She Ordered 32 Snack Wraps.

[M0ng0li4nb100d]

So this happened to me yesterday,It started while I was out with a few friends,After we wandered around The King Of Prussia Mall,we started to leave back home.Across from the Mall was a Mc,Donalds,So I called my brother to meet me in Mc,Donalds parking lot and give me a ride back home,unfortunatly he was stuck in traffic and would not be there for another half hour.

So while I had Time I walked into Mc,Donalds for some quick food.I decided I was not in the mood for a greasy burger,so I walked to the counter and ordered A Grilled Chicken salad,with my regular soft drink.

I pulled out my Wallet and handed the cashier $6.36.I did not even finish droping the money on the counter when This Fat hog of a women and morbidly Obese Son pushed me out of they way.I thought I was a little big but DAMN this Kid was MASSIVE and wore a torn up blue shirt that showed off his Gigantic Man tits,Thin elastic pants,and his hair was extremely greasy,As for the Mother she wore a white torn up tank top,with her gut hanging out,stained short shorts,and had a friggen ugly Butterfly on her back and a rose climbing her mountainious legs.

This was the conversation that took place between me the cashier and the large one.

Me:Excuse me? (At this time she did not even glance at me,or apologise.)

The Large one: *cough* *cough* Yea I want two double cheeseburgers,two Large cokes Two chicken nuggests,two small fries,and Thirty two Snack Wraps.

Me:Holy Shit.

girl behind counter: How many snack wraps?

after a Long smokers cough she yelled back "Thirty two crispy snack wraps!"

The girls mouth droped and rang up the price:$54.26

Me: I bet she pays with a access card(Food stamps)

Sure enough she pulls out her food stamp card. and pays

The Large one coughed again,and grabed her massive son who was picking his nose at the time, and walked past me to sit down at a booth,that was slowly cracking,under the weight.

I got my salad,and soda and sat down a few tables away,watching.After two cooks brought out two full trays of food,her and her son began one by one shoving Snack wraps into there mouths,not even chewing,just raming them into there fat face.

After about ten minutes of the entire resteraunt watching in awe,Her and her obese son finished 32 Snack wraps and put the burgers and fries in bags,and wadeled out,back to there trailer,I presume.

After I finished eating,I stood outside in the rain,and wished I never have to see that ever again.

[dalmo]

Not copy pasted how the hell did you find time to write this out? How fat was he on a scale of one too Aww I feel bad for the poor kid.

[ArmorAll]

Lets all take a moment of silence for all the chickens that lost their lives in this horrible tragedy.

[putzpie]

It's ok, they'll die any day now. It's just a matter of minutes.

we can only hope anyway.

[M0ng0li4nb100d]

At 8/2/08 03:54 PM, dalmo wrote: Not copy pasted how the hell did you find time to write this out? How fat was he on a scale of one too Aww I feel bad for the poor kid.

Both of them were in the four hundred club.About a nine or ten on a scale.

[Magical-Zorse]

At 8/2/08 03:54 PM, dalmo wrote: Not copy pasted how the hell did you find time to write this out? How fat was he on a scale of one too Aww I feel bad for the poor kid.

the scale is:
1.pudgy
2. chubby
3. fat
4. obese
5. DAMN!
I'd guess she was a five.

[TesticleKick]

At 8/2/08 03:58 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote:

At 8/2/08 03:54 PM, dalmo wrote: Not copy pasted how the hell did you find time to write this out? How fat was he on a scale of one too Aww I feel bad for the poor kid.

the scale is:
1.pudgy
2. chubby
3. fat
4. obese
5. DAMN!
I'd guess she was a five.

6. FUCK
7. *vomit*
8. Kidney failure
9. obesity spreads to Africa (lolwut?)
10. an hero.

[M0ng0li4nb100d]

At 8/2/08 04:02 PM, TesticleKick wrote: 6. FUCK
7. *vomit*
8. Kidney failure
9. obesity spreads to Africa (lolwut?)
10. an hero.

deffintly a nine,even ten.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Wow is all I can say.

I came into this thread ready to yell at you for jumping to conclusions, assuming the person was ordering for a group.

But for the love of Christ's left testicle, that's a lot of snack raps.

[dalmo]

At 8/2/08 04:12 PM, TheDrizzleStick wrote:

At 8/2/08 03:54 PM, dalmo wrote: Not copy pasted how the hell did you find time to write this out?

what does it take to write less than one page, like 10 minutes?

I am a parapalegic and type with my nose. Sorry sometimes im just so selfish thinking only about myself... IM SO STUPID! If I had arms I would hit myself.

Mouse is cotrolled by my feet its on the floor.

[Livin-Legend]

shit thats fuckin fat

[poxpower]

Hooooooly shit hahaha.

You don't even call these things people anymore, you call them "mammals".

