I'll be frank, while this isn't the best 18+ game here on newgrounds, it is still one of the creatively inclined ones that offer humor and actual story instead of straight out sex. Instead of making a tedious summary of what I think, here's a quick list instead.
Pros:
1. Funny dialogue and interesting characters.
2. Creative direction on gameplay.
3. Seems fun, and has great potential to become something really great.
Cons:
1. Inconsistent art quality and body proportions (have another look at the pirate blowjob scene and you'll get what I mean)
2. Eventhough its in Alpha, the least you could do before releasing it is to show us a little of how the game would have worked. So far everything was basically just dialogue.
3. I'm not sure inserting historical characters in this game would be a good idea. Let fantasy stay fantasy, ya know? But this is just a nitpcking preference on my part.