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Joe the Palm Tree

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-*Read Me*- (play the whole game first, the first levels don't give the greatest impression) Hi. In my spare time (this game actually took like a hundred hours, with all the errors, and about $120 of stuff I broke out of anger at ActionScript), I devised a platform game. Then, uh, submitted it. It's basically your average platformer, interlaced with a few puzzles. All the people who played this game at first were too stupid to figure out the puzzle in III-II... think Zelda. Before you play there's some stuff you should know that might affect my score XD, so here it is
-There's no game over intentionally, when I play games I just find game overs agitating and they lower enjoyment rates
-I had another one but I forgot it
Enjoy :D

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It's cool but I stopped cos' of the level where each time one of the apples makes you start the level again - too annoying.

Not bad maaaaan...

I must say, I do so enjoy this game, though the music is more epic than the game play, if you opened up your .fla and tweaked like 2 things, it'd be a 9, or even a 10.

it r good

i liked it. i figured out that u have to kill all the blobs for the door to open and the last boss was hard. i liked it. i mean come ON ur a fricken palm tree!!!! how coo is that?

CrimsonShadows responds:

hey sir, thanks for the positive review ;) it's people like you who make me want to finish Sam the Sledgewielding Egg. I'll get to that sometime. Anyway hope I get to see you soon :o

Was okay, but here were weaknesses:

1. Moved too slow
2. lame storyboard
3. Climbed to slow
4. Can't beat boss
5. Why is his name joe???

CrimsonShadows responds:

1) Yes. Hell yes.
2) its a platformer, what do you expect, stephen king?
3) Not really >.>
4) I was too lazy to fix them
5) My friend's brother made me name him that

Best. Game. Ever.

OMG, I looooved this game. It was the best I ever played, including Starfox Adventures and FFX. This is the best - the author should recieve major government funding with which to expand his Joe the Palm Tree empire!!!! Of course, he may be my son...

CrimsonShadows responds:

Hi >.>
Uh... thanks? :o