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Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:28:51


So it's recently been brought to hopefully all of your attentions that Net Neutrality is at risk.

This hot girl will have sex with you if you are a) 18+ b) a virgin c) saving the internet

http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2 .php

She's hot, I would do her. I wonder if she does girls! Some of you should try it and report back to us. I love the way she is getting support of net neutrality and I wonder if she's actually slept with anyone. Someone sign up and see how it's going! But if you're not a virgin, I wouldn't bother. In the Terms Of Service she says that if she thinks you're not a virgin, she will stop.

Blue Balls for the lose.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:33:17


At 4/21/08 11:28 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:

This hot girl will have sex with you if you are a) 18+ b) a virgin c) saving the internet

! But if you're not a virgin, I wouldn't bother. In the Terms Of Service she says that if she thinks you're not a virgin, she will stop.


Blue Balls for the lose.

Sure, just wait four years.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:33:27


Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.

Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:34:23


At 4/21/08 11:33 PM, Corky52 wrote: Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.

...like throwin a hot dog down a hallway...


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:35:36


At 4/21/08 11:33 PM, Corky52 wrote: Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.

Why does that make her dirty? Because she's having sex with multiple people? She's using condoms, she's practicing safe sex.

You're lucky I like you or else I would go on my female sexual empowerment speech.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:35:49


At 4/21/08 11:34 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:33 PM, Corky52 wrote: Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.
...like throwin a hot dog down a hallway...

On second thought, Her vagina would be more like swimming pool full of STDs than anything.. I think I'd pass.


Last night as you slept, I touched your face and you smiled!...

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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:37:45


At 4/21/08 11:35 PM, FlamingHiei wrote:
On second thought, Her vagina would be more like swimming pool full of STDs than anything.. I think I'd pass.

Condoms. Virgins. Not exactly an STD-filled pool.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:38:03


shes kind of ugly..


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:38:09


Bullshit attention whore

Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:38:49


At 4/21/08 11:37 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:35 PM, FlamingHiei wrote:
On second thought, Her vagina would be more like swimming pool full of STDs than anything.. I think I'd pass.
Condoms. Virgins. Not exactly an STD-filled pool.

*re-reads TOS* Oooh... My bad.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:39:29


At 4/21/08 11:35 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:33 PM, Corky52 wrote: Too bad I'm not a virgin. Even though she is going to be a rather dirty person after all of that.
Why does that make her dirty? Because she's having sex with multiple people? She's using condoms, she's practicing safe sex.

You're lucky I like you or else I would go on my female sexual empowerment speech.

The only way that this wouldn't be dirty is that all the people she is going to have sex with have been tested for STD's. Even though they have never had sex they can still be passed down from parents, blood, etc.. and some of the diseases don't show up on testing until later. Meaning this could just end up spreading disease to many people.

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At 4/21/08 11:38 PM, FlamingHiei wrote:
Condoms. Virgins. Not exactly an STD-filled pool.
*re-reads TOS* Oooh... My bad.

= ) I probably should have mentioned that, but I need to keep fuel for the thread to post later on!


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:41:35


What if a shitty 12 year old makes a reservation?


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:42:21


At 4/21/08 11:41 PM, Laughingbox wrote: What if a shitty 12 year old makes a reservation?

I'm sure they have to be of legal age. So don't get your hopes up.

Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:43:25


Wow

Terms of Service
1. Acceptance of Terms
Tania Derveaux provides performance of sexual intercourse (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with her).

2. Description of Services
The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:44:02


I'm not a virgin, I wish I can find a Female virgin where I live? ooh well??


I love hunting for Blam points!!!

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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:44:53


At 4/21/08 11:44 PM, VeinsOnFire wrote:
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
lame-o

Now you have to do homework too?


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:45:03


At 4/21/08 11:44 PM, VeinsOnFire wrote:
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
lame-o

Whats a vlog?


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:45:13


I would apply if I was pathetic.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:46:09


can me explaining how the internet is a series of tubes count?

even though im not 18...yet, 4 more months, still would be helpful

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At 4/21/08 11:42 PM, Corky52 wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:41 PM, Laughingbox wrote: What if a shitty 12 year old makes a reservation?
I'm sure they have to be of legal age. So don't get your hopes up.

So close, yet so far...

Damn!

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Oh lawd this is brilliant. I wonder how it all turns out for her.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:49:30


At 4/21/08 11:45 PM, g0t wrote: I would apply if I was pathetic.

So you're going to apply...?

Bah-dum-tssh

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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:50:19


Im bored of this thread, although its full of epic win. That would be hard to do. She will have runescape nerds battering her door down.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:51:45


At 4/21/08 11:50 PM, tweekee wrote: Im bored of this thread, although its full of epic win. That would be hard to do. She will have runescape nerds battering her door down.

Dude i play Runescape and I'm not a virgin, you're silly your thinking of WoW players :P


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:54:30


At 4/21/08 11:49 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:45 PM, g0t wrote: I would apply if I was pathetic.
So you're going to apply...?

Bah-dum-tssh

Something like that.

Also, lol what if you live in another state? Who pays for plane tickets?


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:55:25


At 4/21/08 11:54 PM, g0t wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:49 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:45 PM, g0t wrote: I would apply if I was pathetic.
So you're going to apply...?

Bah-dum-tssh
Something like that.

Also, lol what if you live in another state? Who pays for plane tickets?

Read the TOS


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:56:03


At 4/21/08 11:55 PM, Shawn wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:54 PM, g0t wrote: Something like that.

Also, lol what if you live in another state? Who pays for plane tickets?
Read the TOS

I did, it doesn't mention plane tickets and expenses.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:56:43


At 4/21/08 11:51 PM, Shawn wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:50 PM, tweekee wrote: Im bored of this thread, although its full of epic win. That would be hard to do. She will have runescape nerds battering her door down.
Dude i play Runescape and I'm not a virgin, you're silly your thinking of WoW players :P

Oh yeah, i forgot. it's the WoW nerds that will kill her. the chaos rape. There will be serious problems if blizzard nerds(the nerds of the guys who made like warcrap or something) came to her door. she would die. drown in it.


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Response to Fuck Virgin, Virgins Fucked 2008-04-21 23:57:08


At 4/21/08 11:56 PM, g0t wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:55 PM, Shawn wrote:
At 4/21/08 11:54 PM, g0t wrote: Something like that.

Also, lol what if you live in another state? Who pays for plane tickets?
Read the TOS
I did, it doesn't mention plane tickets and expenses.

Nevermind, It was at the beginning. I just skipped to the list.


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