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Ask a crane operator.

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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-17 19:46:26


At 12/17/08 03:02 PM, Rageblood wrote: What happens if you get too drunk on the crane?

I think he has too much of a resonsibility to even consider such an act.

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-17 20:33:23


Is it possible to kill a giant monster with a crane? You know, because giant fucking monsters attack cities and shit.


Schmuck.

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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 18:47:18


At 12/17/08 08:33 PM, AmazingTheNinja wrote: Is it possible to kill a giant monster with a crane? You know, because giant fucking monsters attack cities and shit.

Nah he'll just whip out his giant twisted spic dick and crush the monster without leaving his cab, and he can probably fuck your mother while doing so, he's THAT badass.

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 18:56:24


Nobody fucking cares Poozy, just ban me now.


Dont scrutinize me!

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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 18:58:06


At 12/18/08 06:56 PM, penguinfire3 wrote: Nobody fucking cares Poozy, just ban me now.

Nice knowin ya

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 18:59:22


How big is the part of the crane you sit in?
Do you ever fear dropping something important and having it fall out the crane?
Since you spend time in your crane on the internet have you ever looked at porn in your crane?

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 19:05:07


One question.

Can I ride your crane?

I'm also visiting exactly where you work at in about two weeks.

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 19:14:39


At 12/16/08 10:14 AM, Shreddy wrote:
At 12/16/08 10:12 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: In the crane that I am currently running I can hoist a 3,900LB load in third clutch at 587FT per minute.
So at a hook height of 600FT I can get the load up top in just over 60 seconds.
hahah NICE!

should save some time if i ever get the cash to come out there haha

Come on down man. You'll have to climb the ladder though, haha.

At 12/17/08 11:48 AM, sander-valk wrote: What gives your baby the power? Is the motor electrical or fuel powered?

Oh and have you ever rested on the ladder somehow like unable to go further unless you have a little rest

The crane runs of three phases of electricity. 110, 220 and 480 volts. The main hoist motor runs off the 480. Also, there are platforms to stop and rest on every 15 feet.

At 12/17/08 03:02 PM, Rageblood wrote: What happens if you get too drunk on the crane?

Are you crazy son?

At 12/17/08 07:46 PM, sander-valk wrote:
At 12/17/08 03:02 PM, Rageblood wrote: What happens if you get too drunk on the crane?
I think he has too much of a resonsibility to even consider such an act.

You tell him.

At 12/17/08 08:16 PM, mranarchy wrote: What is good crane music?

I'dve thought some relaxing lounge/jazz would get you into the mood for a long arduous job...its certainly no a frantic metal activity...so what, if anything, do you listen to up there?

My buddy Sanjay used to play this wacky ass Indian music that I would then broadcast through my PA. He would play it for me while I poured concrete. I couldn't understand a damn thing they were saying but it would put me in the zone.

There also is a user named MADMAX. He has awesome playlists that he used to play for me too.

At 12/17/08 08:33 PM, AmazingTheNinja wrote: Is it possible to kill a giant monster with a crane? You know, because giant fucking monsters attack cities and shit.

Of course. I slayed several last week :/

At 12/18/08 06:47 PM, sander-valk wrote:
At 12/17/08 08:33 PM, AmazingTheNinja wrote: Is it possible to kill a giant monster with a crane? You know, because giant fucking monsters attack cities and shit.
Nah he'll just whip out his giant twisted spic dick and crush the monster without leaving his cab, and he can probably fuck your mother while doing so, he's THAT badass.

You know it.

At 12/18/08 06:56 PM, penguinfire3 wrote: Nobody fucking cares Poozy, just ban me now.

See you in a month.

At 12/18/08 06:59 PM, aninjaman wrote: How big is the part of the crane you sit in?

Big enough for me to stand and I can hold my arms up horizontally and just barely touch the sides.
I can also walk around my seat.

Do you ever fear dropping something important and having it fall out the crane?

I have lost several cellphones, psp, digital camera, air conditioner and money out my front window throughout the years. I was blind with rage at each occurrence.

Since you spend time in your crane on the internet have you ever looked at porn in your crane?

Of course dude. That's what the internet's for isn't it?

