OK........
Ok game.
Reviews for "Thelemite"
This game is hard.
I keep deing in the city. Damn it so hard.
I don't care how great a game is...
Instant death from a single touch?! Are you serious?!
Soon as I got to the birdge and made it against the three mutuants and the helicopters I gave up.
(I've played "I wanna be the guy" and this is be on frustration pass that."
As fun as I love the combo's and powerful scaling of buildings.
Fucking birds and constant "LOSER" appearing. Not to mention they drop from the sky giving out a instant death. After countless efforts I finally just stood there. "LOSER", after "LOSER", after "LOSER" appeared. Giving out they were already set up to get a free kill.
Aside from the constant effort being long lost and constantly now devouring the game it self in to this hell bentage madness.
"THE BIRDS ARE THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING ONES!"
I say that the health bar is useless and points to being a distraction. THAT and the fact you have no other means of attacks but close range. "Letting the insant deaths just pile along."
Yes this is a rage quit. What do you think?!
Graphics: 10/10
Music 9/10
Computer A.I. 4/10
Instant deaths: -100/10
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Melex Archer? Alex Mercer. Hmmmmm
Even looks like him, I see what you did there. Prototype for the computer, with a small change in the back story. It's fun, for the first 5 minutes, but very simplistic and repetitive. If you wanna kill some time, it's nice, but the controls are all over the place, I mean you move way to fast, you're just sliding all over the place. Take my review for what it's worth, if you had fun, good for you. I personally didn't, this is my review and this is what I have to say about it. 4
It would be nice to add some varitey to the missions, also that music is very annoying... might wanna mix it up.
Meh...
The Good:
-The climbing is fun.
-Everything feels fast.
-Anything feels better when combos are involved.
-The music, sound effects, and beating people up are all really awesome for the first 15-20 seconds.
The Bad:
-Not much of a game, just "mash this key over and over while you listen to techno!"
-Sprites in general are overused and pretty much always look crappy, do some animation, dude!
-I can understand momentum carrying you when you run, but when taking a single step feels like you're on ice there's a problem.
-Secrets aren't fun to find when the creator of the game basically leads you to them by the wrist before you even play. People are smart, and newgrounds has thousands of visitors every day. If there's a secret, trust that someone will find it. It's a little condescending to assume that no one with internet access can find your secrets without your help.
-If there IS some oddly specific secret that no one could find by luck, wait 6 months or so, and THEN drop the bomb. People who were done with your game will come back, plus you will have given the diehard easter egg hunters time to take their crack at it and they won't feel like they're having easy mode forced upon them.