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That's not my finger...

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That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 13:53:44


So, 2 days ago I was playing basketball and some newbie dumbass jumped to get my ball. He almost broke my index finger. It got internal bleeding and it hurt alot. The next day I just put some ice on it to cool down. So my sister decided to take me to a orthopedist to see if there's anything wrong whit it. Thank God, he told me it's alright, but I wont play basketball for a week. He adviced me to put brandy and aspirin together on cotton and wrap it up my finger for 8 hours. (Yes, I wont lie, every family here or everywhere in Bulgaria makes home-made brandy, called rakia. And it's universal - it helps for EVERYTHING. Drinking, cleaning, healing, desinfecting, etc.)

So, the next day I removed the cotton and I gasped. The results are ugly. It's white, ugly, looks like a penis. It looks like it stayed in water for weeks. It's white because it's dry, wriggly and the blood can't go there. Now it hurts even more and I don't feel it too much.

Help? I may lose my finger. :(

More pictures soon.

That's not my finger...

Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 13:55:54


At 3/25/07 01:53 PM, Metalix wrote: looks like a penis.

I pitty thee for having such a penis.

Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 13:56:02


JESUS CHRIST.

WHUGDAFUCKSMNADF.

I don't know what to say other than that. D:


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 13:57:18


FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 13:57:52


shit dude u gotta go to some kinda doctor or better to the hospital that looks fucking bad i guess i would cry if my finger would look like this :D

Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 13:58:05


Holy. That looks fucked up!

Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 13:58:57


you wrapped it to tightly and the water made it prune happened to me before itll go away


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:03:49


It looks so dry...
There's no blood in it.

scary

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:05:55


Looks like my middle finger after I burned it using Magnesium Powder, In my case it was just dead skin, so I ripped it off and i couldn't write for a week, so I got to go on the computers at school, anyhow, just feel it and see if it's dead skin, if not, just let it heal :)

Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:07:10


goddamn that is gross as fuck


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:07:54


Lick it.


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:08:03


Wow, and I thought absinthe was bad...


"Will someone shove a pack of Skittles so far up this faggot's ass that he tastes the friggin rainbow?" -demonofthehiddenmist

Epic cock joke! | Best photoshop thread ever!

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:08:33


It will go..
nothing else to say.


Sig by CoolCatDaddio. <<RESPECT>>

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:08:44


At 3/25/07 01:58 PM, oldmanjenkins wrote: you wrapped it to tightly and the water made it prune happened to me before itll go away

I know it will, but it wont be today for sure. It happens when I shower, but it doesn't stays for hours.

lolz

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:10:47


Haha. I thought it was a penis at first.

Go see a doctor.

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I realise my use of the comma is pretentious as fuck, but it's habit.

Thanks to Mr. MuffDiver for the sig.

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:12:26


At 3/25/07 02:08 PM, Metalix wrote: I know it will, but it wont be today for sure. It happens when I shower, but it doesn't stays for hours.

lolz

ewwsdhgfhjg.

It srsly does look like a penis.


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:12:57


Whoever mistakes these finger pictures for penises...

Wow, just wow.

Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:13:10


It looks like a brain.

Watch out for zombies now.


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:13:38


Is that a penis in the upper left hand corner?

Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:13:55


At 3/25/07 02:12 PM, Metalix wrote: lolz

Draw a face on it and post the picture


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:15:58


It looks like you wrinkled it and sucked all the blood out.


;

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:19:13



Help? I may lose my finger. :(
More pictures soon.

oh boy, i m really sad for ya. there s a sticky epidermal problem for me as well: probably because of kissing kittens, a part of my lip dried and fell. it s not really bad in fact, even it may not be a big problem. however now a little piece of my lip is gone =( and even i didnt kiss a girl from mouth yet!

btw about rakia, we Turks have a national drink called raki. i tihnk it s relative with yours ;)

once upon a time, Turks and Bulgarians were living together u kno

my furry stuff.

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:19:16


The hell? Why is there a cock in the bottom left corner?

That's not my finger...


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:24:50


ugh....... scary horrible.. i say go see a doctor or go to A&E


(\__/) epic thread

(='.'=) you wouldnt hurt a rabbit would you? i will if it looks like

(")_(")this O.ó why are you still reading this? im stealing your time...

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:25:43


OH GOD!! man I was just going to eat thank you for that sick image!

Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:30:30


At 3/25/07 02:15 PM, cementsocks wrote: Metalix, all I have to say---- needs moar pooper.

O RLY?

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:33:05


Is that subliminal messaging i see on that screen!?


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:33:25


At 3/25/07 02:30 PM, Metalix wrote:
At 3/25/07 02:15 PM, cementsocks wrote: Metalix, all I have to say---- needs moar pooper.
O RLY?

go to a FUCKING EMERGENCY ROOM, DUDE. D:


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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:34:19


At 3/25/07 01:53 PM, Metalix wrote: (Yes, I wont lie, every family here or everywhere in Bulgaria makes home-made brandy, called rakia.)

Hahaha ziveli za rakiju :D

Pozdrav iz Srbije
At 3/25/07 01:53 PM, Metalix wrote: He adviced me to put brandy and aspirin together on cotton and wrap it up my finger for 8 hours.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, n u wonder why ur finger looks like that. It spent 8 HOURS between rakia and aspirin O_o


Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

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Response to That's not my finger... 2007-03-25 14:38:39


My god my stomach just puked itself up and fell right into my lap.