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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 00:04:15


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 00:06:03


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 00:06:43


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 00:13:18


Alright well Tania just left my house and I have to say, sex feels pretty good!
It was awkward at first because she was all business and like she almost immediately took her shirt off once she came inside. She told me to put the condom on right at the beginning, I guess she's taking it very seriously. So she laid on my couch and like got all naked and then she just let me have sex with her. It was so warm but I could tell it wasn't as tight as it should have been. I lasted longer than I thought and I came in her after like a minute and a half and she just got up and got dressed. She gave me a paper to sign and then she left. It all happened in like under ten minutes it was really weird and I feel dirty now... but hey, at least I'm not a virgin anymore!


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 00:16:18


At 4/22/08 12:13 AM, LordOfKetchup wrote: but I could tell it wasn't as tight as it should have been.

but hey, at least I'm not a virgin anymore!

Huh and a virgin would know how tight a pussy is?


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 00:19:19


I find it so fucking funny.

I mean, why should she do that?


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 00:22:00


Guys check out the OP's profile shes talking about selling her stripper pole, so if you're signing up you might want to buy that pole!


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 09:57:55


This whole thing is just hilarious. Really. Her point is to defend the internet and net neutrality (basically it's alright to be a geek), and yet it's not okay to be a virgin? Give me a break.

At 4/21/08 11:28 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: She's hot, I would do her. I wonder if she does girls!

Haha. I don't think girls count.

Blue Balls for the lose.

LOL

At 4/21/08 11:37 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: Condoms. Virgins. Not exactly an STD-filled pool.

Well, condoms don't really protect against STDs. The key is the virgins. However, she could get screwed over with a guy who says he's a virgin, but is really not = gets STDs = infects all virgins afterwards.

Outside of business...do you really think she only screws virgins? :P

Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 10:02:05


Lol this chick is Athene's "power leveling bitch", or one of the people from that iPower show or whatever. They always use sex to bring attention to themselves; like they title their clips "HOT INTERENT TEENAGE SEX" and make sure the thumbnail picture is her laying half naked on a bed, when the episode is about something different. She's also the one who did the 400,000 blowjobs or whatever, and that suicide in 90 days blog (which was to raise awareness about suicides and how stupid they are or something)


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 10:17:01


Could someone please tell me how this promotes net neutrality? Sure, it's linked to Virgin, virgins, etc, but what possible difference could several hundred cocks in one very sore vagina make a difference to a multi-billion pound corporation?

Is Richard Branson supposed to get jealous or something?


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 10:24:50


She's probably just going to use everyones e-mail that signs up so she can add it to a mass mailing list of some stupid rebel internet bullshit. I mean honestly are we so nieve and lame that were going to fight for the internet? Christ living has just become less important today.

Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 10:29:19


At 4/21/08 11:35 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs

Win right there.

Its good to see she's got all of her bases covered.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 10:31:30


At 4/22/08 09:57 AM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote: This whole thing is just hilarious. Really. Her point is to defend the internet and net neutrality (basically it's alright to be a geek), and yet it's not okay to be a virgin? Give me a break.

I think it's more that it's her only way of showing support, I guess? Or a pun on 'virgin' as Virgin Mobile is the main perpetrator wanting to get rid of net neutrality.

At 4/21/08 11:28 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:
Well, condoms don't really protect against STDs. The key is the virgins. However, she could get screwed over with a guy who says he's a virgin, but is really not = gets STDs = infects all virgins afterwards.

Outside of business...do you really think she only screws virgins? :P

Well if they are using latex condoms, they have most STI's covered. I don't think she would use lambskin because HIV is the most important virus to keep out. Other than that you've got chancroid, which is skin to skin via open sore. but is very curable. MCV is also skin to skin contact, but that doesn't have to be mucosal areas. Chlamydia is rare to get through condoms, and is also curable. Herpes and HPV are the ones she be most likely to get because they can be transmitted when open sores aren't visible. Syphilis is also mostly mucosal areas.

So in reality she should look out for MCV, herpes and HPV. Condom use prevents most of the rest.

As for the guys, guys have a luckier time with STDs (or at least HIV that I know for sure), because the uptake rate from a woman (or a bottom, if you're gay) to a man (or a top, if you're gay) is much less than the other way around.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 10:37:12


Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 10:37:36


All travel expenses covered?

So she's willing to go international with this thing?

Fuck.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 10:40:27


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That is possibly one of the best ploys to get attention I've seen yet.

Shit they could plaster that site with porn adds and make thousands.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 11:17:51


At 4/22/08 10:51 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:28 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: I wonder if she does girls!
... you're a VIRGIN?

I've never had sex with a girl!


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 11:20:25


" -multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance"

Let's do this "Eyes Wide Shut" style :D

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18 or over?! >:(

but 16 is the age of consent for sex where i live...bastards

Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 14:33:28


Only 30 minutes allowed? Wonder how the virgins will cope with only 28 minutes worth of cuddling time...


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 14:36:39


Spread awarness? This is going to end up spreading STD's like theres no tomorow.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-22 14:40:43


I think she'd know right away if she met me. I couldn't imagine just showing up to some girls house and diddling her for the internet though.


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