Lolz!!!!1111
In the year 3001A.D. Spaceman Luke from planet Somewhere? was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to -7! He was going so fast that he didn't see the EVIL WHITE planet Down? from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the EVIL WHITE planet dragged his Slow ship and crashed it. Spaceman Luke knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer Mobile. Luckily, there was a/an Bouncey military base nearby. Luke sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying Snowman behind some crates of "The Things. Before he could ride Snowman back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of Bird poos attack a baby mud man. Luke pulled out his lazer Mobile an beat the Snoop Dog out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Luke got on the vehicle and flew away. lolz?!!! All that was left from the plant was EVIL WHITE dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an Cut death from the explosion. Spaceman Luke became a hero in Somewhere? and was worshipped for many years.
-Alex-