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I am an asshole. And you?

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:17:13


At 5/24/08 03:09 AM, BigAl109 wrote: I am an asshole overall. I have done a lot of bad stuff over my lifetime...

For one, I've stolen drinks from the cafeteria.

and?

omgz ur badass, nobody cares about petty stuff like that even the cafeteria ppl are prolly "fuck, whatevs"(in exactly that way too)

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(> ,<)

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:23:21


At 5/24/08 02:13 AM, darx wrote: Nah, you should have just smaked her on her ass and said, "good girl" then walked by.

And that is better by your opinion ? :O

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:32:51


At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.

I'm the whole ass.

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:37:16


At 5/24/08 03:32 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:
At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.
I'm the whole ass.

and I'm the penis that goes inside.


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:37:33


At 5/23/08 11:21 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: The papers were everywhere and i had the chance to help but i just walked by her like she was invisible.

what wrong with it?


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:44:00


You had shit to do. Nobody should question or impede your business!


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:47:45


Yeah the other day I'm just walking down the corridor minding my own not so hot not so ugly business and I trip over and drop my binder.
Papers were everywhere and this dick walked past me like I wasn't there.
So anyways I found out where he lived and rubbed his toothbrush all over my crab forest

;o

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And it's on my head, your source for stupid comics and everything hats (No hats)

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:48:21


At 5/24/08 03:37 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:
At 5/24/08 03:32 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:
At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.
I'm the whole ass.
and I'm the penis that goes inside.

Oops I farted-ed.

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 08:30:38


Remember when this was a topic about a boy who ignored a girl in help?

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 08:35:20


Thats not funny at all. I always help people when they need it. I'm only a asshole if i feel that person really deserves my disrespect. Like...one guy keeps trying to talk to me but purposely forgets my friends names like he thinks it's hilarious. So i just shove him away and tell him not to come near me until he learns.

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 08:36:34


On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 18:46:28


Wow, DasUberCow is probably the first person to actually respond intelligently.

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 18:54:06


I was on msn some girl comes up to me she was crying she wanted to suicide that night I said do it because no one cares especialy not me because I was late for a project.

I'm the asshole.

R.I.P

Kayla

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 18:55:58


At 5/23/08 11:22 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: You were supposed to help pick them up, then your hands would wander onto the same object and try to pick it up, only to be ending up holding hands!

Duuuuuuuude

thanks for making him feal so much worse.


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 18:59:25


I fell on my skateboard once and my head started bleeding.

This older kid just laughed.

I then waited till he left his house and i hit him in the chest with a baseball bat.

You just gotta be a dick right back to em,ya know?

I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 19:07:02


At 5/24/08 08:36 AM, DasUberCow wrote: On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.

Dang, you might be hittin that later.

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:02:28


Someone crashed in a motorcycle infront of me and I just walked pass them without asking him if he needed help.

ASSSSSSSSSSSS
HOLEEEEEEEEEEE

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:11:55


Yeah I've had that experience BUT I HELPED HER! Fucking hell it's just being polite...


I am gay for three men. Three Sexy, Handsome, Boneriffic young men.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:14:04


You a Butthole,a little lower then a asshole


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I EAT PEANUTS!

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:14:17


No, I'm too nice of a guy, I'm a doormat actually.

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:37:56


You probably were just too shy to make contact with her anyway.


Check out my profile! l Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:14:01


I like football and porno and books about war
Ihave a soft couch and a nice hardwood floor
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole!
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, such an asshole.

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:16:16


Oh boy.

You're a real all-star badass.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:17:12


Once I called this girl a bitch just because she annoyed me. But I felt good about it because I never heard her annoying whiny voice again.

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:27:05


As People Post, Facepalm strikes again

I am an asshole. And you?


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:31:38


At 7/15/08 01:27 PM, pspmad wrote: As People Post, Facepalm strikes again

I facepalm at your failed picture of a facepalm.

thats more of a nosepalm. thanks for sharing.

This is filler text.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:42:22


At 5/24/08 02:11 AM, penterz wrote:
I use public toilets, and i piss on the seats.

i shit in bags and throw them on the celing.


NOT RLY LOLOL

WHAT IN GODS NAME.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:48:04


It means your human atleast, you felt regret and sympathy eventually even if you are dick on some level.

Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:49:58


Our water fountains suck on the third floor and I saw this one girl using the fountain. She went to get a sip but it splashed in her face a bit and got in her eye. I walked by and laughed. Felt good that day but a dick the next.


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 16:27:14


At 5/23/08 11:21 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: So i was walking the halls of my school when this guy in front of me dropped his binder. He was hot looking, very hot not ugly. The papers were everywhere and i had the chance to help. So, I grabbed his cock.

It was awsome

Has anyone had a similar experience?

I made you a gentleman


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