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Reviews for "goldilocks 2"

Hmmm

Ok, well, I've read all the reviews before this one, and a lot of people said they loved the animation.. I found it choppy, and jagged.. not at all pleasing to the eye.. I prefer fluidity in animation I guess. As for the "story", or lack thereof, I guess some extreamly juvinile people might think this is funny. For some reason, fools make light of the concept of death, murder, mutilation, and cruelty. Now, dont get me wrong, it's fun to blow up imaginary cheesy drawings of notorious celebrities, the difference between such things and this movie is that all you need to do is click rewind, and they're restored.. I'm not going to preach to anyone ( and besides, it'd be a waste of time to try it on the maker of this film ..for anyone who know's what im talking about it's like 'casting pearls before swine'.. But Id just like to say that this movie was pointless, and had no resolution in the end.. finally i say, with just a tinge of jest " Dont worry Emkahh, I asked him, and Jesus said he still loves you".. :)

What the...

What's wrong with you man? What kind of crack-head is writing this crap? Make something we care about. Or at least something we can watch with our lunch still in our stomachs.

Ehhhh.....

I went into this expecting a great deal of blood and gore and some really graphic stuff and there was. Unfortunately, like JunkieMonkey pointed out, it's more for shock value than anything else. I mean, crucifying a priest and disembowling a nun is terrible and disturbing, but there's really no call for it since there's a complete lack of story. Without a story anything graphic done is purely for shock value. I can't give you a good score on this on those grounds. It doesn't tie in with the first one enough so that the story can make sense to anyone. It's kinda like Highlander 1 and 2. The audio wasn't all that great either. I really don't know what to tell you as far as constructive criticism goes, but I'm sure you can take these negatives and turn them into positives.

Do uh......................you need professional help....or something...? O_o