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Reviews for "Join The Army!"

Lmao...

when the mini-game started, it took about 4 seconds before many iraq-monkeys came. I thougt i made something wrong, so I restarted the movie, and played the mini.game again. this time i killed many monkeys, but the same ending.
i shot every monkey that apperd on the screen, no one runned away or something like that.
this movie sucks

Jimp responds:

youre face sucks.

terrible

i think this is in very poor taste. you seem to be comparing american soldiers, sworn to give their lives for freedom, to monkeys who join the army because a video they saw in school suggested that they should. besides the overall tone of mockery, your gross disrespect for the armed forces is further evidenced by the comment in the video suggesting that the only qualifications a soldier needs can be acquired by watching a 1 minute video.

this flash has no laughs and a story line that is extremely brief and thin, at best. if this flash has any redeeming quality at all, it's the interactive part. that said, your time would have been much better spent making a shoot-em-up game with monkeys as the characters, although you woudnt get many points for originality with that.

about that...

ok so yeah about this film...i am in the military and im stationed at fort hood currently just getting back from overseas...this is crap...dont get me wrong,the concept of the whole thing was kinda cool...i like the interactity about it...it was realy short...he sees a recruting video and 1 month later he is in the middle east?unrealistic man...just basic alone is 2 months,and obviously he is combat arms,so there is another 2 months there,he did appear to be infantry,us scouts dont run around like that...you find somewhere and get cover and concealment...ont run around in the open...a real soldier would know what to do so that "omg what do i do"is crap too...im not very fond of this at all and makes our army and other soldiers like me look like shit...

I'm going to have to agree with the person below.

Just because you're too much of a wuss to go to war doesn't mean you get to make fun of those that aren't wusses. You don't agree with the conflicts in the Middle East? Fine. But it's clearly evident you're no soldier, otherwise you wouldn't be making this crap.

The only thing good about this was the animation. The sound sucked and everything was inaccurate. If it wasn't such a bullshit work, I'd rate it higher, but you obviously don't know your shit. I'm Canadian and I know more about the American Armed Forces than you.

Right!

war is not funny. it is not funny at all. people join promised glory and happyness, and come out with neither. they promise free collage, free lots of stuff. but the percent of soilders that ACTUALLY MAKE IT HOME is near 5-10%. not good chances at all.