At 12/18/08 07:05 PM, megamanbn6 wrote: One question.

Can I ride your crane?

I'm also visiting exactly where you work at in about two weeks.

How old are you?

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 19:43:54


Humbug? haha nice lock, happy holidays to you too, oh and here's a question, Do you have to work on holidays too or is it you own call if you do or dont, and if you did would you get payed extra?

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:08:32


At 12/18/08 07:14 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 12/18/08 07:05 PM, megamanbn6 wrote: One question.

Can I ride your crane?

I'm also visiting exactly where you work at in about two weeks.
How old are you?

Poozy, I'm (Not really) shocked.

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:15:30


At 12/18/08 07:43 PM, sander-valk wrote: Humbug? haha nice lock, happy holidays to you too, oh and here's a question, Do you have to work on holidays too or is it you own call if you do or dont, and if you did would you get payed extra?

When I work on holidays such as Christmas I get paid triple time. We're talking nearly $100 an hour...

So yeah, I work it. LMAO

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:18:00


How much does it pay?

Alot?

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:22:39


What exactly is the setup of your crane box, what makes up the place you sit in, controls, seating, all that jazz


Lemonsourkid made me somefin

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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:24:22


At 12/18/08 08:15 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote::

When I work on holidays such as Christmas I get paid triple time. We're talking nearly $100 an hour...

So yeah, I work it. LMAO

Holy...
Fucking...
Shit...

Would you recommend this job to anyone?


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:25:11


Do you ever bring binoculars up with you and look for cool/interesting things? If so, what have you seen?

Have you ever thought about base jumping from one of your cranes? For those who don't know: Base Jumping.


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:27:25


At 12/18/08 08:15 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 12/18/08 07:43 PM, sander-valk wrote: Humbug? haha nice lock, happy holidays to you too, oh and here's a question, Do you have to work on holidays too or is it you own call if you do or dont, and if you did would you get payed extra?
When I work on holidays such as Christmas I get paid triple time. We're talking nearly $100 an hour...

So yeah, I work it. LMAO

Holy shit! TRIPLE? i was thinking about double or something, damn this job sounds more awesome every second. Another question, oh damn i was gonna ask if snow gets in the way but MIAMI lol but anywhere else have you worked when its snowing, does it make the job harder?

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:30:47


Do you buy crane-related toys for your offspring?
You said you don't want to do it for the rest of your life. What else do you want to do?


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:33:36


At 12/18/08 08:30 PM, Rig wrote: Do you buy crane-related toys for your offspring?
You said you don't want to do it for the rest of your life. What else do you want to do?

Let me guess. Beat down wiggers, eh poozy? lol.


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:42:30


At 12/18/08 08:35 PM, Shreddy wrote:
At 12/18/08 08:30 PM, Rig wrote: Do you buy crane-related toys for your offspring?
You said you don't want to do it for the rest of your life. What else do you want to do?
i can see him being a good site manager or a contractor

I can see him independantly wealthy having more time for his son and later on his grandchildren, running a small construction firm maybe

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 20:51:08


At 12/18/08 08:18 PM, BlazeingIce wrote: How much does it pay?
Alot?

I just said that I get paid nearly $100 for triple time, do the math...

At 12/18/08 08:22 PM, HolyTomato wrote: What exactly is the setup of your crane box, what makes up the place you sit in, controls, seating, all that jazz

Well pics exist of my cab in my "crane cam" thread, I think. If I had to describe it I'd say it's a bairly large box with a lot of windows and a seat in the middle.

At 12/18/08 08:24 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: At 12/18/08 08:15 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote::
When I work on holidays such as Christmas I get paid triple time. We're talking nearly $100 an hour...

So yeah, I work it. LMAO
Holy...
Fucking...
Shit...

Would you recommend this job to anyone?

Only if you don't mind not knowing when you're going home everyday, you have excellent depth perception AND youcan deal with utterly incompetent cocksuckers, all fucking day, day in and day out.

At 12/18/08 08:25 PM, Crue wrote: Do you ever bring binoculars up with you and look for cool/interesting things? If so, what have you seen?

Have you ever thought about base jumping from one of your cranes? For those who don't know: Base Jumping.

