Dear Yahtzee,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Sincerely, AshfordPride
At 5/7/08 06:20 PM, AshfordPride wrote: How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Sincerely, AshfordPride
Awesome. Do you think he'll get it?
By the by, thanks for making this thread. I had never heard of the guy until I saw it, and...by God, not only is he almost always completely right, but he's flat-out hilarious if you can keep up with him.
At 4/30/08 07:29 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Still no Mario Kart? I totally thought he would've jumped right on that one...
Yahtzee's review of Mario Kart Wii would be way too predictable, I think it's safe to say that he's simply just going to rant about getting hit by a ton of items at the end of a race.
I think zero punctuation is good, but he tries too hard sometimes.
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I always find 'em funny, even when I haven't played whatever game he's talking about.
brawl was shit, its annoying aswell because i mention it and i have people who are the same fucking age as me call me a fag because i don't like the shitty thing
i play team fortress 2 on EGO servers
gamertag "dog stilez"
i go paintballing often [NG airsoft/paintball group]
No real big surprise there.
At 4/30/08 07:29 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Still no Mario Kart? I totally thought he would've jumped right on that one...
Don't hold your breath.
Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.
At 5/14/08 06:21 PM, X-Naut wrote: GTA4
No real big surprise there.
So, he seems to nit-pick at the game, but he is still playing it?
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GTA IV one had more legitimate complaints than hilarious observations. It wasn't that funny.
At 5/1/08 02:17 AM, HardcoreEmoGothRebel wrote: However, I also thought he made it clear that he didn't like God of War, but his most recent review seemed pretty positive.
He hates the overused button-mechanic that was made popular by God of War, not the games themselves. As he says in one of the reviews: he doesn't mind them much if they are an integral part of the game, but he does hate them when they come totally out of nowhere.
Which is quite understandable. I've never played a game with any of these "quick-time events", but I imagine I'd get righteously pissed off as well.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/v iew/zero-punctuation/57-Painkiller
This is the new one I think. Also the site has had a slight redesign.
At 5/21/08 03:31 PM, McPaper wrote: Also the site has had a slight redesign.
Awsome, the videos on his site actually work for me now! Now I don't have to wait for them to be uploaded to YouTube.
Loved the Painkiller one, best in ages, and he's made me want to buy it.
I even looked it up after watching it, and the main character is voiced by Cam motherfucking Clarke. I'm going to look for it next time I'm out.
At 5/21/08 04:14 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Painkiller is on steam for $10.
So £5 without VAT. Considering it.
Guess it's something to look into.
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At 5/21/08 05:29 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote:At 5/21/08 04:14 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Painkiller is on steam for $10.Guess it's something to look into.
So £5 without VAT. Considering it.
If you're still not convinced, you can get a free demo of it [link]
I downloaded it and played it. Very very fun in my opinion. One of the few single player games I enjoy..
Zero Punctuation is one of those little gems that I found on the internet and actually really enjoyed. Great series, great humor, Great Scott.
At 5/21/08 06:57 PM, Wurmy1029 wrote:At 5/21/08 05:29 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote:If you're still not convinced, you can get a free demo of it [link]At 5/21/08 04:14 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Painkiller is on steam for $10.Guess it's something to look into.
So £5 without VAT. Considering it.
I downloaded it and played it. Very very fun in my opinion. One of the few single player games I enjoy..
Well, the problem is that I lack a decent computer at the moment, and since I am unemployed, buying a new computer is not exactly an option at this point.
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The Painkiller review is one of the funniest reviews I've watched in awhile - and I haven't even played the game.
At 5/28/08 12:38 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/v iew/zero-punctuation/67-The-World-Ends-w ith-You
About Godamn time.
At 6/4/08 12:10 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/v iew/zero-punctuation/75-Oblivion
oblivion
Spoiler alert:
Yahtzee points out the game's flaws in a snarky, sarcastic, dry-witted monologue.
Happy with what you have to be happy with
you have to be happy with what you have
to be happy with you have to be happy with what you have
I honestly found this weeks review pretty boring; maybe it has to do with the fact that I've never played the game. Either way, he didn't really say anything that funny, his other reviews are much better.
I found this guy a few weeks ago, looking into buying Army of TWO his review put me off buying the game, but I've learnt never to take him seriously...
illicit makes a damn good signature.
It's An RPG But At Least It's Not A JRPG!
Har Har Har!
