Killer-Lemon-Ink
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:53:21

i fap in your milk

SSBB code: 0001 - 4760 - 4592 PM me with yours!

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pHuXxXB0xX
Member since: May. 23, 2005
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:54:55

and you didnt even squeeze your titties for him =[

(\__/)

(o .o)

(")_(") start a trend - list what song you're listening to when you post. Ha Ha Ha! Attention whoring.

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SeizureDog
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:55:15

I think you're beautiful when you come.

Fapping in Public!

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W31RD0
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:56:42

You should have bellowed at loud as you could My Ding A Ling. See if you get a reaction from him.

Or you could ask, "Hey you seem pretty good at that. Mind giving me a hand?"

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TacoFreak
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:56:49

I would've waited till he came all over the floor.

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MoriChax
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:58:11

I guess if you gotta get it done, you gotta get it done. He didn't want to wait till he got home.

Follow my Artstigram

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RedCoin
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:00:07

At 12/10/08 02:57 PM, Kagoe wrote: I would have helped.

Helped by killing his boner, eliminating his need to fap.

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TacoFreak
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:01:48

At 12/10/08 03:00 PM, RedCoin wrote:
At 12/10/08 02:57 PM, Kagoe wrote: I would have helped.
Helped by killing his boner, eliminating his need to fap.

You win, good sir.

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Ryan
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:02:15

I was really hoping this topic was going to be about you and your adventures in public, but this doesn't dissipoint either.

Should of given him your sleeve or something to finish up with. You where his train fantasy afterall.
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Dromedary
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:03:47

At 12/10/08 03:00 PM, RedCoin wrote:
At 12/10/08 02:57 PM, Kagoe wrote: I would have helped.
Helped by killing his boner, eliminating his need to fap.

Wtf are you on about, Red?

MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"

Sig by this dude

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Purpin
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:05:21

Wow, that sounds like something that would happen on a sketch comedy show. Never real life though. I probably would've been like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GUY?".

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GoryBlizzard
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:06:52

Fapping in the subway is not new to me. I can't really say how many times I've done it, but I don't think anyone ever noticed me. Last time I did it was 2 weeks ago on the L train as it was leaving Broadway Junction.

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His-Penis-is-on-Fire
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:07:30

I would have told him off.

That's really fucking disgusting.

I have more fetishes than I have fingers. :D

The explaination of my screen name is my post here. Now fuck off.

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Dark-critical
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:08:38

I'd act like one of those chinese tourists and ask him if he would go on a picture with me, and wait for his reaction.

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Prinzy2
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:09:41

At 12/10/08 03:03 PM, doody1 wrote:
At 12/10/08 03:00 PM, RedCoin wrote:
At 12/10/08 02:57 PM, Kagoe wrote: I would have helped.
Helped by killing his boner, eliminating his need to fap.
Wtf are you on about, Red?

Come on, we don't want the guy to kill himself, just to stop wanking in public.

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StealthSteve
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:09:44

At 12/10/08 02:51 PM, Sawke wrote: Anyway...it's kinda funny now that i think about it...it's hilarious...who was he trying to fool!

Sounds disgusting. I wonder what would've happened if you were like

"HEY. HEY GUY. STOP JERKING OFF ON THE TRAIN. K, THANKS."

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Lorkas
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:10:31

Lolol!

My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12

NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

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PlayTheGame
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:12:41

I would have stayed just to see the giant mess

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nevile333
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:14:08

what's fapping?

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DumbassDude
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:14:37

If you had started to masturbate, it wouldn't have been as weird. Think about that.

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Prinzy2
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:14:45

At 12/10/08 03:14 PM, nevile333 wrote: what's fapping?

Jerking your dick like a monkey in a mango tree.

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LulzCal
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:34:53

Lol, you should of waited for him to finish, then ask to shake his hand.

Of course, dont actually shake his hand.. lol it would be funny if he smeared it on his coat.

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eewawoowa
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:37:21

At 12/10/08 02:51 PM, Sawke wrote: "oh shit...what if he's looking at me??!?!"

He must be pretty desperate then

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Sawke
Member since: Feb. 21, 2005
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:45:06

IM 17! i just turned 17 i shouldve stuck his ass in jail for fapping in front of a minor!

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Raulkill
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:52:51

Oh dear god.

Signatures are for sissy men

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lazyyMitch
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:56:31

he was warming up his dick from the cold.

DURR HURR

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Rayfram3
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 16:26:47

You should have smacked him in the head with a beer bottle or somthin'.

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