I've answered both those questions in this thread already in great detail.

At 12/18/08 08:27 PM, sander-valk wrote:
At 12/18/08 08:15 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 12/18/08 07:43 PM, sander-valk wrote: Humbug? haha nice lock, happy holidays to you too, oh and here's a question, Do you have to work on holidays too or is it you own call if you do or dont, and if you did would you get payed extra?
When I work on holidays such as Christmas I get paid triple time. We're talking nearly $100 an hour...

So yeah, I work it. LMAO
Holy shit! TRIPLE? i was thinking about double or something, damn this job sounds more awesome every second. Another question, oh damn i was gonna ask if snow gets in the way but MIAMI lol but anywhere else have you worked when its snowing, does it make the job harder?

I've worked in cold climates but never in the snow. But in the type of crane that I am running at the moment. Snow wouldn't be an issue. It would be an issue to mobile cranes that need to set outriggers down on the ground though.

At 12/18/08 08:30 PM, Rig wrote: Do you buy crane-related toys for your offspring?
You said you don't want to do it for the rest of your life. What else do you want to do?

I have several crane type toys man. Just because I don't want to do it for the rest of my life doesn't mean I don't enjoy it, haha.

I already partly own several cranes. Besides for starting my own business I can see myself renting these bad boys out in the future.

At 12/18/08 08:33 PM, Warrickneff wrote:
At 12/18/08 08:30 PM, Rig wrote: Do you buy crane-related toys for your offspring?
You said you don't want to do it for the rest of your life. What else do you want to do?
Let me guess. Beat down wiggers, eh poozy? lol.

Shit man...

I do that shit for free, regularly. But you're safe man. You're one of the coolest wiggers I know man.
Nice sig btw, lmao.

At 12/18/08 08:35 PM, Shreddy wrote:
At 12/18/08 08:30 PM, Rig wrote: Do you buy crane-related toys for your offspring?
You said you don't want to do it for the rest of your life. What else do you want to do?
i can see him being a good site manager or a contractor

That's exactly what I'm thinking bro.

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 21:20:29


Have you ever been using your binoculars to stare at someone in some random building near you and they were staring right back?
That would be funny and creepy at the same time.


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2008-12-18 22:25:24


At 12/18/08 07:14 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 12/18/08 07:05 PM, megamanbn6 wrote: One question.

Can I ride your crane?

I'm also visiting exactly where you work at in about two weeks.
How old are you?

15. Alt.

I'm getting flown around to use my Optimum Rewards card, so I'm going to Florida, California, and Canada within these next 2 months.

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2009-07-17 01:07:45


So nobody posting for a while, so yeah. Just thought I'd pop in for some tea and such.


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2009-07-17 01:33:13


I'm sorry if this has been asked yet, but what are the cranes powered by? Huge AC adapers or something?


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2009-07-17 01:50:33


This isn't quiet a question. But Poozy, that's actually crazy, specially walking on the yellow thingy, the jib right? Anyway, I think this needs a lot of strong nerves, so good job man. I'd never go up on that kind of thing, to high, and I don't enjoy heights. Okay a question, then.

You said that you were nervous at first. When you were begining working, right? Well, how did you overpower that fear, when you started walking freely on the jib, without being nervous?

Response to Ask a crane operator. 2009-07-17 01:53:58


He prayed to the god Anubis to vanquish his fears in return for his soul.

Ask a crane operator.


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2009-07-30 08:20:42


your facebook link isnt working.


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2009-07-30 16:49:23


I read that you throw trash/cigarettes/your own spit out the window. Do you have any idea if you hit anyone? Like, were you watching one time and you saw that whatever you threw out hit someone?

If you did, you win the internet.

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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2009-07-30 16:53:13


Only if you don't mind not knowing when you're going home everyday, you have excellent depth perception AND youcan deal with utterly incompetent cocksuckers, all fucking day, day in and day out.

Compared to your job< NG must be a fucking cakewalk, then.


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Response to Ask a crane operator. 2009-07-30 17:16:46


operating a crane must be fucking awesome! :3 you had an xbox, a tv and a laptop, while messing around with a peice of machnery that could easily kill hundreds of people with one error... you kick major ass.


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