KFK sounds like JFK. My favorite bit was the part with the dolphins. Yes, dolphins and chimpanzees are the only organisms besides humans that can have sex for pleasure. Makes you wonder why everyone's so scared of ducks. I could call this lazy. I mean, it's just a bunch of still images.
Still, what you give is quite good. At least it's better than "Neurotically Yours". Most of that crap's gone anyways. I was suspicious of that drowning guy's advice to be legitimate. He couldn't fit down the drain anyway.