Crappy Crawlidays, pipsqueakers! Ready to huck some snowballs at asshat snowboarders? I thought so! The "Beaver Bros." characters in here will be somewhat familiar to "Retarded Animal Babies" fans!

Speaking of which, thanks for all your amazing support (amid hysterical pleas of desperate yearning for more RAB toons)! I hope to have more games and films to show to Newgroundsers on behalf of my new employer: Transcendigital, Inc. Truly, this future corporate Boobie Dinosaur will reap (which is hopefully only a coincidental anagram of "rape") my would-be talents, and provide me with the scratch and hookers to keep me churning out new material here and elsewhere on a quasi-regular basis.

They're not keen on puppies going down on themselves or pretty much anything involving the word "RETARD," so I'll be covering all new territory. To put it briefly (rare for me, I know), I hope you like it as much as you liked RAB. This game is just a small taste of what's to come! :o)

--Dave