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Reviews for "Make Your Own Story!!!"

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In the year 3001A.D. Spaceman Luke from planet Somewhere? was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to -7! He was going so fast that he didn't see the EVIL WHITE planet Down? from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the EVIL WHITE planet dragged his Slow ship and crashed it. Spaceman Luke knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer Mobile. Luckily, there was a/an Bouncey military base nearby. Luke sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying Snowman behind some crates of "The Things. Before he could ride Snowman back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of Bird poos attack a baby mud man. Luke pulled out his lazer Mobile an beat the Snoop Dog out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Luke got on the vehicle and flew away. lolz?!!! All that was left from the plant was EVIL WHITE dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an Cut death from the explosion. Spaceman Luke became a hero in Somewhere? and was worshipped for many years.

-Alex-

OMG! XD

12 years ago, in a campsite in YouRAssLol, a/an AssBlast camper named King Kong had the adventure of his life. It all began in one ChocTeeth morning when King Kong was hunting Cocks. He heard a OMGGGGGGGG roar louder than any Cock he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same OMGGGGGGGG roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an lOloLoLoL creature with BigBoot fur. King Kong knew this had to be the lOloLoLoL Bigfoot. King Kong had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby Sorly.. He started to think of Chicken, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and Loled at King Kong. Holy *Suck Dick Didoo, yelled King Kong, as the BigBoot beast reached him. King Kong was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of King Kong around that campsite in YouRAssLol.

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Once upon a time, there was a Shitty kingdom called PornVille. Everything was peaceful in PornVille until one day a Assy creature called Fuck attacked. Fuck had the Dick of a/an Poopy and the Boobs of a/an Fucker. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Fuckingly knight to save PornVille, and that knight's name was Staurald. As soon as Staurald heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Dark armor and started riding his Horny to Fuck's lair. He took his Ballsy Fat Dick and Fucked the beast's Pussy. The beast screamed BASTARD!!!!!! And then Cummed at Staurald almost killing him. Staurald used his last bit of energy to Fucking Fuck away. Thanks to Staurald, the kingdom of PornVille was saved and Staurald and the princess lived happily ever after.

In the year 3047A.D. Spaceman Fucker from planet Peniston was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 999! He was going so fast that he didn't see the red planet North from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the red planet dragged his Naked ship and crashed it. Spaceman Fucker knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer Penis. Luckily, there was a/an sexy military base nearby. Fucker sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying vagina behind some crates of dildos. Before he could ride vagina back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of prostitutes attack a baby prostitute. Fucker pulled out his lazer Penis an beat the Oh yeah! out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Fucker got on the vehicle and flew away. Bang!!! All that was left from the plant was red dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an erotic death from the explosion. Spaceman Fucker became a hero in Peniston and was worshipped for many years.
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