Great entertaining flash... needed after all the
shit I just watched spewing through the portal like festering rancid fecal pudding. At least this offered up a coolness factor of +5, like my magical bastard sword.
I want to swing that sword, swing it until it sinks it's sharpened blade into the soft better bits of my enemies anatomy. I love my sword, my bastard little sword.
Sing with me... sing it... (to the song of gummy bears)
Bastard Sword... bouncing here and there and every where... he is my bastard sword.