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Once upon a time, there was a hello kingdom called 3. Everything was peaceful in 3 until one day a toast creature called 244 attacked. 244 had the gun of a/an straw and the im hungry of a/an strawberry. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one jackhammer knight to save 3, and that knight's name was hammer. As soon as hammer heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky cup armor and started riding his berrystraw to 244's lair. He took his rootbeer frenchfry and bomb the beast's easybutton. The beast screamed duuuuh!!! And then bye at hammer almost killing him. hammer used his last bit of energy to i m et 244 away. Thanks to hammer, the kingdom of 3 was saved and hammer and the princess lived happily ever after. this rocks typing random stuff is way 2 funny
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Once upon a time, there was a big kingdom called Canada. Everything was peaceful in Canada until one day a small creature called Dr. Eggman attacked. Dr. Eggman had the nose of a/an emu and the hand of a/an llama. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one round knight to save Canada, and that knight's name was Imafag. As soon as Imafag heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky off-white armor and started riding his gold fish to Dr. Eggman's lair. He took his powerful lightsaber and farted the beast's little toe. The beast screamed @#$%!!! And then barfed at Imafag almost killing him. Imafag used his last bit of energy to tap Dr. Eggman away. Thanks to Imafag, the kingdom of Canada was saved and Imafag and the princess lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time, there was a ugly kingdom called Your anus. Everything was peaceful in Your anus until one day a Huge creature called Evil guy attacked. Evil guy had the penis of a/an Squirrel and the sexy body of a/an polar bear. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one colorful knight to save Your anus, and that knight's name was The homo. As soon as The homo heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky black armor and started riding his Snake to Evil guy's lair. He took his sweaty buttplug and fucked the beast's anus. The beast screamed /b/tard!!! And then raped at The homo almost killing him. The homo used his last bit of energy to eject Evil guy away. Thanks to The homo, the kingdom of Your anus was saved and The homo and the princess lived happily ever after.
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9 years ago, in a campsite in Hentai, a/an penis camper named stan had the adventure of his life. It all began in one porno film morning when stan was hunting cats. He heard a fitta roar louder than any cat he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same fitta roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an mus creature with pink fur. stan knew this had to be the mus Bigfoot. stan had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby penis. He started to think of sæd, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and killed at stan. Holy sex dog, yelled stan, as the pink beast reached him. stan was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of stan around that campsite in Hentai.