[Tiki-Dog]

*gasp*

[PsychoticMind]

At 8/2/08 04:14 PM, dalmo wrote:

At 8/2/08 04:12 PM, TheDrizzleStick wrote:

At 8/2/08 03:54 PM, dalmo wrote: Not copy pasted how the hell did you find time to write this out?

what does it take to write less than one page, like 10 minutes?

I am a parapalegic and type with my nose. Sorry sometimes im just so selfish thinking only about myself... IM SO STUPID! If I had arms I would hit myself.

Mouse is cotrolled by my feet its on the floor.

Paraplegic.

Know what the fuck you're talking about next time.

[dalmo]

At 8/2/08 04:20 PM, PsychoticMind wrote:

At 8/2/08 04:14 PM, dalmo wrote:

At 8/2/08 04:12 PM, TheDrizzleStick wrote:

At 8/2/08 03:54 PM, dalmo wrote: Not copy pasted how the hell did you find time to write this out?

what does it take to write less than one page, like 10 minutes?

I am a parapalegic and type with my nose. Sorry sometimes im just so selfish thinking only about myself... IM SO STUPID! If I had arms I would hit myself.

Mouse is cotrolled by my feet its on the floor.

Paraplegic.

Know what the fuck you're talking about next time.

Shit my doctor lied to me then. Did I also tell you I have alzheimers. A very mild form though. So I.. anyone me and cindy were walking to the mall...

[Deadly-Shadow]

I can honestly say that I've seen people who are that fat before. If you go to any theme park, you're guaranteed to see at least one person who is morbidly obese. It's fucking disgusting, how can anyone make themselves that fat?

[Homosecksual]

At 8/2/08 04:23 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: I can honestly say that I've seen people who are that fat before. If you go to any theme park, you're guaranteed to see at least one person who is morbidly obese. It's fucking disgusting, how can anyone make themselves that fat?

AAAAAAND not care or do anything about it...

those people have to have heart attacks right there on the spot.

[ngmastah]

That's just fucked...

[Seatbeltnazi]

Were the bits of dropped food floating around of them because of their massive gravity?

[Siblau]

At 8/2/08 04:23 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: I can honestly say that I've seen people who are that fat before. If you go to any theme park, you're guaranteed to see at least one person who is morbidly obese. It's fucking disgusting, how can anyone make themselves that fat?

by ordering what the above people ordered.

[M0ng0li4nb100d]

At 8/2/08 04:36 PM, KevnSevn wrote: Those people are giving the 20% of America (the normal percentage) a bad name.

I agree,there is really nothing wrong with being a bit big,but DAMN,there are execptions!

[Freaki-boy92]

32? oh my fucking god!
that's just cruelty, who'd give their kid that much fast food?

[Minion777]

At 8/2/08 03:52 PM, M0ng0li4nb100d wrote:
After I finished eating,I stood outside in the rain,and wished I never have to see that ever again.

True or not, you recreated it beautifully.
Bravo.

[M0ng0li4nb100d]

At 8/2/08 04:53 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: 32? oh my fucking god!
that's just cruelty, who'd give their kid that much fast food?

Yes I know,I really could not keep count but I think the Kid who looked 8 or 9,ate thirteen Snack Wraps.As For the Mother she must be major lazy,and uncareing or extremly poor.

[STEM]

Before I read this, I thought to myself "maybe it's just a soccer mom getting food for a bunch of kids."

I then laughed that off.

[omgdeletedmeow69]

At 8/2/08 03:55 PM, putzpie wrote: It's ok, they'll die any day now. It's just a matter of minutes.

we can only hope anyway.

I just heard a sonic boom, i think one fell over or got hit by a car

[Freaki-boy92]

At 8/2/08 05:06 PM, M0ng0li4nb100d wrote:

At 8/2/08 04:53 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: 32? oh my fucking god!
that's just cruelty, who'd give their kid that much fast food?

Yes I know,I really could not keep count but I think the Kid who looked 8 or 9,ate thirteen Snack Wraps.As For the Mother she must be major lazy,and uncareing or extremly poor.

I feel sorry for the kid, he probably doesn't know any better. but the mother should know better, and vegetables can be really cheap... although, i'm not familiar with the american food pricing system.
you're made of strong stuff, i'd be facing away on a table at the other end of the restaurant

[Proph]

You can't buy fast food with food stamps. Story is a lie. Moron.

[DannehDaMan]

At 8/2/08 04:34 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Were the bits of dropped food floating around of them because of their massive gravity?

No they ate them. That's what fat people do. Why use your arms to eat? They just abuse their gravitational orbit and let the food orbit them. As it comes round, they eat it.

[DemonicHobbit]

People that fat should be made to eat where people can't see them

I'm sorry miss but it's far too disgusting to watch you eat so if you must your have greasy fried death in a bucket you must do so outside