Reviews for Twilight: The Broodening

[Strohs]

oh...my...GOD!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
there are like, too many good quotes in this movie, i couldn't remember them all...
"why can't we fight them here...because shut up!"
"Bella: READ A BOOK!!"
"you have super speed, why didn't you come before i was attacked?.....because i came in a Volvo!" lol the series is ridiculous and makes little sense because it screws up all the myths about vampires. i'm SOOOOO happy you decided to go all out and trash it. it was ballsy, but hysterical, very nice!

[Guzman231]

awesome

dude, u have the best sense of humor EVER

[shizuka6288]

OMG

That was so great! I love how Bella keep telling them of real vampires and everything about twilight vampires is completly different!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[cheese-slave]

I was well impressed

Awesome, just awesome.
The only good thing that could come form a sequel to the real movie is another parody like this one.

[Miko-Miko-Doc]

Fantastic!

But seriously, both the idiot who wrote this, as well as the director of the movie, need to learn about vampires and fixing plot holes... And unfortunately the girls I hang out with are obsessed with Twilight, but among the jabber I heard Edward impregnated Bella! Vampires can't conceive! At most they can have sex for pleasure, period.
But just kinda pointing this out, vampires do posses inhuman strength, but definitely not SUPAHMAHN strength...