Reviews for Join The Army!

[Bagger-Dude]

what? daily 2nd?

How in the world did this surpass the radiohead movie?
dont get me wrong though, this movie is by no means good!

the music was ok, the animation do-able
but the story was so crappy!
a kid falling for an army promo movie, that could create some hilarious situations, but it was not funny!
he did not know what do do, then he randomly shot a monkey! then 'we' went on a homocidal rampage! but then when more guys show up, i expected him 2 fire some sort of grenade, kill-em-all more blood, u know? THAT would suit the movie, but no,

kid-looks-down-end-of-movie,

thats all

but there is no indication of an anti-climax, cuz the music just keeps going!
and its the ending that makes up most of the movie, because thats what the viewer will remember most, and the end was terible!

now 4 the positive part of it..

the blood looked good?
and..
uhm...

the movie was not too long!

~WARNING THE ABOVE FEATURED REVIEW MIGHT HAVE CONTAINED SPOILERS~

Jimp responds:

I agree that creep is a better movie, both got frontpage though so I cant complain :)

c heers for the review anyway.

[mnesomeye]

Meh.

The main character's voice actor really got on my nerves. Personal opinion though. Like the way you did the tanks.

Jimp responds:

Yeah i guess its just opinion. Cheers for the review anyway :)

[superdancinpat]

Ha the Army. It's like a foriegn police force.

A Marine could have gotten out of that situation.

[xXBullxDozerXx]

Eh?

Wasn't really all that impressive, is all. Normally I wouldn't have even written anything here, but I don't understand how this is garnering straight 10's in the reviews. It was kind of cool that it was both a movie and a game, but that can really be said about most games nowadays, what with cutscenes, etc.
The animation and voice acting was average, and the gameplay was below.. it consisted of about 15 seconds of the same enemy running slowly from left to right across the screen, not shooting at you. The ending irked me a bit as well- as there wasn't really one. It just seems like it were either a lack of effort or a lack of time here.. sorry duder, not for me.

[madjokamike]

....

That would've been okay if it wasn't so gay. The animation was kool tho. Thats why there was a 3. Was a dumb idea tho.. leave it to stick death.

Jimp responds:

Sorry I only make gay animations. In other news stfu.