Clint Eastwood should kill you.
I saw this listed on NG as "Turd of the Week" and seeing as I love Clint Eastwood, I thought this might be a decent attempt to pay homage (The man with no name is a character in some western movies of his).
Ah well.
Humourous and deep.
But, Seriously lacking in areas that my favourite has plenty of(by Krinkles).
Good luck.