NaN:NaN
NaN:NaN
--:-- / --:--
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

Someone gifted CurioM supporter status!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

i have a penis infection

1,955 Views | 30 Replies

what should i do! its purple and makes me look homosexual :(

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


See a fucking doctor smartie.

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


Stop sticking it in places it shouldn't go.


yeh

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


a doctor is the obvious choice.

what the fuck are you doing to make it purple??

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


Thats um.. creepy. Good luck scaring away all the girls. =]


You are stupid and therefore WRONG.

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


i went to the doctors he said it just needed washing, but i washed and washed it and it turned purple :(

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:15 AM, MaliceDeception wrote: Thats um.. creepy. Good luck scaring away all the girls. =]

im a guy, and im already scared.....

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:09 AM, M0ng0li4nb100d wrote: See a fucking doctor smartie.

This^. also Newgrounds isn't the best place to go for medical advice


BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


cut it off and wait for a new one to grow back


BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


i posted on yahoo answers but they laughed at me :(

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


Maybe you washed it with purple soap?

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


you my friend don't have to try hard to look homosexual


mmmmm....sig......

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:17 AM, Slidy wrote:
At 10/19/08 10:09 AM, M0ng0li4nb100d wrote: See a fucking doctor smartie.
This^. also Newgrounds isn't the best place to go for medical advice

Oh ho! He went to see the doctor before you posted this.


HTML you may use <a> link

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


Its the colour of your Bell... You Bell end.


.

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:09 AM, Jeronimo93 wrote: what should i do! its purple and makes me look homosexual :(

Easy, take a job as Barney. If he doesn't like it, beat him w/ ur "purple tail." <----COCK JOKE!!!


Ezekiel 25:69

: "He masturbated with great vengence and furious anger, striking those who

: attempted to poison and destroy his unit..."

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:09 AM, Jeronimo93 wrote: what should i do! its purple and makes me look homosexual :(

Have you ever heard of a DOCTOR

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:11 AM, Manic-Man wrote: what the fuck are you doing to make it purple??

He's possibly choking it.


Join chat | In Obscurity Forever.| Least noticed user '13? Vote for me!

Sig by Me.

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


Maybe you should stop sucking your own cock so often.

It's starting to bruise.

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:47 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:
At 10/19/08 10:11 AM, Manic-Man wrote: what the fuck are you doing to make it purple??
He's possibly choking it.

Either that, or fucking a beetroot.

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:11 AM, Manic-Man wrote: a doctor is the obvious choice.

what the fuck are you doing to make it purple??

Oompa Loompas

Hehe, I discovered his dirty little secret.

Poozy- Using all caps in the most effective ways...

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


Put a green wig on the end of it and start singing the Oompa-Loompa song.

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:47 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:
At 10/19/08 10:11 AM, Manic-Man wrote: what the fuck are you doing to make it purple??
He's possibly choking it.

i fucking loled.

no really, i did.

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:09 AM, Jeronimo93 wrote: what should i do! its purple and makes me look homosexual :(

why the hell havent you gone to the doctor? and how did u get it?
i know a guy that got one cause a girl gave him a blowjob and cut it with her braces
owwwww
he said he got it up in the fly
bigger owww


YAH MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


That is sad, and he probably has gone to the doctor you n00bs, hes got a fucking penis infection, who would't go to the doctor <_<


I R SO MOAH SPESHUL THAN J00 :3

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


well if u quit sticking it up joor boyfriends azz and go see a damn doctor that might fucking help.

dumbass...


"jesus came down and told me to stop using the lord's name in vain and i was all like "fuck u bitch" shit ws so cahs$$$$$$" - Irrelephant

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 11:27 AM, Diddy wrote: Put a green wig on the end of it and start singing the Oompa-Loompa song.

The fucking most win post ever known to humankind :D


"jesus came down and told me to stop using the lord's name in vain and i was all like "fuck u bitch" shit ws so cahs$$$$$$" - Irrelephant

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


I used to have a problem where I couldn't pull back the foreskin, they had to cut some flesh out and now I can.

The things I tell Ng...

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 10:09 AM, Jeronimo93 wrote: what should i do! its purple and makes me look homosexual :(

Wait wait wait wait

Do homosexuals have purple penises?


BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


You should not go see a doctor.


Check out my profile! l Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

BBS Signature

Response to i have a penis infection Oct 19, 2008


Penises does have different colours, it might be normal you know. Some have a blueish tint, some yellow, some red, some orange, some skincolour, etc.


BBS Signature