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Reviews for "God Digs my Daddy"

lolz

funny funny indeed funny song but still sucky man

bad graphics too losaaaaaaaaaa!

Ranxx responds:

Those, like you, with no profile are the real losers. It just shows you can dish it out but can't take it. Fucking lamer..

Riiight

I dont know why but that was disturbing.

Ranxx responds:

Perhaps it's because burning a young girl to death for a "loving" god is disturbing?

WTF!!!???

That's Not at all how that goes!!!
Judges 11:30-31:
And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD: "If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the LORD's and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering."
11:34:
When Jephthah returned to his home in Mizpah, who should come out to meet him but his daughter, dancing to the sound of tambourines! She was an only child. Except for her he had neither son nor daughter.
11:36:
"My father" she replied, "you have given your word to the LORD. Do to me just as you promised"...

Ranxx responds:

Given the fact that he had no other children who did he expect to be the first to greet him at his house? Perhaps a servant but odds were good it would be his daughter. The fact that he refers to his daughter or servant as "it" is rather telling. Regardless of semantics the point is that he burned his daughter for god and is an example of how this particular god myth approves of human sacrifice. Interesting behavior for a "god" who says thou shalt not kill.
Who gives a flying fuck about the semantics of a work of fiction anyway?

eh..

Well the graphics are a bit lame, and the sounds a little fuzzy. Although i did like God pissing on earth. Not really worth watching though. You atheists are just as bad as the believers.

Ranxx responds:

This is the most feckless review since kissmyelbows.

If you have read the book of Judges (which you most probably didn't) the girls father's deal was that he would give whatever was the first thing to walk out of his house as a burnt offering.
(Oh, and by the way, they didn't burn offerings on crosses, they didn't even use the cross until the pharisees came in.)